In Thai "Khin Hoi" means to eat shellfish, unfortunately it also has another "shallower" meaning!

She'll be taking a couple of chopsticks firmly in hand later. I believe this makes her a Madam Two-Swords.

There's nothing shallow about clam lapping Dil. One of life's few little treats.

inggih leres.

Quite disgusting.

Jun iku yen lukak kocak, bisane meneng-anteng yen kebak. Sapi wadon kang seru suwarane, sathithik powane. Wong kang ala rupane, polahe digawe-gawe. Wong wuta sastra, wicarane kasar ora ngresepake.

Jesus , we've got Sir Stamford bleeding Raffles online.

I like Wong Solo fried chicken

What's he got to do with empty water jugs making funny noises, mooing cows having dodgy tits ,and more to the point people unacquainted with books who speaks crudely in a manner that gives no pleasure?

Just answer me that - wong wuta sastra.

Ayam goreng tali-jiwa, or as my daughter is prone to calling it "ayam goreng sakit jiwa"

One man's fur burger is another man's clam to be lapped. If it hadn't been for University I would never have become acquainted with such scholarly euphemisms Captain. There's an unbroken line of smutty innuendo stretching from Chaucer to my "laptop" I'll have you know.

Innuendo and out the other?

Gawain stepped to the stranger, axe in hand, and he, never fearing, awaited his coming. Then the Green Knight spake to Sir Gawain, "Make we our covenant ere we go further. First, I ask thee, knight, what is thy name? Tell me truly, that I may know thee."

Part of me would have liked to live in an age where spelling was pretty much up to the whim of the auther.

Chaucer had it MADE.

I used to have a 1950s or 60s copy of chaucer's canterbury talesand in one particularly rude section they translate 'quaint/cunt' as 'pudendum'.

It still makes me giggle.

Show us yer pudendum.!!!!

You fucking do.

Also this...

Foure brestes didde I see, and so I writte she hath a cornucopiae of titte,
sutche mellonnes of globe and rownde,
dids't tyrn mye frowne upsydde-downne

He was the man!

He would be able to understand your ramblings.

One off the problems associated with having a high IQ is that what appears as incoherance is in actual fact "high brow" discussion......often misunderstood by others as ramblings.

Very fortunate that in your case you are in no danger of being misunderstood due to this dangerous malady.

A lesser known Chaucer work:



Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe,
And gleefullye their handes did rubbe,
In expectatione of revelrie,
For 'twas the houre known as happye.
Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe,
And hadde a reallye good laffe.
'Til drunkennesse held full dominione,
For 'twas two for the price of one.
Yet after wine and meade and sac,
Man must have a massive snack,
Great pasties from Cornwalle!
Scottishe eggs round like a balle!
Great hammes, quaile, ducke and geese!
They suck'd the bones and drank the grease!
(One fellowe stood all pale and wan -
for he was vegetarianne)
Yet man knoweth that gluttonie,
Stoketh the fyre of lecherie,
Upon three young wenches round and slye,
The fellowes cast a wanton eye.
One did approach, with drunkene winke:
"'Ello darlin', you fancy a drink?",
Soon they caught them on their knee,
'Twas like some grotesque puppettrie!
Such was the lewdness and debaucherie -
'Twas like a sketch by Dick Emery!
(Except that Dick Emery is not yet borne -
So that comparisonne may not be drawn).
But then the fellowes began to pale,
For quail are not the friende of ale!
And in their bellyes much confusione!
from their throats vile extrusione!
Stinking foule corruptionne!
Came spewinge forth from droolinge lippes,
The fetide stenche did fille the pubbe,
'Twas the very arse of Beelzebubbe!

Thrown they were, from the Horne And Trumpette,
In the street, no coyne, no strumpet.
Homeward bounde, must quicklie go,
To that ende - a donkey stole!
Their handes all with vomit greased,
(The donkey was not pleased,
And threw them into a ditche of shite!)
They all agreed:
"What a brillant night!"

i thought this was the recipes forum ...

Show us yer pudenda darling!

To get back on track...

heh heh. any more o these??

Only the finest things!