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#64336 - 02 Nov 07 11:36 House for rent
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Registered: 02 Nov 07
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FOR RENT
5 bedroom house with swimming pool
in Jl. Kenanga no 50 G, kemang Jakarta- Selatan
near MEDCO office
only $2750/month, 2 years minimum,
please contact 7199923/ 085921498007/93582673

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#64337 - 02 Nov 07 11:53 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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my lord -- do people still pay these stupid prices??
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#64339 - 02 Nov 07 11:57 Re: House for rent [Re: chewwyUK]
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#64349 - 02 Nov 07 13:19 Re: House for rent [Re: chewwyUK]
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 Originally Posted By: chewwyUK
my lord -- do people still pay these stupid prices??

ketinggalan zaman dia ... someone should tell him the americans fucked off in 98.
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#64350 - 02 Nov 07 13:34 Re: House for rent [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Administrator Offline
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Except for the stupid ones!
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#64352 - 02 Nov 07 13:58 Re: House for rent [Re: Dilli]
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When I was hunting for houses to rent I was surprised how many people (especially in Kemang)were asking unrealistic prices. Very average homes with price tags of $2000 - $4000 per month, cash all up front for 2 years.

It's almost like the owners are stuck in a time warp and refuse to understand that not all expats have money and companies are no longer willing to pay that sort of money in rent.

After much looking I found a great house in kemang, brand new, 4 bedrooms, pool for about half the price of the above ad.
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#64419 - 04 Nov 07 07:33 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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it's a big house, its not just an ordinary house, beside back in england or U.S you cannot get 2 floor house with 5 bedroom and swimming pool with that kind of price,dont try to compare with the houses in u.k or u.s which are ridicolously small ( like a rat hole!!)this house is not for peasant,...its a posh house thank u very much


Edited by yourgod (04 Nov 07 07:35)

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#64422 - 04 Nov 07 07:40 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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 Originally Posted By: yourgod
beside back in england or U.S you cannot get 2 floor house with 5 bedroom and swimming pool with that kind of price

jakarta is not exactly the US or UK.

certainly in australia you can get a house like that for *way* cheaper than USD2750. what's more, you would pay fornightly, not two years in advance!!
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#64423 - 04 Nov 07 07:40 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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Bet it's noisy!
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#64424 - 04 Nov 07 07:42 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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does it have a tennis court? How big is the garden? Enough space for two kittens to exercise?

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#64459 - 05 Nov 07 09:27 Re: House for rent [Re: chewwyUK]
Dilli Administrator Offline
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 Originally Posted By: chewwyUK

After much looking I found a great house in kemang, brand new, 4 bedrooms, pool for about half the price of the above ad.


You forgot to mention that your front room looks out onto the street

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#64462 - 05 Nov 07 09:47 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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 Originally Posted By: yourgod
it's a big house, its not just an ordinary house, beside back in england or U.S you cannot get 2 floor house with 5 bedroom and swimming pool with that kind of price,dont try to compare with the houses in u.k or u.s which are ridicolously small ( like a rat hole!!)this house is not for peasant,...its a posh house thank u very much


Wowee, 5 bedrooms, so hugeeee, so posh... I've never lived in any other place than a rathole all my life.

Does your house come with fresh non-polluted air, and drinkable, no e-coli infested tap water though?

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#64463 - 05 Nov 07 10:02 Re: House for rent [Re: Tut Tut]
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E. coli gives drinking water character.
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#64465 - 05 Nov 07 10:07 Re: House for rent [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Administrator Offline
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And Typhus Bugs?


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#64466 - 05 Nov 07 10:12 Re: House for rent [Re: Dilli]
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The back garden has a wonderful ambience

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#64467 - 05 Nov 07 10:18 Re: House for rent [Re: Dilli]
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That's what I call a perfect spot for a BBQ!

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#64608 - 07 Nov 07 15:06 Re: House for rent [Re: Tut Tut]
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Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 1263
Loc: Di Puncak
Come on people, stop complaining, let this guy make his sale so i can get my 5% commission!

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#64638 - 07 Nov 07 20:18 Re: House for rent [Re: Choc_Cow]
Piss Salon Offline
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Registered: 27 Jun 06
Posts: 3461
Loc: Jakpus
"Hotel not for peasant."

The funny thing is that this cunt's 'elite' Indo to English translation is as literal as you will get. No wonder there is a periodic burning, looting, raping and a shooting.


Edited by Piss Salon (07 Nov 07 20:19)
Edit Reason: cold feet
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#64659 - 08 Nov 07 05:04 Re: House for rent [Re: Piss Salon]
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I believe it was "house is not for peasant"
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#64670 - 08 Nov 07 07:30 Re: House for rent [Re: Dilli]
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Whatever. He's still a cunt.
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#64671 - 08 Nov 07 07:34 Re: House for rent [Re: Piss Salon]
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Posts: 2152
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8.30am and he's up? Or could it be he is getting home?
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#64673 - 08 Nov 07 07:39 Re: House for rent [Re: chewwyUK]
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He is a married man. Has to cook the wifes breakfast and remove the feather duster from his arse and clean the house!
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#64674 - 08 Nov 07 07:44 Re: House for rent [Re: Dilli]
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Right. Back to bed.
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#64683 - 08 Nov 07 09:11 Re: House for rent [Re: yourgod]
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 Originally Posted By: yourgod
FOR RENT
5 bedroom house with swimming pool
in Jl. Kenanga no 50 G, kemang Jakarta- Selatan
near MEDCO office
only $2750/month, 2 years minimum,
please contact 7199923/ 085921498007/93582673



utter cobblers - 2 years up front, that's about $60,000. For fuck's sake, no landlord/lady in the west would demand two years up front combined with such a high rent. Our house has four bedrooms is large has a pool and costs $6000 per YEAR.Probably not as swanky as the one in the ad but the rent discrepancy is huge. Indo Kemang landlords can kiss my balls
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#64687 - 08 Nov 07 09:17 Re: House for rent [Re: Roy's Hair]
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and a few probably have
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