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#72945 - 06 Apr 08 11:24 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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 Originally Posted By: JHVH1
 Originally Posted By: MbakAditya

All 6'8" of you didn't have the balls to help that poor fellow getting the shit kicked out of him did it? Or perhaps yet another Jaksa pencerita ?



There you go with the assumption bit again. You've already proved you are incapable of comprehending the English language, and now this. I'd say there were approximately a dozen witnesses who saw me get between the guy's three assailants and himself, help him up and get him out of there. All this, may I add, whilst the very same bottle-wielding thugs were still in a very agitated state. The poor bugger had a deep scalp laceration and who knows, possibly a skull fracture as the strike to his cranium with a large Bintang bottle came from a great height.

The internet is full of idiots like you. This post was originally intended as a back-handed observation of the goings-on in that street, a place I don't usually choose to frequent but have done so recently due to having friends staying in the area. You seem to assume some kind of moral superiority or feeling of toughness that you do not otherwise get in real life from being a smart ass. All the better when you are half-way around the world in California (or you haven't updated your profile recently). I'd rather relish the thought of meeting you in person and see if your 'well-aimed gutbuster' would infact be nothing more than a wishful thought that instead manifested itself as the pissing of your ample panties followed by a good cry. Your call.


You yellow streak of supercharged piss. you mean the guy was potentially close to death and you still didn't help?

What is the betting that they guy getting a fucking got slapping deserved it? What was it you said? "local thugs"? Oh, now the witnesses saw you wade in deep like fucking John Wayne? Didn't mention that before did you?
Freinds staying in the area, now that I can believe, place is full of bog rats and drop outs.

 Originally Posted By: twat features
I'd rather relish the thought of meeting you in person


I'm not sure you would, despite your constant mumblings about being 8'6" tall I reckon little Joshua of diobok-obok fame would give you a duffing.

Don't worry about feeling inferior, it happens often in the presence of a magnificent beast like me.

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#72946 - 06 Apr 08 11:40 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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And of course no post is complete without diobok obok

Ini lho ember, ini lho kran
Ini lho air, nah baru tahu ya

Diobok-obok airnya diobok-obok
Ada ikannya kecil-kecil pada mabok
Disemprot-semprot airnya disemprot-semprot
Kena mukaku aku jadi mandi lagi

Dingin-dingin dimandiin
Nanti masuk angin

Diobok-obok airnya diobok-obok
Ada ikannya kecil-kecil pada mabok
Diputar-putar kran diputar-putar
Airnya banjir aku jadi mandi lagi

Dingin-dingin dimandiin
Nanti masuk angin

Reff.

Ada air hujan ( rasanya tawar )
Ada air laut ( rasanya asin )
Ada air susu ( rasanya manis )
Ada air kencing ( rasanya aneh )
Itu untuk mimi…mimi…mimi…mimi
Dolan-dolan-dolan-dolan-dolan-dolan
Dolan-dolan-dolan-dolan…ayo dolanan

Dialog

Ayo jangan main air
Air jangan dibuang ya…ya
Hua..ha..ha…namaku joshua
Aku mau nyanyi, aku mao joget
Aku mau melotot hua…ha…ha…

Kembali ke I, Reff
Begini..ni..ni..ni begitu..tu..tu..tu
Begini..ni..ni..ni begitu..tu..tu..tu
Begini begitu begini begitu .. begitu

Kembali ke II
Diobok-obok…diobok-obok….
Diobok-obok airnya duingin rek
Diobok-obok…diobok-obok….
Diobok-obok airnya uademe

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#72947 - 06 Apr 08 11:46 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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#72962 - 06 Apr 08 14:20 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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 Originally Posted By: MbakAditya
 Originally Posted By: JHVH1
 Originally Posted By: MbakAditya

All 6'8" of you didn't have the balls to help that poor fellow getting the shit kicked out of him did it? Or perhaps yet another Jaksa pencerita ?



There you go with the assumption bit again. You've already proved you are incapable of comprehending the English language, and now this. I'd say there were approximately a dozen witnesses who saw me get between the guy's three assailants and himself, help him up and get him out of there. All this, may I add, whilst the very same bottle-wielding thugs were still in a very agitated state. The poor bugger had a deep scalp laceration and who knows, possibly a skull fracture as the strike to his cranium with a large Bintang bottle came from a great height.

The internet is full of idiots like you. This post was originally intended as a back-handed observation of the goings-on in that street, a place I don't usually choose to frequent but have done so recently due to having friends staying in the area. You seem to assume some kind of moral superiority or feeling of toughness that you do not otherwise get in real life from being a smart ass. All the better when you are half-way around the world in California (or you haven't updated your profile recently). I'd rather relish the thought of meeting you in person and see if your 'well-aimed gutbuster' would infact be nothing more than a wishful thought that instead manifested itself as the pissing of your ample panties followed by a good cry. Your call.


You yellow streak of supercharged piss. you mean the guy was potentially close to death and you still didn't help?

What is the betting that they guy getting a fucking got slapping deserved it? What was it you said? "local thugs"? Oh, now the witnesses saw you wade in deep like fucking John Wayne? Didn't mention that before did you?
Freinds staying in the area, now that I can believe, place is full of bog rats and drop outs.

 Originally Posted By: twat features
I'd rather relish the thought of meeting you in person


I'm not sure you would, despite your constant mumblings about being 8'6" tall I reckon little Joshua of diobok-obok fame would give you a duffing.

Don't worry about feeling inferior, it happens often in the presence of a magnificent beast like me.



Jeebus, I know that retard you call ibu was huffing gas before she queefed your palsied asshole out of her Arab-ravaged twat and therefore you are somewhat of a retard, but even amoeba possess better skills of comprehension than you. You've probably been told this countless times by those who have attempted (but failed) to educate you, but you'd no doubt have problems comprehending Miffy goes to the fuckin beach, let alone some story with more than a single simple premise. Anyhow, where's it to be then, or will you be sending Joshua after he gives you another savage ass-ravaging?

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#72975 - 06 Apr 08 16:51 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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Hey Tourist, I've got one thing right though haven't I ?

He who looks then runs away
Lives to run away another day


Get your sorry yellow carcase down to Bali with the rest of the shorts and T shirts.

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#73001 - 06 Apr 08 21:45 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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 Originally Posted By: MbakAditya
Don't worry about feeling inferior, it happens often in the presence of a magnificent beast like me.




Is that what EK3000 said when she first saw you?
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#73030 - 07 Apr 08 08:48 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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 Originally Posted By: MbakAditya
Hey Tourist, I've got one thing right though haven't I ?

He who looks then runs away
Lives to run away another day


Get your sorry yellow carcase down to Bali with the rest of the shorts and T shirts.



The thing is you can't or won't prove your fallacious assertions and continue to cover yourself in shite by making slanderous insinuations about my behavior. The only thing you've shown is what a cowering, simpering little impotent fuck you are, someone who can find nothing better to do that troll around on the internet, looking for a visceral reaction. Just one more question, is English your mother tongue? I would hazard a guess that it is not, in which case I can happily supply a few lessons for the low cost of letting a few kampung hounds sodomize that unfortunate cunt you call a mother. Second thoughts, that is how she paid to send your worthless ass abroad so you could improve your lot in life fellating Mexicans, innit?

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#73035 - 07 Apr 08 09:01 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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I had the ..., no, I'm almost kenyang:


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#73036 - 07 Apr 08 09:07 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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 Originally Posted By: JHVH1
 Originally Posted By: MbakAditya
Hey Tourist, I've got one thing right though haven't I ?

He who looks then runs away
Lives to run away another day


Get your sorry yellow carcase down to Bali with the rest of the shorts and T shirts.



The thing is you can't or won't prove your fallacious assertions and continue to cover yourself in shite by making slanderous insinuations about my behavior. The only thing you've shown is what a cowering, simpering little impotent fuck you are, someone who can find nothing better to do that troll around on the internet, looking for a visceral reaction. Just one more question, is English your mother tongue? I would hazard a guess that it is not, in which case I can happily supply a few lessons for the low cost of letting a few kampung hounds sodomize that unfortunate cunt you call a mother. Second thoughts, that is how she paid to send your worthless ass abroad so you could improve your lot in life fellating Mexicans, innit?


I don't have to, but it does seem that the scertions are a bit close to the truth does it not.

Peringatan
1)Simpering little I think not
2) Impotent Lucky the Capt isn't about, people have got preggers just by opening on of his emails.
3)someone who can find nothing better to do that troll around on the internet, looking for a visceral reaction. Too bloody right and when a twat like you jumps on the hook, so much the better
4)English your mother tongue? yes, my mother has an English tongue.


Now fuck off with the rest of the tourists. Knotted hanky, shorts at half mast, socks and sandals, oh and of course a "I Love Canada" T shirts.


Edited by MbakAditya (07 Apr 08 09:26)
Edit Reason: underlining programming code issue

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#73037 - 07 Apr 08 09:15 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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#73038 - 07 Apr 08 09:20 Re: Questions [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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oooh, bad pie:


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#73039 - 07 Apr 08 09:51 Re: Questions [Re: kenyeung]
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WHEN SQUIRRELS ATTACK!

*cue scene*

JHVH1 is sitting outside Ya Udah Bistro on a hot summers day, underneath the shade of the trees. He's having a beer and eating a pack of peanuts, when he hears a sound above him.

Standing up, looking for the source he discovers nothing, he sits back down, and makes a grab for a handful of nuts.

They've vanished.

A rustle in the trees above alerts JHVH1 * move to birdsyeye view* and he slowly looks upwards.


A fanged, rabid, mutated squirrel leaps at him.

*cut to black, scream*

Anyone want to help me on this project?
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#73041 - 07 Apr 08 10:05 Re: Questions [Re: Dilli]
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Yes, Tupai Hitam akan bantu.

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#73061 - 07 Apr 08 11:40 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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Your mother has a tongue that is only used to rim the dirty assholes of bajaj drivers. I bet the cunt rues the day she gave birth to you and would rather swallow weed killer than see you again. Anyhow, since you are supposedly in California, how about you fuck off and seek the refuge of some forum for tied-dye-clad lesbian whale fuckers, or whatever the fuck it is you irrelevant new media twats do over there. Black squirrels, fuckin honestly, you'd have to have the wits of some wheelchair-bound vegtard to find such wank-laden internet meme amusing. Still, for a kid whose only enjoyment whilst growing up was diving in the kampung sewer looking for coins, I guess it's a step up. Now remind me, and only once your mate the capt. has finished emptying his diseased seed all over your distended rectum, who the fuck exactly are you again?

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#73063 - 07 Apr 08 11:57 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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#73066 - 07 Apr 08 12:06 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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Posts: 1866
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 Originally Posted By: JHVH1
Black squirrels, fuckin honestly, you'd have to have the wits of some wheelchair-bound vegtard to find such wank-laden internet meme amusing.


[Darth Vader/The Kurgen voice] There can be only one!

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#73067 - 07 Apr 08 12:46 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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Registered: 30 Nov 07
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Loc: California
 Originally Posted By: JHVH1
Your mother has a tongue that is only used to rim the dirty assholes of bajaj drivers. I bet the cunt rues the day she gave birth to you and would rather swallow weed killer than see you again. Anyhow, since you are supposedly in California, how about you fuck off and seek the refuge of some forum for tied-dye-clad lesbian whale fuckers, or whatever the fuck it is you irrelevant new media twats do over there. Black squirrels, fuckin honestly, you'd have to have the wits of some wheelchair-bound vegtard to find such wank-laden internet meme amusing. Still, for a kid whose only enjoyment whilst growing up was diving in the kampung sewer looking for coins, I guess it's a step up. Now remind me, and only once your mate the capt. has finished emptying his diseased seed all over your distended rectum, who the fuck exactly are you again?


Well, Mum may have her faults, Lord knows, don't we all, but at least she never paid a silvery 10,000 rp to sit down, got thrown out of a toilet and moreover didn't stand and watch a load of Indo "thugs" beat up a poor bule.

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#73078 - 07 Apr 08 16:20 Re: Questions [Re: MbakAditya]
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Haha, I get it. Must have been all the benzene that leaked into that sewer that ran through your slum that made you such a retard. That is all.

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#73085 - 07 Apr 08 16:49 Re: Questions [Re: JHVH1]
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To both JHVH1 and Mbak Aditya...how about offering the branch below to each other. It is not becoming of grown men to insult each other in such a way. Online "brawling" is as distasteful the real world stuff.


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#73096 - 07 Apr 08 17:29 Re: Questions [Re: RichardCarpenter]
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How very dare you? grown men indeed.

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#73100 - 07 Apr 08 17:47 Re: Questions [Re: RichardCarpenter]
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 Originally Posted By: RichardCarpenter
To both JHVH1 and Mbak Aditya...how about offering the branch below to each other. It is not becoming of grown men to insult each other in such a way. Online "brawling" is as distasteful the real world stuff.

RC, word of warning.

if ever i see you in jalan jaksa, i am going to make a special point of eating a papas curry, along with 12 bottles of bintang, and then spewing all over you.

that is all.
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#73110 - 07 Apr 08 18:29 Re: Questions [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Handbags at dawn Kuku.
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#73115 - 07 Apr 08 19:11 Re: Questions [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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 Originally Posted By: KuKuKaChu
 Originally Posted By: RichardCarpenter
To both JHVH1 and Mbak Aditya...how about offering the branch below to each other. It is not becoming of grown men to insult each other in such a way. Online "brawling" is as distasteful the real world stuff.

RC, word of warning.

if ever i see you in jalan jaksa, i am going to make a special point of eating a papas curry, along with 12 bottles of bintang, and then spewing all over you.

that is all.


You'd certainly have trouble keeping that lot down
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#73121 - 07 Apr 08 19:26 Re: Questions [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Seems there sure is tough bunch of expat thugs running Jl. Jaksa now, reminds me of the old Karno days in GoBlok M............
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#73138 - 07 Apr 08 21:14 Re: Questions [Re: viperaberushitam]
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someone let off a gun on Jaksa on Friday night.
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