Greetings and Shalom,

Would like some help with getting to Indonesia from Singapore. I am Israeli citizen looking to get to Jakarta for business but have become aware that Indonesians do not allow Israeli citizens to enter. I have dual citizenship with British passport but I am concern that the Indonesians may have some way of finding that I am Israeli Jew.

It is really disappointing in that Indonesia is just like Palestinian in this racial hatred bias towards Israeli people, crying about injustice and anti-islam when some Muslim people show they can be the biggest racist and hate-mongers.

Can anyone help with some advise?

Trying to buy some second hand foreskins...I know just the man!

Seriously, I would suggest you speak to Sammy Jankis as he may know a thing or two about entering the country discreetly!

Yes .. My advice is if you are planning to do business in Indonesia you lose the whole racial hatred, biggest racist, hate mongers etc etc as it will go down like a sack of shit here. If your doing business you have to respect the local people and culture.

In terms of will they have any way of knowing you have duel passports .. I doubt it. If you have any real concerns take the boat from Singapore to Batam and them catch an internal flight. At the end of the day if you arrive on a British passport then you should be treated as a british citizen. As the British have stopped their policy of stealing peoples land and bombing the crap out of them you should be okay.

Jesus, another Riccardo. Care to comment on the fact that Isreal funded Hamas then wondered why it got bit up it's own arse?

Yeh, you want to start that shite, don't fucking bother turning up in the first place .

Thanks for the advise, and Mr. Chewwy if what you call 'racial hatred, biggest racist, hate mongers etc etc' is the truth ? Then is it not OK to say the truth ? Only a foolish man throw truth to wolves and replace with silly political correctness.

And for the comments the British stopped stealing peoples land, tell this to Argentina , or was Falkland island before part of UK and it became broken and float to South America ?

Okay-- last posting to the time wasting troll then you just get added to the long list of people on my ignore list.

1. its advice - take it or dont take it. You want to make money here I would advise against taking that attitude.

2. As I said we have stopped this practice. The falklands have been under our control for years and the local population seems to want to stay with the UK. Either way the UK doesnt give a shit about the place and would probably save some money if they handed it back.

Okay troll .. enough said.

Don't you know who it is yet?

I reckon I can get a response, what do you reckon Dilli, shall I go for it?

It aint Ricc....

Who is it? A real 4x2?

Highly unlikely

How soon the name calling begins here , be a man and not like this. How should you have a problem with Israel when it was thanks be to the British that Israel exist today ? Or do you not know youre own history ? You have problem with what you created?

Rudeness is a sign of a weak man attempting to look like strong man . Mr Chewwy , in youre case it fails miserably .

Carpenter's Handle is of Shalomic origin in fact.

the complete opposite

Not the wity Richard either methinks......

Hmmm. Gis a Clue (with Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs)

Mike Reid? He's dead isn't he?

Nah, just acting.

Capt. Mainwaring you are very rude. Do you feel proud to be so offensive to those people asking for help ? Making fun of holocaust and such? You show your true colour my friend . You muts fit in quite nicely in Indonesia !!

And Mr. Dilli I am not Yiddish I am Israeli borne . So abuse me all that you want , we are used to this sort of hatred from small mind Goys .

I've met your type before...

I don't know what the problem with the hypocaust is.