Very interesting!!!

Your daughter's class mates must think her Dad is a bit strange now though!!

Reminiscent of the Swedish bookstore scene in Top Secret, which I liked a lot. Just needed a sprinkling of King Lear in the background.

Greetz

My Space currently having my choons uploaded onto it. Then we're all doooomed

They are already aware for my propensity for "weirdness"

Right then...Here's a few of my choons . My Space only gives you a maximum of 6 so it's 5 of my ambient floaters plus one with beats.

That cunt Tom in your profile has quite a number of friends...

(I'll give the stuff a listen to at lunchtime)

My Space Tom? I've had him.

Yes I have him on my friends list too. I wonder if I can ask him out.

Review on Roys Hairs Music.....

Gravity Well. Lovely production, well placed effects and great low end sub bass/piano sounds....strange transition bewteen heavier front part onto the lighter end section which works remarkably well. Where did you get the voices from?

Grey Aphelion. Very Enoesque, particilarly the middle which sounds like some of the post production he has done for U2. Would fit well as a "pad" or "backing" track for a live band.

Bell. Well thought out, David Sylvian/Japan type progressions.

Jakarta Theme. Nicely minimal. Like it

Wave Chamber Dirac. Like the white noise and sub bass. Some of the elecdtronica sounds like what I'm getting out of treated guitars these days.

Mugabes Savannah. Great! fucking Love it.

Available in all good record shops.

PS, need WAV Copies for the iPod!

"Jakarta Theme" is crying out for some lyrics - ala Billy Bragg shagging a very drunk Leonard Cohen meeting Mark T. Rex at the pit of despair. Lambert should be able to come up with some matching words.

Lambert's band: http://www.myspace.com/wildzeros

"it's a topsy-turvy world out there."

"esok, esok, esok .."

Heh, thanks lads. Actually Lambert wrote Ken a song once. Lyrics something like : "Ken's rice, Ken's stupid, stodgy rice" Alas the song was lost forever when Lambers's hard drive imploded and a classic has been lost forever.

Lambers's new album of Barry White covers : "Foundation Stones"

"Hey babe, ahm in love with you, it's all topsy turvy it's true, I call you on the telephone, babe you're ma foundation stone, yeah yeah yeah..."

Also:

Deuteronomy 22:20-1
If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house.

Not quite lost forever. I put the one surviving recording on a disc and gave it to Dilli. Unfortunately the disc also included songs by Mary Hopkin and Melanie Sefka, so Dilli likely threw it away in disgust.

As i understand you downloaded the Ken's Rice song at the wrong bit rate or something making Lambert sound like Darth Vader.

8 Barak said to her, "If you go with me, I will go; but if you don't go with me, I won't go."
9 "Very well," Deborah said, "I will go with you. But because of the way you are going about this, the honor will not be yours, for the LORD will hand Sisera over to a woman." 17 Sisera fled on foot to the tent of Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, …. 21 But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died.

One of the best original songs ever to appear on myspace was Dyke Out - part of a musical called Schoolgirl Pillowfight Massacre:
http://www.myspace.com/schoolgirlpillowfightmassacre

and the Opening Theme is good too.

Downloaded it at high-speed making him sound like cAlvin the Tupais. Later tweaked it to Lambert speed.

Darling you got to let me know
Do you Swallow when you blow
If you say that you are mine
I’ll give it to you til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Do you swallow when you blow?

Always tease tease tease
You’re happy when you're on your knees
One day is fine, next day is black
So will you wipe it off your back
Well cum on and let me know
Do you swallow when you blow?

Do you swallow when you blow?

Do you swallow when you blow?


If you don't there will be trouble
An’ if you do it will be double
So come on and let me know!

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls

I song both RC and I can enjoy.

Listen you vulgar cretin. It's bad enough using the Lord's name in vain but would you kindly desist from using my name (or initials) in your asinine postings. Getting that ignorant Mr Hitam off my back was one thing, now i have to contend with you loading all your insecurities and excess baggage onto me. Thank You very much.
Richard.