It's Fucking quiz night at fucking EP tomorrow at 8 o fucking clock. Hosted by Roy's fucking Hair. Winning team gets no fucking bill for the night's fucking piss. Tell your bloody friends.

At least you've been well trained.

At what.....

Young Roy's Hair is apparently a graduate of the prestigious DJ College of Quiz Mastery, though rumors persist that he only passed his final examinations because of a bribe in the form of a brown envelope containing two warm Bintangs.

Give us an "F" Roy! (Sorry wrong quiz)

There'll be people "Bustin" out all over tonight. See you on the "Block" later.

I met him, think I still have the newspaper cuttingm (Sad really)

New sign in the men's toilet at EP:

photobucket really doesn't like your photos ken ... it's seems 50% of them these days end up violating their very low moral standards.

Trying again:

I was almost barred last time I went to EP

Ahh, this is the file I was really looking for. From a toilet in Muscat...

i really need to get this file uploader program up and running, to avoid all this messy, censorious photobucket nonsense ...

this would help avoid a lot of Ken's Bintang lawn sprinkler behaviour

Fuxxsakes Roy, that looks like it would explode!