Obviously the one with the brains Shesca!

October 11: Pesta Blogger 2007 is drawing near and all bloggers from across the country are racing to get to the prestigious event...



All bloggers except these miscreants, who are banned.

you should send those photos to Ong (unspun)!

Another classic photoset!

Pak Ong appears to be way out in front. Leading the pack, so to speak. Miles ahead of the elderly, bitter non-starters here. You chaps should be content to wallow, or better still - drown, in the vast cesspit that is your collective failures. It would be childish of you to further antagonize Pak Ong unnecessarily.

Honestly, I really don't know why you have a grudge against him. He is very good looking and his writing spurts out in delightful discharges that are dripping with smug condescension. You chaps greedily lap it up but then complain when it leaves a bad taste in your acidic old teethless mouths. Sure, Pak Ong may have murdered a few penguins and raped some puffins to get to where he is today, but that's neither here nor there.
He gets my stamp of fawning approval.

The Board of Trustees of Yayasan Lemparan Ebam
requests the pleasure of your company at
the Lebaran Luncheon & Fashion Show:
Hotel Le Papa Cafe Bistro,
Jalan Jaksa,
Jakarta.

Sunday Oct. 14, 2007, 1:00pm

Proceeds to benefit the Penguin Abattoir Restoration
Donation: Rp500 juta per person
Children under 12: Rp250 juta

See you there.

Lebaran Fashions to be modeled by KuKu's wives:

kenny, you seem to have lost a message! but fortunately, i saved it for you!

Faction fighting and meaningless threats of legal action were threatening to tear apart the Penguins' Pesta Blogger movement.

How did they know! I have not come out of the closet yet!

Purely testing the new secret upload feature-thing. Calming the storm in a tea-cup over that last protest.

Just putting this one where it belongs.



The Da Vinci Penguin on Acid

Along with Dumbledore is a Gay Penguin



These late additions are specially for Treespotter whom I know will be along shortly.....

Farce Of The Penguins

One bird's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his hedonistic buddies.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3468353485153746440

Instead of getting drunk, horny and killing kittens, Dilli shagged one instead. This was the unfortunate result:

I see Pak Treespotter has resurected the Penguin issue (see http://treespotter.blogspot.com/ )

Accordingly, I now declare an emergency continuation of this thread open.

After signing up to Treespotters "Save the Penguins" campaign, the Parkir's in Jaksa leaped into action to aid this worthy cause.

In preparation for the conflict the Penguins harnessed every weapon available to repel the threat.

After hearing Treespotters call, the PLF (Penguin Liberation Front) were quickly mobilised!

The cry resonated through Jakarta, reaching the Stadium by 6am this morning. Rallying to the call, the Penguins made their way down Jl Prapanca to get breakfast at the Eastern Promise before heading to the meeting at Treespotters luxurious Penthouse in Cilandak

Unaware of the impending Christmas season, some were not so lucky and never made it off the Ice Floe

Even in these troubled times Piss Salon could not resist a joke!

Thirsty for more information the Penguins logged on and read Treespotters last post (I will not be stupid again) with predictable results!

Meanwhile, at the Kemang Chip Shop Dilli was having problems getting his order understood!

Pesta Blog (penguins only) this Wednesday in YUB, Jaksa according to Terry Jakartass

Got the e-mail, however, I am sure I will be firmly ensconced in a seedy Thai Go-Go bar watching live lesbian sex shows then.