FOR RENT
5 bedroom house with swimming pool
in Jl. Kenanga no 50 G, kemang Jakarta- Selatan
near MEDCO office
only $2750/month, 2 years minimum,
please contact 7199923/ 085921498007/93582673

my lord -- do people still pay these stupid prices??

Thus endeth the first lesson! Thank you Mr Pelit!

ketinggalan zaman dia ... someone should tell him the americans fucked off in 98.

Except for the stupid ones!

When I was hunting for houses to rent I was surprised how many people (especially in Kemang)were asking unrealistic prices. Very average homes with price tags of $2000 - $4000 per month, cash all up front for 2 years.

It's almost like the owners are stuck in a time warp and refuse to understand that not all expats have money and companies are no longer willing to pay that sort of money in rent.

After much looking I found a great house in kemang, brand new, 4 bedrooms, pool for about half the price of the above ad.

it's a big house, its not just an ordinary house, beside back in england or U.S you cannot get 2 floor house with 5 bedroom and swimming pool with that kind of price,dont try to compare with the houses in u.k or u.s which are ridicolously small ( like a rat hole!!)this house is not for peasant,...its a posh house thank u very much

jakarta is not exactly the US or UK.

certainly in australia you can get a house like that for *way* cheaper than USD2750. what's more, you would pay fornightly, not two years in advance!!

Bet it's noisy!

does it have a tennis court? How big is the garden? Enough space for two kittens to exercise?

You forgot to mention that your front room looks out onto the street

Wowee, 5 bedrooms, so hugeeee, so posh... I've never lived in any other place than a rathole all my life.

Does your house come with fresh non-polluted air, and drinkable, no e-coli infested tap water though?

E. coli gives drinking water character.

And Typhus Bugs?

The back garden has a wonderful ambience

That's what I call a perfect spot for a BBQ!

Come on people, stop complaining, let this guy make his sale so i can get my 5% commission!

"Hotel not for peasant."

The funny thing is that this cunt's 'elite' Indo to English translation is as literal as you will get. No wonder there is a periodic burning, looting, raping and a shooting.

I believe it was "house is not for peasant"

Whatever. He's still a cunt.

8.30am and he's up? Or could it be he is getting home?

He is a married man. Has to cook the wifes breakfast and remove the feather duster from his arse and clean the house!

Right. Back to bed.

utter cobblers - 2 years up front, that's about $60,000. For fuck's sake, no landlord/lady in the west would demand two years up front combined with such a high rent. Our house has four bedrooms is large has a pool and costs $6000 per YEAR.Probably not as swanky as the one in the ad but the rent discrepancy is huge. Indo Kemang landlords can kiss my balls

and a few probably have

here they are:

we demand your real balls Roy!

saw these, still not sure whose..

Bitch, you promised you would not post them!

Dil, settle your bills or you'll see more..

Bills, I owe nothing! I am solvent and sexy!

Who else here can admit to as much?

One out of two ain't bad. I would settle for either one.

holy shit for that price you can buy a whole village here.

holy shit for that price you could buy a whole village here.

You said "only $2750/month, 2 years minimum...only? It's definetely expensive. At least you will have to make IDR. 100 per month. I would rather to buy a house than to rent a house though.

i mean IDR. 100 millions

Doesn't everyone?