Don't know the first one but the Jade Garden I have certainly been to a couple of times. Top notch tiddly wink scran. I'm not a 4x2 though, or even a 2x1. North Harrow's more full of sub continental types these days so I must be one of them Hindustanis.
Ain't it a small world boychik? You probably know Lofty Cohen of £1 & 50P fame,
Stan "how many miles do you want the fucking thing to have on it you cunt" Spitalnick. And I bet you've had a pint or two in the Goodwill to all Men.