From: "Global Travel Service" <info@nusaglobal.com>
Subject: AT LAST
Date: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:44:13 +0700

Jl. Jaksa 49 Kebon Sirih, Jakarta Pusat 10340

At last!

We thought it would never happen, but the time has finally come.
Since all good things must end, now is the time for the Ya-Udah Bistro to say goodbye.

So goodbye to all our customers, past and present. Goodbye to those who complained and refused to pay, goodbye to those we insulted and threw out.

And goodbye, especially, to those customers who remained loyal through all our various difficulties, right to the end.

Thus, the moon will finally set upon the Ya-Udah Bistro at midnight on Sunday, 27th April.

At last!

Didn't refuse to pay at all. Just not that particular week.

I got an apple pie, which as usual, was over cinamonned. The Vanilla Ice Cream was the real deal, but the custard?! Jesus wept. It had the consistency of cum and the flavour of two egg whites and a stingey amount of icing sugar. I complained and asked what that was I was served. No reply... To my horror, my friend ordered the Apple Pie and was served the same, with yellow food colouring. My mothers cooking (and I welcome a thousand jokes) was never that bad despite 20 years in shit cooking skills ( Northern Irish cooking 101).

Who's this friend then marmz??? always seems to pop up in your dinner fables...

Marms loves a nice Chum

to be sure, to be sure ...

He may be from the land of the little people but he must have a HUGE todger.

so, who's up for going to Ya Udah's last gasp on Sunday?

(piss, you have to come. i need some token photos of someone making an embarrassment of themselves.)

Seems to me Lambert should attend if only to get re-barred on the last day!

yes, i think we should all make a special effort to get banned for life on sunday.

Should not be too difficult for some!

i guess i was talking about myself.

*i* will have to make a special effort etc etc etc ...

I'll come , ready with my lens focussed squarely on the pissman....I'll make sure Lambert's there too...if everyone does a runner ( 1,2,3 GO) on their last day, what can pedro do??? I'll go for the chateaubriand at 129 grand and the "real swiss experience" fondue at a tidy 170 Grand + 8 bintangs. On the other hand even that the old gaucho will catch me with that in my belly

You're shit doesn't stink eh Witty? I seem to recall that you have been subjected to Pedro No Goes on at least two occasions for rowdy merrymaking of the kind associated with rugby players.

I on the other hand have only been banned once for utilising the toilet facilities without purchasing food. The good ol' pissing without paying clause.

Pissing without Paying is the ultimate No No. Thought everyone knew that. What will Pedro be doing now he's out of a job? in the days before yub he used to hang out in papas. wonder if we'll see a return to those aloo ghobi and warm binters days for El pedroso?

Perhaps he'll open up his own urinal with restaurant cubicles at the back

Isn't that the current set up?

Piling on top of Pedro getting your cheap shots in like a group of schoolboys, eh? Ricc, Carpenter, SOD, where do the witch hunts end?

There's never been a more lovely soul on the Jalan. A pity it devolves into this sort of thing...

Actually Sammy, an ellipsis at the end of the sentence is four dots and a space …. Get it together if you wish to participate in this forum.

It's called an aposiopesis, except if used by RC. Then it's called a aposiopenis.

Punctuation rules are for pussies and Q-Bert.

Perhaps Americans should use punctuation rules more often. Then the rest of us might be able to get a word-in during polite conversation. Fuck, it might end a few of your wars.

now now lads

You were the one that ran the dude out of town.

sammy, take no notice of the wanna-be grammar nazi. he has aposiopesisosis ...