Greetings and Shalom,

Would like some help with getting to Indonesia from Singapore. I am Israeli citizen looking to get to Jakarta for business but have become aware that Indonesians do not allow Israeli citizens to enter. I have dual citizenship with British passport but I am concern that the Indonesians may have some way of finding that I am Israeli Jew.

It is really disappointing in that Indonesia is just like Palestinian in this racial hatred bias towards Israeli people, crying about injustice and anti-islam when some Muslim people show they can be the biggest racist and hate-mongers.

Can anyone help with some advise?

Trying to buy some second hand foreskins...I know just the man!

Seriously, I would suggest you speak to Sammy Jankis as he may know a thing or two about entering the country discreetly!

Yes .. My advice is if you are planning to do business in Indonesia you lose the whole racial hatred, biggest racist, hate mongers etc etc as it will go down like a sack of shit here. If your doing business you have to respect the local people and culture.

In terms of will they have any way of knowing you have duel passports .. I doubt it. If you have any real concerns take the boat from Singapore to Batam and them catch an internal flight. At the end of the day if you arrive on a British passport then you should be treated as a british citizen. As the British have stopped their policy of stealing peoples land and bombing the crap out of them you should be okay.

Jesus, another Riccardo. Care to comment on the fact that Isreal funded Hamas then wondered why it got bit up it's own arse?

Yeh, you want to start that shite, don't fucking bother turning up in the first place .

Thanks for the advise, and Mr. Chewwy if what you call 'racial hatred, biggest racist, hate mongers etc etc' is the truth ? Then is it not OK to say the truth ? Only a foolish man throw truth to wolves and replace with silly political correctness.

And for the comments the British stopped stealing peoples land, tell this to Argentina , or was Falkland island before part of UK and it became broken and float to South America ?

Okay-- last posting to the time wasting troll then you just get added to the long list of people on my ignore list.

1. its advice - take it or dont take it. You want to make money here I would advise against taking that attitude.

2. As I said we have stopped this practice. The falklands have been under our control for years and the local population seems to want to stay with the UK. Either way the UK doesnt give a shit about the place and would probably save some money if they handed it back.

Okay troll .. enough said.

Don't you know who it is yet?

I reckon I can get a response, what do you reckon Dilli, shall I go for it?

It aint Ricc....

Who is it? A real 4x2?

Highly unlikely

How soon the name calling begins here , be a man and not like this. How should you have a problem with Israel when it was thanks be to the British that Israel exist today ? Or do you not know youre own history ? You have problem with what you created?

Rudeness is a sign of a weak man attempting to look like strong man . Mr Chewwy , in youre case it fails miserably .

Carpenter's Handle is of Shalomic origin in fact.

the complete opposite

Not the wity Richard either methinks......

Hmmm. Gis a Clue (with Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs)

Mike Reid? He's dead isn't he?

Nah, just acting.

Capt. Mainwaring you are very rude. Do you feel proud to be so offensive to those people asking for help ? Making fun of holocaust and such? You show your true colour my friend . You muts fit in quite nicely in Indonesia !!

And Mr. Dilli I am not Yiddish I am Israeli borne . So abuse me all that you want , we are used to this sort of hatred from small mind Goys .

I've met your type before...

I don't know what the problem with the hypocaust is.

Two peoples one future ? We have Hebrew saying 'The man who live with snakes in his house will always be bitten'.

Meanwhile, back at the synagogue...

http://www.bh.org.il/Communities/Archive/indonesia.asp


As Piss once said "what a paradox, half Indo, half Jewish - half of you wants the latest handphone, the other half won't pay for it"

if we Israeli go about it like the British then simply invade the cell phone seller , divide his shop into many small pieces , then group the shop pieces along side other hostile phone seller so they fight each others and not us .

We learn from you , the master of divide conquer and then rape and pillage .

Better give the passport back then eh Dave?

I will help with youre next smarty comment to continue on with youre anti jew racists comment , have you ever know a Jew to give some thing back ?

shame to you capt mainwaring !

"We have Hebrew saying 'The man who live with snakes in his house will always be bitten'."

Roy's Hair has a saying: 'The man who get his snake out in massage parlour will always be tossed off."

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew

I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

thank for all the sarcastic anti Jew comment . I see this is no place for upright self respected person but rather is breeding grounds for pettyness and antisemitism . Maybe after we finish up the palestinian 'pillowstainian' dogs we will start with this place , you may be the first to go to the boat

Welcome.

You think?

What will you say after your death and you are being judged ? and you notice my self and the chosen people at Gods side ? you will know that we have told to God about your hatred here today you have for God's chosen .

Dum, dum, dum, David what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of your gun
Dum, dum, dum, David what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

David's got a gun
David's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did his daddy do?
What did he put you through?

They say when David was arrested
They found him underneath a tank
But man, he had it comin'
Now that David's got a gun
He ain't never gonna be the same

David's got a gun
David's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did his daddy do?

He jacked the little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

David's got a gun
David's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did his daddy do?

He had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me
The Palestinians are such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

David’s got a gun
David’s got a gun
David’s got a gun
Everybody is on the run

David’s got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (honey, honey what's your problem)
'cause David’s got a gun (tell me it ain't right)
David’s got a gun (was it daddys cradle robbin')
Her dog day's just begun (that made you scream at night)
David’s got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
David’s got a gun

Son of a Bitch?

I think this may well be true!

Don't go there.

Have been reading more your discussions here . At least i am not the only one youre hatred is directed for. Richard Carpenter and Riccardo also experience youre close minded attacks and rabid hatred but I bet surely they are worth far more than you snotty nose children . Richard Carpenter and his presidents has done more for my people than any of you lot ever could hope to for.

Carpenter and Riccardo , do not let them bully you on. Theyre dying breed!

Too quick David. Too quick. You can't have had time to scan, let alone comprehend, a range of very deep subjects to select those two names. The jig is up.

I knew it would not last!

Son of David, or allow me to refer to you as SOD, I am half of a
4 x 2, as RH in his Harrow rhyming slang puts it, (does that make me a 2 x 1??)..and by the sheer force of coincidence my Dad's name is David, David Aarons. Therefore i am a complete sod too. But SOD, you are about as Jewish as my shiksa Mum, Mrs Aarons, nee Watson...that is you are not a yiddle at all. In fact you're about as much a kike as my next door neighbour, Achmed.

If you insist with this silly Richard Carpenteresque farce (and lord knows what a silly bore that was), send your next post in your best hebrew (latin alphabet will do) so i can evaluate your true hymieness....

Shalom

Yeah. Prove yerself David. How do you make chicken soup?

Step off a train, all alone at dawn
Back into the hole where I was born
Sun in the sky, never raised an eye to me

There's blood on the tracks, and they must be mine
Fool on the hill, and I feel fine
Don't look back, 'cause you know what you might see

Look into the wall of my mind's eye
I think I know, but I don't know why
Questions of the answers you might need

Comin' in a mess, going out in style
I ain't good lookin', but I'm someone's child
No one can give me the air that's mine to breathe

I met my maker, I made him cry
And on my shoulder, he asked me why
As people won't fly through the storm
I said listen up now, we don't even know you're born

All my people right here, right now
Jew know what I mean? (yeah, yeah)

All my people right here, right now
Jew know what I mean? (yeah, yeah)

All my people right here, right now
Jew know what I mean? (yeah, yeah)

I don't really care for what you believe
So open up your fist and you will receive
The thoughts and the words of every man you'll meet

Get up off the floor of the leaving line
No one's ever gonna ever ask you twice
Get all the fuss and bring it all home to me

I met my maker, I made him cry
And on my shoulder, he asked me why
As people won't fly through the storm
I said listen up now, we don't even know you're born

All my people right here, right now
Jew know what I mean? (yeah, yeah)

All my people right here, right now
Jew know what I mean? (yeah, yeah)

All my people right here, right now
Jew know what I mean? (yeah, yeah)