Gay Penguin, no problems...

When penguins have sex, the female lies on her belly and the male climbs on top with his feet and puts his rump around her rump. Then their cloacas (sexual organs) meet, and the sperm is transferred into the female. It's called the cloacal kiss.

Keny and the Captain were clearly kissing both ways. So in 2007, Ragunan Zoo did a blood test to determine their gender. It proved they were both male.

Today, they are one of the best couples at the Cilandak aquarium. "Sometimes they lie on the rocks together," Shesca said. "They're one of the few couples that like to hang out together outside their nest."

This pair have a highly coveted nest. During mating season, several other penguins have tried to steal it. The Captain, a fierce fighter, kept them at bay. (Keny, on the other hand, is "afraid of his own shadow," said Shes!)

The appeal of their nest is the location: high up, close to the water and the feeding station. Rumors that they keep the neatest nest at the aquarium because they're gay are not true.

Dilli demonstrates the latest Punk Creations at the Jakarta fashion Show!

Bartele, a dutch bar owner has confirmed that Jakarta's Penguins are changing from Bintang to Stella.

Said Bart "I have not got a fucking clue why, cranky fuckers these Penguins, never know what they will get up too next"

For some reason JakChat Penguins were being accused of racism!

One of our regular Penguins (clue, lives in Kemang) and he asked if I could tell him where Baby penguins came from, so just for you Chewwy:

The Jakartan branch of the PLA (Penguin Liberation Army) were on the streets last night on another daring rescue mission which went badly wrong!

Fez bar in Kemang was able to open again after the troubles they encoountered with the FPI last week.

The headline act was Piss Salon, levitiating, shooting lightning from his flippers (or should they be wings) and wearing - A Fez!

Roy's Hair stars in this all action Penguin Power action packed thriller featuring blod, guts and pure Penguin violence.

Showing now in Century 21 cinemas in CITOS, Pondok Indah mall and Senayan!

More Penguin Buffonery later....

Thanks to Treespotter for his inspiration!

Want to get dressed up, head off for a bit off high class nosh?

Lulu's, the tailor shop in central Jakarta will cater for all your Penguin suit requirements.

Jakarta International School along with the British International School are putting on a series of lectures to educate Penguin Chicks on the evils of Narkoba

These will be ilustrated with shocking pictures of young Penguins who have overdosed.

Tha Stadium is now open for Thursday Evening Penguins Only Dance night..

Go strutt your stuff and get some Penguin Action this week at the Stadium.

A certain members cat has been taken to therapy after it was discovered that Mittens had a Penguin snorting habit.

Mittens is expected to be in rehab for at least 10 days, we hope she has a full recovery

Kuku had never understood how to raise young Rama correctly.

Latest Evidence suggests that the reason penguins cannot fly is that they purchased faulty Jet Propelled Rocket Packs from a shady Penguin accessory outlet in Manga Dua!

Balibob had mastered MS Paint and decided to offer self portait Goatse for consideration.

My my my Bob, one does have a very deep bottom!

The members of JakChat were filled with glee when treespotter made an about turn!

This Saturday at Yaudah Bistro.

Fresh Herring Cocktails all evening to those who come out of the closet!

Specially for the Children when the parents have left them in the nest while foraging for food at Heroes...

Not forgetting something for the Teenagers

After some assistance from the Bandung College of Technology, there appeared to be an advancement in the jet packs performance!

But, the final perfections were achieved with the use of Riccardo's Super Spicy Chilli Sauce with a twist of bullshit. Final tests took place in Jalan Jaksa this morning and were succesfull.

After the Jaksa tests had been completed, SBY ordered the creation of a Squadron of Deadly Killer Penguin Bio- Weapons with stealth technology to be used against malicious bloggers who stood in his way!

During the great Blog Wars the penguins were highly decorated after much galantry and fearless strikes against repression.

But, due to their success, the Penguin Ariel Combat Unit discovered that the Bloggers had made many attempts to infiltrate their ranks and discover the secrets of the jet packs.

Peace eventually returned and many of jakarta's penguins once again sought the tranquility of bali, where only the known threats of Polar Bear attack were a worry.

Known for their desire to haunt the fleshpots of Jakarta, the Penguins once again proved that they were sleazemasters

Although fraught with risk, the Pondok Indha Penguin Dangerous Sports and Drinking Club headed to Ciawi for the weekend, saddly with Cuckoo getting injured in the first five minutes

But, while at the park they enjoyed the elephant rides

Catches loads out that - rather like kami-kita. Taman/Teman/Semen - not to mention those tricky bedfellows "bahwa-bawa-bawah".

Shall I post a random picture of a penguin to stay on topic?

Threatened the Penguin residents of Jalan Jaksa. Sources indicate the outbreak centered in the kitchens of the Captain Morgan Bar where the cats, initially destined to become someone's lunch escaped.

Will be held this week at the big church, near the graveyard at the back of the Park lane Hotel.

Pengnuns will be in attendance!

Breaking news, the church goers all rushed to Jalan Casablanca to get seats for Sundays service.

The 1st Annual Ancol Penguin Diving Open Freestyle Competition will be held in the waterpark next to Seaworld Indonesia on Saturday.

All Penguins are welcome!

Jaksa resident Penguin Scholar DJ will be signing his new book at Yaudah Bistro tomorrow... be first to bag a copy!

After the chaos on Sunday when the first Jakartan No Car Day failed, leading members of the Jakarta Seletan penguin Rotary Club offered to solve the problem.

A deviant Rockhopper ran amock in Plaza Senayan Yesterday. The authorities, unable to react properly awaited the arrival of Lord Treespotter to teach the evil beast a lesson!

Poor Treespotter seems to think that all Penguins are permenantly pissed, thus accounting for the content of our missives.

Quote "Put it this way, let's round everyone up and let everyone vouched that they were indeed the only sober person in attendance, then i believe what you say."

I can now submit evidence to prove that if anyone was drunk, it was by accident and there had been no intention of consuming copious quantities of alcohol during the Blog Fest!

Whence down from the papaya trees, there waddled the Blogger God, disguised as one of the retarded denizens of JakChat and hellbent on revenge for a terrible inslut.

Infiltrators will be dealt with by Gunz...

And Helicopter Gun Ships

Was very cheap indeed....

But Treespotter was unable to find the terrible inslut, so being a God, he blogged about her instead: "This is normal unless you’re living in Smurf country where everyone is blue and the only blonde in the crowd belongs to all."
The Treespotting Book of Wisdom

After reading that, the inslut Smurfette quickly disguised herself as a penguin and moved to JakChat.

Wot, no fucking penguins....

I really never enjoyed Unspun nor Treespotter's various rants, however, I was never judgemental about them.

I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...

why everyone here are turning to penguins? are we observing an International Penguin Day?

From someobody behind?

it seems so long ago now ... where does one start?