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#89390 - 14 Nov 08 09:40 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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RIP Mitch Mitchell from the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Dead on the hotel room floor yesterday. Tart probably fled the scene.

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#89571 - 17 Nov 08 14:22 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I dont mind indo traffic, as long as i got music & freezin breeze in my car ^_^
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#89573 - 17 Nov 08 14:26 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: kuncung]
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Exactly, that's what I always say about me old motor. Pumping choons and a blasting AC is all you need. As for the windows, they've got a winder, I can wind them down meself.
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#89575 - 17 Nov 08 14:27 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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...by the way. Chewwy, sorry I reversed all over your hyacinths yesterday
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#89577 - 17 Nov 08 14:38 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Odd comment from the folks you gave a lift to yesterday, RH: your windows are untinted. This is apparently a peversion, which they could only explain to themselves in terms that you must be trying to TP (Tebar Pesona) in your mohtoor.
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#89579 - 17 Nov 08 14:42 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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classic RH driving skills --- pay no attention to the fact your wheel has jumped a curb, pay no attention to the fact your car is at a strange angle and pay no attention to the fact that the back of your car is in a jungle! hehe
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#89581 - 17 Nov 08 14:48 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: chewwyUK]
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Yes Chewwy, You see PC my windows are untinted so I can see out of 'em, I need all the help I can get with my driving skills.
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#89583 - 17 Nov 08 15:22 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Maybe you should pull down your sunvisor and just Use The Force (tm)... all that talk of "sensors" was getting me hot, I can tell you.
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#89801 - 20 Nov 08 05:46 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Exactly, that's what I always say about me old motor. Pumping choons and a blasting AC is all you need. As for the windows, they've got a winder, I can wind them down meself.


"Choons", hihihihi~ funny word, i just heard it now X) yup, with all that there isnt too much to complain *except crazy motorcycles*
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#89912 - 20 Nov 08 10:56 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: kuncung]
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RH, I was stifling laughter when the topic of your untinted windows was raised in the pub the other day. You can never tell what obscure unimportant detail will cause ill feeling.
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#89913 - 20 Nov 08 10:59 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Really? The girls don't dig clear windows? Better than me putting them in hospital after slamming into a bridge.
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#89949 - 20 Nov 08 12:49 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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I'm not suggesting for a moment you should blacken up. Meanwhile several people have told me I shouldn't bother covering up my greying hair, that it's sexy. Bapak-bapakism rules here, as opposed to the cult of perpetual youth in the west. Go figure.

Maybe I'll get some fuck-off big ugly rings and a mustache too.
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#89950 - 20 Nov 08 12:53 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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I appreciate this trend towards the elder statesman type of fellow as espoused by the cewek cewek.... Pity that I'll have to wait a few years before I qualify for that type of adulation!
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#89954 - 20 Nov 08 12:58 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Dilli]
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...and a baseball hat PC and some kind of military camo jacket...and cheap imitation Aviator shades.
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#89975 - 20 Nov 08 13:27 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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...and a baseball hat PC and some kind of military camo jacket...and cheap imitation Aviator shades.


Mmmm, the MasTeng look. "Mas-mas tengil" or "Mas-mas tengab (banget)"
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#89977 - 20 Nov 08 13:29 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Dilli]
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I appreciate this trend towards the elder statesman type of fellow as espoused by the cewek cewek.... Pity that I'll have to wait a few years before I qualify for that type of adulation!


Statesmen...Mmm I wonder how much time they spend down the pub? What you need is to take Dilli's Jakarta and turn it into your own tv talkshow.
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#89979 - 20 Nov 08 13:32 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Fuck that, I'd be off the air in minutes....
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#89988 - 20 Nov 08 13:49 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Quoting: Roy's Hair
...and a baseball hat PC and some kind of military camo jacket...and cheap imitation Aviator shades.


Mmmm, the MasTeng look. "Mas-mas tengil" or "Mas-mas tengab (banget)"


Anyone with good Indonesian and too much time on their hands should read this, it is fucking hilarious:

http://raelgabriel.blogspot.com/2005/11/masteng.html
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#90025 - 20 Nov 08 17:05 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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What's it about?
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#90955 - 01 Dec 08 21:43 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Piss Salon]
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just had a read... haha... lots of masteng on here.. perfect for the gents who hang out in Jaksa... smile

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#94541 - 25 Jan 09 14:09 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: bulegaul]
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What, like The Claw?
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#94545 - 25 Jan 09 18:06 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Marmalade]
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If Cowboy Couture and Air Supply is wrong, then bro, Gue don't wanna b right.

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Say I'm old fashioned, say I'm over the hill"
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#94559 - 26 Jan 09 09:37 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Marmalade]
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What, like The Claw?


hoohoohahahahahah! I'll get you Keith Pitstop!!
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#94561 - 26 Jan 09 10:27 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Polisi Cepek]
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Maybe you should pull down your sunvisor and just Use The Force (tm)... all that talk of "sensors" was getting me hot, I can tell you.


I tried 'the force' last week on the way home. It was blasing it down with rain, dark and the car coming the other way had one headlamp far too high and shining right into my face.
I hit the brakes on my little Tiger and dropped smartish down to about 20kph.
All would have been well except for the poor bastard on the pushbike selling bakso. He was half way into the road, wearing dark clothes and no lights.
Even at that speed when I ran into him it knocked the boxs off his bike and made his back wheel a rather artistic but mathematically imperfect shape.
His burners spilled their oil and there was a jolly nice little bonfire in the road. The bakso was very well cooked.
Cost me Rp 500,000 to repair his stuff and a new headlamp glass.
Bastard of a day really.
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#94564 - 26 Jan 09 10:36 Re: Traffic Hell! [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Hay-ulp! Hay-ulp! Ah do declayer that Vuhulgayriyan is bayshin one out over lil' old me!

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