back lads:

On the subject of Net related Dementia....

An exponential curve that becomes asymptotic after about 50 posts. If anything that's a conservative estimate. He's our man on the street though. He's probably out front now. Squatting in the gutter with a fag clamped between his lips.

is Likliehood German?

The likelihood of that being German is high

Salah jenis kelamin.

And Oldman already has made an arse of itself.

And it was this big!

indeed, we have a young indonesian woman pretending to be an old bule man, and an old bule man pretending to be a young indonesian woman ...

and don't get me started on the scots ...

Jealous Kuku?

If only it were true, and even if it was, it wouldn't stop him trying to hump it.

Everybody loves Oldman!

Everybody loves wonders about Oldman!

Isn't all this spoofing rather silly?

You're right . C minus Roy's Hair. Could Be Chippier.

Update!

Prosecutors seek death for cocaine smugglers

Multa Fidrus , The Jakarta Post , Tangerang | Sat, 11/08/2008 11:48 AM | City

Prosecutors at the Tangerang District Court sought the death sentence for three foreigners convicted of smuggling cocaine into the country through Soekarno-Hatta International Airport in February.

Prosecutors Teuku Rahman and Haryadi said in a hearing Thursday evening the defendants, a Thai woman, Thitirat Charoensuk, 24, and two British men, Michael Anthony Guevara, 34, and John Patrick Patton, 52, were proven guilty of smuggling the drugs.

The prosecutors said the defendants violated Article 82 of the 1997 Drug Law. The article carries a maximum penalty of execution.

"The defendants intentionally smuggled 515 grams of cocaine into the country," Teuku Rahman told the panel of judges presided over by Haryono, with two other members Barmen Sinurat and Arthur Hangewa.

He said Guevara and Patton were the owners of the cocaine, and had asked the Thai woman to take the drugs to Indonesia.

The defendants were shocked to hear the penalty demand. Charoensuk fainted.

The defendants were arrested soon after their arrival at the airport on Feb. 20. Customs and excise officers became suspicious after Charoensuk appeared to be nervous at the customs check point.

After being examined, officers found drugs estimated to be worth Rp 2 billion (US$181,000) hidden in a bag she was carrying.

An interrogation led officers to arrest Michael Anthony and his Thai girlfriend Naksri, who flew from Thailand to Jakarta on the same flight.

"Naksri was released later because she was not involved in the smuggling attempt," Eko Darmanto, chief of intelligence at the Customs office, said Friday.

The police subsequently learned of the alleged receiver's address and arrested John Patrick Patton in Cilandak, South Jakarta, seizing eight grams of cocaine from him.

The presiding judge postponed the hearing until Monday to hear the defendants' lawyer Husin Tuhuteru read out the defense.

Kasian deh!

Live by the good times, die by the good times...........

Google News has a great facility which allows translation into English from Bahasa...

This cracker is from TEMPO....

Dead punished, Thailand Women's hysterical

Saturday, 08 November 2008 | 00:00 WIB

Tempo Interactive, Tangerang: Three foreign nationals each Thitirat Charoensuk, 24 years old, the origin of Thailand) and two British citizens, Michael Anthoni Guevera, 34 years old, and John Patrick Patton, 52 years; charged death penalty.

The Council of 500.40 grams of cocaine was held in the State Court of Tangerang on Thursday, (6 / 11) night at 20:00 WIB. The trial, which is not commonly done at night with the reasons for the detention of the accused is almost ended.

"We force prosecutors opened a hearing the night, because the trial is delayed several times, while the period of detention will be exhausted in the near future," said council member Judge Arthur Hangewa, Thursday.

In the trial that led Judge Haryono, the Prosecutor General Teuku Rahman and A. Riyadi read amar claim alternates to the three defendants in the trial separately, too.

Rahman said the accused guilty with a criminal offense to import drug group 1, that preceded the agreement as set forth evil and threatened criminal in Article 82 paragraph 1a and 2a Signs Law No. 22 Year 1997 on Narcotics.

Next Riyadi amar read the charges by saying that the mode is done by the accused; "Defendant intentionally bringing cocaine into Indonesia with a squeeze into clothes in the vulva and the use of condoms," said A. Riyadi.

Prosecutor Riyadi diselundupkan mention that the cocaine packed in three packets containing salt 300.20; 100.10 grams; 100, 10 grams. "If it passes, Thitirat promised wages of 50,000 Bath (equivalent to Rp 15.8 million).

Hear demands the death penalty, Thitirat, women origin Affairs Elephant was hysterical crying and not fall sadaran themselves.

The power of the law three defendants, Husen Tuhuteru, berjanii will read pledoi (defense) on trial Monday (10/11) next week.

Based on Tempo notes, the role of Michael, and John Patrick is the owner of cocaine. Both Thitirat sent as a courier to bring cocaine into Indonesia.

However Tithirat trigger arrested by Customs officers at Terminal D Arrival II, Soekarno-Hatta Airport, Tangerang, Banten, on 20 February 2008 when a new fall from the aircraft. While the two were arrested and then i follow.

Highlights

"that preceded the agreement as set forth evil and threatened criminal"

"Defendant intentionally bringing cocaine into Indonesia with a squeeze into clothes in the vulva and the use of condoms,"

"Hear demands the death penalty, Thitirat, women origin Affairs Elephant was hysterical crying and not fall sadaran themselves."

"when a new fall from the aircraft. While the two were arrested and then i follow."

Brilliant!

Point-esque. Awesome.

Well, it’s safe to say that negotiations haven’t gone well despite the cops allegedly being paid off.

In the event the death penalty is passed (Tangerang DC is notoriously intolerant of poor (as in broke) drug traffickers), I wonder how long it will take the authorities to carry out the sentence. Eight years? I think not.

Nothing in the news today as to what happened in court yesterday....

That must be one hell of a capacious vulva

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