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#68127 - 14 Jan 08 23:29 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Oldman]
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I went down Suharto's hospital today to check it out for me next column. Saw Mahatir Mohammed shuffling in. He'll be next.
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#68128 - 14 Jan 08 23:31 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Oldman]
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Quoting: Oldman
Let's pray for Pak Harto.


Oh Great Beelzebub, if you could see your way clear to using this man's bum cheeks as a toast rack for all eternity then praise be on high.
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#68129 - 14 Jan 08 23:34 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Magpie]
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Quoting: Magpie
Sweepstake as to the day and the hour? Bet is UK only please......:}


Already suggested but due to the carrot cruncher's failure to honour his wager, I'm not sure we could trust people not to turn into straw the minute it came to weigh-in time.
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#68131 - 14 Jan 08 23:35 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I went down Suharto's hospital today to check it out for me next column. Saw Mahatir Mohammed shuffling in. He'll be next.


They should send Cliff Richard into to sing the poor old bugger a "get well soon" greeting , if that isn't enough to have him trying to tear his own giblets out, then I don't know what is.
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#68132 - 14 Jan 08 23:46 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Magpie]
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Quoting: Magpie
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Oldman
Don't forget his achievements, boys.

which are?

this thread looks more like a fishing line for those who wish to defend a certain gentleman of indonesian persuasion. I watch and anticipate with glee.


Why? what is wrong with the old fellow?


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I also welcome the inclusion of Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, who has gone from being a far left socialist to an inclusive 'green' innovator, and is championing renewables, energy from waste, heat and power systems, and ways Londoners can adapt their homes. The capital has seen a huge increase in cycling, and from this month most of the city's public buildings will be "retrofitted" to save energy. It's beginning to work, he says: four years ago, more than one in three Londoners used their cars every day; now fewer than one in five do.

Now if Fuddy Bozo, Governor of Jakarta, were to show a similar commitment, then I would call him a hero and by his real name and I wouldn't harp on about how he seemingly managed to amass a fortune during his 30 years as a City Hall apparatchik and said he isn't over-worried about the perennial floods "because other cities get flooded."



A comment from Jakartass that is tormented to the extreme -

1) The capital may have seen an increase in cycling because public transport gets even more dangerous.

2)"now fewer than one in five do." (londoner's using their cars everyday) - nothing to do with Ken, , fuel at over 20,000/litre and roads that are full of holes are the key issues here.




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#68136 - 14 Jan 08 23:57 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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GLC !!! Blind Lesbian Dwarf Mime Theatre for all. Good old Ken.
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#68138 - 15 Jan 08 00:03 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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And not only that, Dilli has had the same bit of chicken on the BBQ since last bloody Xmas.
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#68142 - 15 Jan 08 05:02 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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So you spotted it eh! Cant be too careful when cooking chicken!
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#68146 - 15 Jan 08 09:24 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Dilli]
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General (ret) Suharto is still alive.
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#68147 - 15 Jan 08 09:35 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Oldman]
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"....No Satan, don't take me!! Get some more doctors in here now!"
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#68148 - 15 Jan 08 09:39 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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die, muthafucka, die!
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#68151 - 15 Jan 08 10:23 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Don't say that, boys.
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#68152 - 15 Jan 08 10:31 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Oldman]
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Gary Oldman seems to have a bit of a soft spot for that reptilian slime ball. Just to invert the arguments for a moment, I find it personally offensive that anyone would deign to defend this guy.
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#68163 - 15 Jan 08 12:19 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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me thinks Roy just wants to pick a fight
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#68164 - 15 Jan 08 12:27 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: chewwyUK]
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well, it's about time we had another brawl here.
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#68165 - 15 Jan 08 12:33 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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this goes way beyond tofu chunks lads.
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#68169 - 15 Jan 08 15:01 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
So you spotted it eh! Cant be too careful when cooking chicken!


Quite agree but I think even for a Scot, 12 months on the BBQ is a touch excessive.
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#68267 - 17 Jan 08 09:21 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Don't think about it too much, pak Harto. They're just jealous.
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#68274 - 17 Jan 08 10:52 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Oldman]
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Well certainly 20 odd billion bucks WOULD come in handy
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#68294 - 17 Jan 08 13:06 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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What is ONE billion?

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

* A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
* A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
* A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
* A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

Now realize that Pak Suharto has 20-35 of those billions tucked away. The start of a new family dynasty. In 400 years his ancestors will speak reverently of him and the immediate family now.

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#68331 - 17 Jan 08 21:55 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: flingwing]
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Calm down, Pak Harto. They'll get what they "deserve". They're all Mathafacka's kids.
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#68425 - 19 Jan 08 19:48 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Oldman]
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Jakarta (Antara News) - As former president Soeharto`s condition has shown progress, the presidential physicians` team expressed optimism on Saturday he will be able to leave the hospital in the near future.

"In general his condition has improved and his blood pressure reading is stable, namely 110/40 mm Hg. The functions of his heart and lungs have also improved, and indications of systemic infection have lessened," the medical team`s head, Dr Mardjo Soebiandono, said at Pertamina Hospital.

Given the improvement in the ex-strongman`s condition, the team was optimistic that Soeharto could return home and his medical treatment could be continued there.

Dr Mardjo Soebiandono said the team was keeping up its efforts to improve Soeharto`s general condition, for instance by trying to maximally reduce his dependence on a ventilator and other medical devices.

Meanwhile, former minister/state secretary Moerdiona said if Soeharto had recovered enough to be sent home, it should be done soon.

"If he is allowed to go home, he should be taken home. I think, the sooner it is done, the better," he said.

He said Soeharto`s family fully left the decision on when he could be treated at home to the presidential medical team.

Former justice minister Ismail Saleh visited Seoharto for the second time on Saturday, the 16th day of Soeharto`s hospitalization at Pertamina Hospital, south Jakarta.

Multi-talented artist Dorce Gamalama and around 200 orphans under her care, offered prayers for Soeharto`s recovery in the hospital`s lobby.

"Today is Orphans` Day and we are celebrating it by praying for Pak Harto`s health . We wish him a speedy recovery," Dorce said.

Soeharto was hospitalized for multiple organ failure after a decline in the functions of his heart, lungs and kidneys.(*)
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#68427 - 19 Jan 08 19:51 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Magpie]
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Ah well, let's try again in another few months.
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#68428 - 19 Jan 08 19:52 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Magpie]
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Dorce is praying for Pak Harto! This might work you know, I'm sure his/her particular stance on gender is going to go down really well with Allah.
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#68429 - 19 Jan 08 20:03 Re: Pak Harto Dead! [Re: Magpie]
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All this false, reverent sympathy and hagiographic bilge makes me wanna kek. Keep your eyes on the ball folks - we're about to lose a scum bag - just enjoy the load on the planet lightening a little. If this guy ends up in heaven then I'm cancelling my mosque subscriptions with immediate effect.
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