not many do a good strammer max though

you infidel.

"Leberkasse you ordered?? I am ze one who gives ze orders! And zey vill be obeyed, oh ya."

fuck knuckle

another email from the "new" Ya Udah:

EURO FINAL 2008

The German Embassy sponsors the viewing of the final game, which takes place on Sunday and will be broadcasted live at 01:45 (Monday morning local Jakarta time).

The event takes place at the Goethe Institut Jakarta and the Ya-UDAH BISTRO is in charge for foods and drinks, which will start at 22:00 hours on Sunday evening. The food is heavily subsidies by the German Embassy and the drinks event completely free (see attachment).

Everyone is allowed and free to come after registration (see attachment), which would be an opportunity to see some of you.

May the best team win!

YA-UDAH BISTRO

finally, free beer at yaudah - albeit in clapper gardening.

is there any restaurant as good as ya udah bistro nowadays?

nope....ya udah is still the best

so, we don't have any other alternatives ... (sigh)

no, i'm afraid not..ya udah remains the only place to eat and to be seen eating

what else can we do in a resto? beside eating?

question: how do i insert an emoticon on my comments?

sadly, the only place left in jaksa where you can eat reasonable food at a reasonable price is absolute café. cocktail'n'clingons started out very good, but predictably went downhill rapidly.

nick's hostel is for sale, if anyone wants to start up a café cum brothel.

oh, and for the emoticons:

: kuku :

without the spaces does this:

Is Bogie's Steak still open - on Wahid Hasyim, just opposite Jaksa?

nope. faded away some time ago, without fanfare. not that it was ever that good.

Hmmm. Seems it had a lot in common with me.

you'll be cheered to know that there is now an Abuba steak on Wahid Hasyim. It's advisble to bring a hunting knife with you as the meat can be a bit on the tough side

And also to stab the surly fucking 'waiting' staff.

Never seen the appeal of Abuba. Smoke blowin in ya eyes, tough, stringy steak served lovingly with horrible, tinned mixed veg. The locals love it though.

Indeed they do. My ex hyped it up to ridiculous levels and I almost cried when I was 'served' my 'meal'.

just recieved a "news flash" SMS from Ya Udah that they intend to reopen in "menteng" at Jalan Johar No. 15, Gondangda, Menteng, opening 12am every day. exact date of opening is still unclear, but will be in about a month's time.

just recieved a "news flash" SMS from the department of health. Message reads "dear handsome, for health reasons we suggest avoiding Jalan Johar No. 15, Gondangda, Menteng. We shut them down once but the bastards keep coming back

you just made that up! everyone knows that ya udah food is biologically inert. that's one of its main features, in fact!

Even closer to the office, woo-hoo! When does said purveyor of victuals actually recommence service?

the teutonically-accented language of the SMS left the exact date unclear. looks like about a month from now. will be located near cempaka hotel, so easy walk from jaksa.