Fuck you lot very much. Note to self: do not open JakChat at work.

I demand a new forum or fora be made for this and other threads such as the "Melly's" one (to wit, Jl. Johar or Jl. Wahid Hasyim) since neither are on the infamous strip!

Spiritually, they are in Jaksa,

..and in terms of booze quality too. Christ on a 3 speed moped, I foolishly drank our quiz prize yesterday. One G Spot, one Melly's Long Island and one glass of multi-coloured test tubes. They all tasted like brake fluid....anyway, to cut a long story short Polisi Cepek, Pop Jocks and myself all ended up at Vertigo Ladies' Night. This is all your fault (again) Marmzinator.

Told one of my old work superiors to jolly himself, then spewed in my mouth just as a girl embraced me (which by the smile on her mug she either took as an Indonesian-girl-camera-face or a sign that I had lost all critical faculties and she had snagged herself one).

And in my opinion RH is wrong. Vertigo is not the place to go to pick up hot ladies. If I was a bule I would stay well away from there, its really not the place to go. Stay away.

It's my secret

Where exactly has YAUBistro fired up it's grill again? There's a crying need for a halfway decent resto on the strip. I couldn't see anything i was tempted to eat last night.

Not too far from Jaksa:

Colliding Strammermax particles with quarks deep under Wahid Hasyim are they? So, regarding the new YUB, will previously barred patrons have their slates wiped clean I wonder??

Fuxxors, about six visits with three fuckups from the memek-brained staff there since it re-opened. Today's treat, a spot of bill-padding. When asked why the incident rate is around 50%, the witless creature could only reply "hehehehehe". I am going to kick Pedro in the nuts next time I see him there.

What a fuck knuckle that man is to be sure.