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#74666 - 23 Apr 08 08:37 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
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 Originally Posted By: Piss Salon
Whose your favourite polygamist then eh?


That's Lumberg from the very great movie, Office Space
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#74675 - 23 Apr 08 09:33 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: witty handle]
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Sammy, known for his love of many sports always suited up and wore the right protective gear..........

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#74678 - 23 Apr 08 10:29 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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That's sexy, look at mah' taint.

Although I generally wipe a bit better so as to avoid the embarrassing crack/fudge dollop scenario you see above.
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#74730 - 23 Apr 08 21:02 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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Sammy, had any bitty lately..........

Meeting the Parents........
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#74739 - 23 Apr 08 22:10 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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Did not take long for someone to complain about that "Photobucket Entry"
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#74750 - 23 Apr 08 22:39 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Dilli]
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Something wonderful


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#74761 - 24 Apr 08 03:18 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
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Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is?
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#74806 - 24 Apr 08 13:42 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is?


The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about.

It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts!
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#74807 - 24 Apr 08 13:51 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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 Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis
 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is?


The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about.

It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts!


Stay below the radar? of course the buggers do, unless you can get taxed on part-time molesting .
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#74809 - 24 Apr 08 14:04 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis
 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is?


The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about.

It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts!


Stay below the radar? of course the buggers do, unless you can get taxed on part-time molesting .


Give it time, mate. Give it time. There'll be a sliding bracket strictly for amateur and part-time molesters based on the number of kiddies fiddled per quarter.
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#74810 - 24 Apr 08 14:16 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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 Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis
 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis
 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is?


The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about.

It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts!


Stay below the radar? of course the buggers do, unless you can get taxed on part-time molesting .


Give it time, mate. Give it time. There'll be a sliding bracket strictly for amateur and part-time molesters based on the number of kiddies fiddled per quarter.


They've got it all worked out Sammy, they can claim for lubricant, sweeties, dolls, wendy-houses (Happie-Hut Gazebo's in Indo), I bet they end up with a refund.
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#74813 - 24 Apr 08 14:26 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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The main expense is grooming the parents.
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#74819 - 24 Apr 08 14:50 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
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 Originally Posted By: Piss Salon
The main expense is grooming the parents.


Easy, Indo-Mie for mother and Binters for dad.
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#74824 - 24 Apr 08 15:01 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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^^^^Are you Irish or Scottish?
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#74826 - 24 Apr 08 15:14 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
^^^^Are you Irish or Scottish?


I trust you're not refering to me.
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#74831 - 24 Apr 08 15:21 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain.......
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#74832 - 24 Apr 08 15:24 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain.......


Then may I suggest you boil your head? bloody colonials.
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#74847 - 24 Apr 08 15:50 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Some lovely MILFs outside in reception today. Hot diggedy!!! If I'm feeling too hot under the collar though a quick glance across at McKay usually cools my ardour.
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#74848 - 24 Apr 08 15:55 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain.......


Then may I suggest you boil your head? bloody colonials.



Colonials? Capt. If you trace our roots I would suspect we came from the same island............
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#74853 - 24 Apr 08 16:05 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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Africa is a continent.
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#74855 - 24 Apr 08 16:11 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
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 Originally Posted By: Piss Salon
Africa is a continent.



Sorry Capt. I didn't know you were from the Dark Continent..............
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#74856 - 24 Apr 08 16:14 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
 Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring
 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain.......


Then may I suggest you boil your head? bloody colonials.



Colonials? Capt. If you trace our roots I would suspect we came from the same island............


Roots? How dare you? are you saying we are from the same water melon patch?
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#74857 - 24 Apr 08 16:15 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
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 Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam
 Originally Posted By: Piss Salon
Africa is a continent.



Sorry Capt. I didn't know you were from the Dark Continent..............


Enough. I'm a Viking .

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#74860 - 24 Apr 08 16:34 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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One never tires ....

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows
Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls
MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.


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#74862 - 24 Apr 08 16:41 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
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I see from the Burlington County Sheriff's Dept website that they have a K-9 unit. Perhaps they should add a bovine-unit also.

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