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#74666 - 23 Apr 08 08:37 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
Roy's Hair Pujangga Besar Registered: 08 Nov 06 Posts: 3594 Loc: jakarta	Originally Posted By: Piss Salon Whose your favourite polygamist then eh? That's Lumberg from the very great movie, Office Space _________________________ Chinese like more traditional patterns on their ring.
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#74675 - 23 Apr 08 09:33 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: witty handle]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	Sammy, known for his love of many sports always suited up and wore the right protective gear.......... _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74678 - 23 Apr 08 10:29 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Sammy Jankis Member++ Registered: 21 Oct 07 Posts: 208 Loc: East Lichtenstein	That's sexy, look at mah' taint. Although I generally wipe a bit better so as to avoid the embarrassing crack/fudge dollop scenario you see above. _________________________ Come Hate With Me http://thehateproject.blogspot.com
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#74730 - 23 Apr 08 21:02 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Sammy Jankis]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	Sammy, had any bitty lately.......... Meeting the Parents........ _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74739 - 23 Apr 08 22:10 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	Did not take long for someone to complain about that "Photobucket Entry" _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#74750 - 23 Apr 08 22:39 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Dilli]
Piss Salon Pujangga Besar Registered: 27 Jun 06 Posts: 3165 Loc: Jakpus	Something wonderful Attachments _________________________ "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction."
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#74761 - 24 Apr 08 03:18 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is? _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74806 - 24 Apr 08 13:42 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Sammy Jankis Member++ Registered: 21 Oct 07 Posts: 208 Loc: East Lichtenstein	Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is? The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about. It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts! _________________________ Come Hate With Me http://thehateproject.blogspot.com
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#74807 - 24 Apr 08 13:51 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Sammy Jankis]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is? The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about. It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts! Stay below the radar? of course the buggers do, unless you can get taxed on part-time molesting . _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74809 - 24 Apr 08 14:04 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Sammy Jankis Member++ Registered: 21 Oct 07 Posts: 208 Loc: East Lichtenstein	Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is? The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about. It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts! Stay below the radar? of course the buggers do, unless you can get taxed on part-time molesting . Give it time, mate. Give it time. There'll be a sliding bracket strictly for amateur and part-time molesters based on the number of kiddies fiddled per quarter. _________________________ Come Hate With Me http://thehateproject.blogspot.com
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#74810 - 24 Apr 08 14:16 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Sammy Jankis]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring Originally Posted By: Sammy Jankis Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam Sammy Jankis, Do you know what Social Security Sex is? The meaning is two-fold, really. First, it can mean that you get sex every month, but not enough to live on; something I know far too much about. It also refers to the massive arse-tooling I'm going to be taking from Uncle Sam, also known as Uncle Punk, on my Social Security Taxes this year. It is also known in some circles as Social Security Rape. I envy all the English teachers here in that they can easily stay below radar on the tax issue while I stick out like a sore thumb on a hitch hiker. Lucky cunts! Stay below the radar? of course the buggers do, unless you can get taxed on part-time molesting . Give it time, mate. Give it time. There'll be a sliding bracket strictly for amateur and part-time molesters based on the number of kiddies fiddled per quarter. They've got it all worked out Sammy, they can claim for lubricant, sweeties, dolls, wendy-houses (Happie-Hut Gazebo's in Indo), I bet they end up with a refund. _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74813 - 24 Apr 08 14:26 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Piss Salon Pujangga Besar Registered: 27 Jun 06 Posts: 3165 Loc: Jakpus	The main expense is grooming the parents. _________________________ "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction."
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#74819 - 24 Apr 08 14:50 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: Piss Salon The main expense is grooming the parents. Easy, Indo-Mie for mother and Binters for dad. _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74824 - 24 Apr 08 15:01 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	^^^^Are you Irish or Scottish? _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74826 - 24 Apr 08 15:14 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam ^^^^Are you Irish or Scottish? I trust you're not refering to me. _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74831 - 24 Apr 08 15:21 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain....... _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74832 - 24 Apr 08 15:24 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam ^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain....... Then may I suggest you boil your head? bloody colonials. _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74847 - 24 Apr 08 15:50 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Roy's Hair Pujangga Besar Registered: 08 Nov 06 Posts: 3594 Loc: jakarta	Some lovely MILFs outside in reception today. Hot diggedy!!! If I'm feeling too hot under the collar though a quick glance across at McKay usually cools my ardour. _________________________ Chinese like more traditional patterns on their ring.
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#74848 - 24 Apr 08 15:55 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam ^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain....... Then may I suggest you boil your head? bloody colonials. Colonials? Capt. If you trace our roots I would suspect we came from the same island............ _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74853 - 24 Apr 08 16:05 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Piss Salon Pujangga Besar Registered: 27 Jun 06 Posts: 3165 Loc: Jakpus	Africa is a continent. _________________________ "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction."
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#74855 - 24 Apr 08 16:11 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
viperaberushitam Pujangga Muda Registered: 31 Oct 07 Posts: 1562 Loc: Somebody's watching me......	Originally Posted By: Piss Salon Africa is a continent. Sorry Capt. I didn't know you were from the Dark Continent.............. _________________________ You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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#74856 - 24 Apr 08 16:14 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam ^^^^^Oh it was ONLY meant for you el capitain....... Then may I suggest you boil your head? bloody colonials. Colonials? Capt. If you trace our roots I would suspect we came from the same island............ Roots? How dare you? are you saying we are from the same water melon patch? _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74857 - 24 Apr 08 16:15 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: viperaberushitam]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: viperaberushitam Originally Posted By: Piss Salon Africa is a continent. Sorry Capt. I didn't know you were from the Dark Continent.............. Enough. I'm a Viking . _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#74860 - 24 Apr 08 16:34 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Piss Salon Pujangga Besar Registered: 27 Jun 06 Posts: 3165 Loc: Jakpus	One never tires .... N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls. Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006. Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006. Attachments _________________________ "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction."
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#74862 - 24 Apr 08 16:41 Re: Sammy Jankis [Re: Piss Salon]
Piss Salon Pujangga Besar Registered: 27 Jun 06 Posts: 3165 Loc: Jakpus	I see from the Burlington County Sheriff's Dept website that they have a K-9 unit. Perhaps they should add a bovine-unit also. Unlimited fun: Burlington County Police Academy Burlington County College Route 530 Pemberton, NJ 08068 Telephone: (609) 726-7270 Fax: (609) 726-7272 E-Mail: BCPA@co.burlington.nj.us _________________________ "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction."
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