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#61987 - 25 Sep 07 07:36 Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta
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Gay Penguin, no problems...

When penguins have sex, the female lies on her belly and the male climbs on top with his feet and puts his rump around her rump. Then their cloacas (sexual organs) meet, and the sperm is transferred into the female. It's called the cloacal kiss.

Keny and the Captain were clearly kissing both ways. So in 2007, Ragunan Zoo did a blood test to determine their gender. It proved they were both male.

Today, they are one of the best couples at the Cilandak aquarium. "Sometimes they lie on the rocks together," Shesca said. "They're one of the few couples that like to hang out together outside their nest."

This pair have a highly coveted nest. During mating season, several other penguins have tried to steal it. The Captain, a fierce fighter, kept them at bay. (Keny, on the other hand, is "afraid of his own shadow," said Shes!)

The appeal of their nest is the location: high up, close to the water and the feeding station. Rumors that they keep the neatest nest at the aquarium because they're gay are not true.


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#61988 - 25 Sep 07 07:39 Penguin fashion [Re: Dilli]
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Dilli demonstrates the latest Punk Creations at the Jakarta fashion Show!


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#61989 - 25 Sep 07 07:45 Stella for Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Bartele, a dutch bar owner has confirmed that Jakarta's Penguins are changing from Bintang to Stella.

Said Bart "I have not got a fucking clue why, cranky fuckers these Penguins, never know what they will get up too next"


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#61990 - 25 Sep 07 07:50 Racist Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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For some reason JakChat Penguins were being accused of racism!


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#61991 - 25 Sep 07 07:54 Penguin Pregnancy [Re: Dilli]
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One of our regular Penguins (clue, lives in Kemang) and he asked if I could tell him where Baby penguins came from, so just for you Chewwy:


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#61992 - 25 Sep 07 07:57 PLA [Re: Dilli]
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The Jakartan branch of the PLA (Penguin Liberation Army) were on the streets last night on another daring rescue mission which went badly wrong!


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#61993 - 25 Sep 07 08:01 Levitating Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Fez bar in Kemang was able to open again after the troubles they encoountered with the FPI last week.

The headline act was Piss Salon, levitiating, shooting lightning from his flippers (or should they be wings) and wearing - A Fez!


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#61994 - 25 Sep 07 08:13 Die Hard with a Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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Roy's Hair stars in this all action Penguin Power action packed thriller featuring blod, guts and pure Penguin violence.

Showing now in Century 21 cinemas in CITOS, Pondok Indah mall and Senayan!


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#61995 - 25 Sep 07 08:24 Re: Die Hard with a Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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More Penguin Buffonery later....

Thanks to Treespotter for his inspiration!
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#62015 - 25 Sep 07 09:55 Posh Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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Want to get dressed up, head off for a bit off high class nosh?

Lulu's, the tailor shop in central Jakarta will cater for all your Penguin suit requirements.


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#62016 - 25 Sep 07 09:58 Chicks [Re: Dilli]
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Jakarta International School along with the British International School are putting on a series of lectures to educate Penguin Chicks on the evils of Narkoba

These will be ilustrated with shocking pictures of young Penguins who have overdosed.


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#62017 - 25 Sep 07 10:00 Fancy some Dancing [Re: Dilli]
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Tha Stadium is now open for Thursday Evening Penguins Only Dance night..

Go strutt your stuff and get some Penguin Action this week at the Stadium.


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#62018 - 25 Sep 07 10:03 Mittens and Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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A certain members cat has been taken to therapy after it was discovered that Mittens had a Penguin snorting habit.

Mittens is expected to be in rehab for at least 10 days, we hope she has a full recovery


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#62019 - 25 Sep 07 10:06 Penguin Diets [Re: Dilli]
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Kuku had never understood how to raise young Rama correctly.


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#62020 - 25 Sep 07 10:09 Jet Propelled Penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Latest Evidence suggests that the reason penguins cannot fly is that they purchased faulty Jet Propelled Rocket Packs from a shady Penguin accessory outlet in Manga Dua!


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#62021 - 25 Sep 07 10:16 Paint Shop Penguin Porno [Re: Dilli]
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Balibob had mastered MS Paint and decided to offer self portait Goatse for consideration.

My my my Bob, one does have a very deep bottom!


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#62040 - 25 Sep 07 12:11 Blog fest Invites [Re: Dilli]
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The members of JakChat were filled with glee when treespotter made an about turn!


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#62042 - 25 Sep 07 12:13 Jaksa Boys Penguin Cross Dressing Fest [Re: Dilli]
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This Saturday at Yaudah Bistro.

Fresh Herring Cocktails all evening to those who come out of the closet!


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#62043 - 25 Sep 07 12:16 Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Specially for the Children when the parents have left them in the nest while foraging for food at Heroes...


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#62045 - 25 Sep 07 12:18 Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Not forgetting something for the Teenagers


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#62048 - 25 Sep 07 12:31 Jet Pack Improvements [Re: Dilli]
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After some assistance from the Bandung College of Technology, there appeared to be an advancement in the jet packs performance!


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#62049 - 25 Sep 07 12:36 Jet Pack Improvements and end of Beta testing [Re: Dilli]
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But, the final perfections were achieved with the use of Riccardo's Super Spicy Chilli Sauce with a twist of bullshit. Final tests took place in Jalan Jaksa this morning and were succesfull.


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#62050 - 25 Sep 07 12:39 Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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After the Jaksa tests had been completed, SBY ordered the creation of a Squadron of Deadly Killer Penguin Bio- Weapons with stealth technology to be used against malicious bloggers who stood in his way!


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#62053 - 25 Sep 07 13:01 Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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During the great Blog Wars the penguins were highly decorated after much galantry and fearless strikes against repression.


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#62054 - 25 Sep 07 13:03 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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But, due to their success, the Penguin Ariel Combat Unit discovered that the Bloggers had made many attempts to infiltrate their ranks and discover the secrets of the jet packs.


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#62055 - 25 Sep 07 13:07 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Peace eventually returned and many of jakarta's penguins once again sought the tranquility of bali, where only the known threats of Polar Bear attack were a worry.


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#62056 - 25 Sep 07 13:10 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Known for their desire to haunt the fleshpots of Jakarta, the Penguins once again proved that they were sleazemasters


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#62057 - 25 Sep 07 13:13 Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Although fraught with risk, the Pondok Indha Penguin Dangerous Sports and Drinking Club headed to Ciawi for the weekend, saddly with Cuckoo getting injured in the first five minutes


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#62063 - 25 Sep 07 14:38 Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Dilli]
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But, while at the park they enjoyed the elephant rides


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#62064 - 25 Sep 07 14:43 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Catches loads out that - rather like kami-kita. Taman/Teman/Semen - not to mention those tricky bedfellows "bahwa-bawa-bawah".

Shall I post a random picture of a penguin to stay on topic?
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#62080 - 26 Sep 07 06:49 An outbreak of cats [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Threatened the Penguin residents of Jalan Jaksa. Sources indicate the outbreak centered in the kitchens of the Captain Morgan Bar where the cats, initially destined to become someone's lunch escaped.


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#62081 - 26 Sep 07 06:52 Sunday Services [Re: Dilli]
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Will be held this week at the big church, near the graveyard at the back of the Park lane Hotel.

Pengnuns will be in attendance!


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#62082 - 26 Sep 07 06:53 Re: Sunday Services [Re: Dilli]
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Breaking news, the church goers all rushed to Jalan Casablanca to get seats for Sundays service.


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#62083 - 26 Sep 07 06:56 Swimming Competition [Re: Dilli]
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The 1st Annual Ancol Penguin Diving Open Freestyle Competition will be held in the waterpark next to Seaworld Indonesia on Saturday.

All Penguins are welcome!


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#62084 - 26 Sep 07 06:58 Booksale [Re: Dilli]
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Jaksa resident Penguin Scholar DJ will be signing his new book at Yaudah Bistro tomorrow... be first to bag a copy!


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#62085 - 26 Sep 07 07:01 No Car Day on Sudirman [Re: Dilli]
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After the chaos on Sunday when the first Jakartan No Car Day failed, leading members of the Jakarta Seletan penguin Rotary Club offered to solve the problem.


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#62086 - 26 Sep 07 07:04 A Horror Story [Re: Dilli]
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A deviant Rockhopper ran amock in Plaza Senayan Yesterday. The authorities, unable to react properly awaited the arrival of Lord Treespotter to teach the evil beast a lesson!


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#62088 - 26 Sep 07 07:55 Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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Poor Treespotter seems to think that all Penguins are permenantly pissed, thus accounting for the content of our missives.

Quote "Put it this way, let's round everyone up and let everyone vouched that they were indeed the only sober person in attendance, then i believe what you say."

I can now submit evidence to prove that if anyone was drunk, it was by accident and there had been no intention of consuming copious quantities of alcohol during the Blog Fest!



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#62165 - 26 Sep 07 13:06 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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Whence down from the papaya trees, there waddled the Blogger God, disguised as one of the retarded denizens of JakChat and hellbent on revenge for a terrible inslut.


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#62166 - 26 Sep 07 13:12 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: kenyeung]
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Infiltrators will be dealt with by Gunz...


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#62167 - 26 Sep 07 13:13 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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And Helicopter Gun Ships


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#62170 - 26 Sep 07 13:27 The Davinci Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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Was very cheap indeed....


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#62171 - 26 Sep 07 13:29 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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But Treespotter was unable to find the terrible inslut, so being a God, he blogged about her instead: "This is normal unless you’re living in Smurf country where everyone is blue and the only blonde in the crowd belongs to all."
The Treespotting Book of Wisdom

After reading that, the inslut Smurfette quickly disguised herself as a penguin and moved to JakChat.



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#62282 - 27 Sep 07 12:03 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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for a transcript of the whole drama right from the beginning, see http://southjakarta.com/pesta2.htm
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#62283 - 27 Sep 07 12:15 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#62284 - 27 Sep 07 12:22 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Wot, no fucking penguins....

I really never enjoyed Unspun nor Treespotter's various rants, however, I was never judgemental about them.

I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...
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#62285 - 27 Sep 07 12:32 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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why everyone here are turning to penguins? are we observing an International Penguin Day?
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#62286 - 27 Sep 07 12:34 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...


From someobody behind?
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#62287 - 27 Sep 07 12:42 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: bonita]
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Quoting: bonita
why everyone here are turning to penguins? are we observing an International Penguin Day?

it seems so long ago now ... where does one start?
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#62288 - 27 Sep 07 12:42 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Lulu]
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Quoting: Lulu
Quoting: Dilli
I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...


From someobody behind?


I was speaking metaphorically
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#62289 - 27 Sep 07 12:59 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Quoting: Lulu
Quoting: Dilli
I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...


From someobody behind?


I was speaking metaphorically


Who said you weren't?!
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#62290 - 27 Sep 07 13:03 Jakarta Post admits [Re: Lulu]
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Indonesia is not yet ready for going "online"

Fear not, the penguins have been practising for the Pesta Blogger for two days now, we will be ready!


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#62293 - 27 Sep 07 13:06 Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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After their initial interest, the Penguins were told they could only be Observers at Pesta Blog. An immediate march was arranged to the Hard Rock cafe to protest this bigotry!


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#62294 - 27 Sep 07 13:08 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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"(Rico is) pigmentally challenged (white), I'm pigmentally gifted (brown)."

I love Ong's statement, what an assh*le, albeit very sexy indeed.

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#62317 - 27 Sep 07 14:19 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Tut Tut]
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Dilli set off eagerly to attend "Pesta Storm in a D-Cup 2007", but slipped and fell while waddling past Patung.


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#62319 - 27 Sep 07 14:41 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: kenyeung]
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The "Storm in a D Cup did have some entertainers sponsored by Nokia & Microsft....it was worth rushing for!


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#62321 - 27 Sep 07 14:46 Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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And some strippers


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#62323 - 27 Sep 07 14:53 Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Unspun and treespotter arranged special rides for the Observers


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#62325 - 27 Sep 07 14:55 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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And after the festivities, Orang Kanada will play live at the Hrd Rock!


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#62326 - 27 Sep 07 14:58 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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With the JakChat backing Vocalists making a guest appearance!


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#62359 - 27 Sep 07 22:10 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Would anybody please explain to me what might be the reason of this penguin phenomenon? Dilli doesnt count as anybody. Oh, and Kenyeung.
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#62372 - 28 Sep 07 06:00 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Shesca]
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Mixed signals from the government and BP MIGAS ushered in a bleak future, forcing Dilli to take on a new job as a pair of underpants for Unspun, who had finally undergone liposuction (and another extensive operation) after record profits at his Emporium of Smug.



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#62373 - 28 Sep 07 06:01 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: kenyeung]
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Suddenly Shesca understood why Lulu had opted to become a purple penguin.




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#62377 - 28 Sep 07 06:15 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: kenyeung]
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Incidentally, Shesca (or anybody else), do you remember the lyrics of the lagu anak-anak "Pinguin" sung by by child singer Beatrice? The music clip was always being played on TV in about 1999/2000. Some of the lyrics were: "Uik, uik, uik! Uik, uik, uik! Pinguin, ping, ping, ping, ping, pinguin! Makan ikan, ikan kecil! Dingin, dingin..." I can't remember the rest.

PS - Here's that new avatar you asked for Shez, just needs to be resized:

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#62379 - 28 Sep 07 06:40 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Incidentally, Shesca (or anybody else), do you remember the lyrics of the lagu anak-anak "Pinguin" sung by by child singer Beatrice? The music clip was always being played on TV in about 1999/2000. Some of the lyrics were: "Uik, uik, uik! Uik, uik, uik! Pinguin, ping, ping, ping, ping, pinguin! Makan ikan, ikan kecil! Dingin, dingin..." I can't remember the rest.

PS - Here's that new avatar you asked for Shez, just needs to be resized:

1. No I dont remember anything about the song.
2. I look much better than the avatar
3. You didnt answer the question
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#62383 - 28 Sep 07 06:59 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Shesca]
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Go here...

Treespotter posted this on Tuesday and shortly after, a number of Penguins started to appear

http://treespotter.blogspot.com/2007/09/open-response-to-gary-dean-riccardo-and.html
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#62384 - 28 Sep 07 07:09 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
1. No I dont remember anything about the song.
2. I look much better than the avatar
3. You didnt answer the question


1. Next time you're out buying DVD/VCD lagu anak-2 for your son, look for Pinguin by Beatrice. Great song and clip.

2. It's a twisted world out there.

3. Some bule bloggers got uppity cos they didn't get an invite on a silver platter to be leaders or guests at some Indonesian blog-fest and live lesbian sex show. In the ensuing trivial fray, the only intelligent combatant derisively referred to JakChat members as penguins.

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#62387 - 28 Sep 07 07:16 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: kenyeung]
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Which was gleefully swooped upon by the resident idiots at JC
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#62391 - 28 Sep 07 07:39 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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And after the festivities, Orang Kanada will play live at the Hard Rock!


More life in the penguin.
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#62392 - 28 Sep 07 07:43 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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So cruel, he's actually a pleasant chap!
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#62393 - 28 Sep 07 07:45 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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what do you expect? he's a bass player. bass players aren't allowed to be up themselves. it's part of the rock'n'roll code of ethics.
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#62437 - 28 Sep 07 13:08 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Who said I'm a bass player???

Those looks like guitars to me


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#62438 - 28 Sep 07 13:13 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Who said I'm a bass player???

Those looks like guitars to me

well, you look like you *should* be a bass player ...
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#62442 - 28 Sep 07 13:32 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: Dilli
And after the festivities, Orang Kanada will play live at the Hard Rock!


More life in the penguin.


And what is that suppose to mean? It's bad if I refer to Dilli's reply... You use to put more thoughts in your insults Capt... How am I suppose to get upset if I don't get it?

Anyway, it's not a big deal as you can see here: I classified who I give a damn about

I care about, in order:

1-What I think
2-What my GF think
3-What my business partner think
4-What my friends think
5-What my family think
6-What a complete stranger think
7-What flies flying over cow shit think
8-What Capt. Dickhead think
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#62477 - 28 Sep 07 20:30 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
I care about, in order:

1-What I think
2-What my GF think
3-What my business partner think
4-What my friends think
5-What my family think
6-What a complete stranger think
7-What flies flying over cow shit think
8-What Capt. Dickhead think
9-Any post by kenyeung


Ahem, getting back on topic:

Despite all bars in the world being closed in respect of Blogger Fest 2007, Dilli still managed to have a good night while searching for the elusive storm in a b-cup.


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#62484 - 28 Sep 07 20:58 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Satu Lagi was open and as tradition dictates, Dilli was overserved!
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#62656 - 01 Oct 07 07:08 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Penguins....pffft

More Penguin News here...

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2001/03/42209
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#62658 - 01 Oct 07 07:14 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Greenstump has finally entered the fray!

We got a great write up (hic)

http://greenstump.blogspot.com/
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#62659 - 01 Oct 07 08:19 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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ketinggalan zaman kamu!
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#62664 - 01 Oct 07 10:55 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: Dilli
And after the festivities, Orang Kanada will play live at the Hard Rock!


More life in the penguin.


And what is that suppose to mean? It's bad if I refer to Dilli's reply... You use to put more thoughts in your insults Capt... How am I suppose to get upset if I don't get it?

Anyway, it's not a big deal as you can see here: I classified who I give a damn about

I care about, in order:

1-What I think
2-What my GF think
3-What my business partner think
4-What my friends think
5-What my family think
6-What a complete stranger think
7-What flies flying over cow shit think
8-What Capt. Dickhead think


As I said , more life in the penguin,
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#62687 - 01 Oct 07 20:11 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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You can be such an unforgiving cunt sometimes Cap'n OK has the Dilli seal of aproval as a good guy!
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#62712 - 02 Oct 07 05:35 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Dilli's foolhardy attempt to assimilate with the natives -- by joining in the fun of fasting -- had disastrous results.


In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu:


Meanwhile, in a secret goat-stretching factory in a Mampang slum, Roy's Hair fell into a deep sleep after sampling the clam juice beer recipe posted on this site.


Edited by kenyeung (02 Oct 07 05:49)

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#62715 - 02 Oct 07 05:52 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Millions of excited spectators flocked to witness the wide stances on display during Round Six of the enthralling duel between Capt. Mainwaring and Orang Kanada.

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#62722 - 02 Oct 07 06:50 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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If you have any comments on any Penguin related posts, please feel free to write to use.

Special stamps are available for priority mailing and handling by POS Indonesia


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#62729 - 02 Oct 07 07:01 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
You can be such an unforgiving cunt sometimes Cap'n OK has the Dilli seal of aproval as a good guy!


I tried to be nice but he attacked me after he came back from singers.


There is even more life in this penguin.



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#62732 - 02 Oct 07 07:07 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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I heard the gig in Singapore was ace!


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#62734 - 02 Oct 07 07:09 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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"Meanwhile, in a secret goat-stretching factory in a Mampang slum, Roy's Hair fell into a deep sleep after sampling the clam juice beer recipe posted on this site"

I believe he also discovered what Penguin shit smells like!


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#62739 - 02 Oct 07 07:28 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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A revolt was expected after one of the JakChat administrators, drunk on beer and amateur photo-shopping skills, tried to seize control of the site by issuing a set of stamps in his own name.



A fellow administrator quickly responded to the threat by issuing his own stamp.

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#62744 - 02 Oct 07 07:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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The power-hungry fools didn't realize that people no longer use stamps, so KuKu was able to immediately quell the revolt and then return to his hobby of downloading artistic movies.

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#62788 - 02 Oct 07 15:02 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Kenyeung obstinately refused to admit the penguin posts had not even been funny in the first place.




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#62789 - 02 Oct 07 15:05 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Kenyeung obstinately refused to admit the penguin posts had not even been funny in the first place.

i'm all penguined out! wink
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#62797 - 02 Oct 07 19:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung

In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu:



Funniest post of the year
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#62802 - 02 Oct 07 20:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Orang Kanada]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
Quoting: kenyeung

In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu:

Funniest post of the year

oh it is not. and it doesn't look anything like me. my pecs and 6-pack are much bigger, and i don't have chicken legs.
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#62805 - 02 Oct 07 20:56 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Ask the girls!

They wil tell the truth about who they would rather get "done" by!
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#62807 - 02 Oct 07 21:00 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
Funniest post of the year


Actually, the funniest post on JakChat was made by one inangsari:
http://www.jakchat.com/forums/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/52246/#Post52246

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#62808 - 02 Oct 07 21:07 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Ah yes, remember that one....chortle chortle chortle....never heard back from the gentleman!


Edited by Dilli (02 Oct 07 21:08)
Edit Reason: Changed wurdz
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#62809 - 02 Oct 07 21:13 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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I'll presume "inangsari" was a nice Malaysian girl, hoping to meet a nice Western man in Jakarta. Boy, did she ever get a wrong number in coming here or what? I mean, O.K. and Chewwy were already taken and Capt. Mainwaring was out of town that week.

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#62811 - 02 Oct 07 21:45 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Millions of excited spectators flocked to witness the wide stances on display during Round Six of the enthralling duel between Capt. Mainwaring and Orang Kanada.

Which one is capt which one is OK?
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#62812 - 02 Oct 07 21:47 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
If you have any comments on any Penguin related posts, please feel free to write to use.

Special stamps are available for priority mailing and handling by POS Indonesia

How much does each stamp cost?
It doesnt say there.
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#62813 - 02 Oct 07 21:48 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Orang Kanada
Quoting: kenyeung

In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu:

Funniest post of the year

oh it is not. and it doesn't look anything like me. my pecs and 6-pack are much bigger--> HA, and i don't have chicken legs--> HAH?.
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#62814 - 02 Oct 07 21:49 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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That should fulfill my penguin posts absence.
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#62824 - 03 Oct 07 07:01 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Orang Kanada
[quote=kenyeung]
In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu:

Funniest post of the year

oh it is not. and it doesn't look anything like me. my pecs and 6-pack are much bigger--> HA, and i don't have chicken legs--> HAH?.
[/quote]
why thank you, shes! (for those who don't know, HAH is an urban dictionary abbreviation meaning "He's A Hunk!".)
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#62825 - 03 Oct 07 07:26 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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It is obvious that this is being used cynically on this occassion.
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#62826 - 03 Oct 07 07:28 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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It is obvious that this is being used cynically on this occassion.

shesca wouldn't do that. she's not that sort of girl. in fact, she's never actually *been* to scotland!
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#62894 - 03 Oct 07 22:01 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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How you know I havent? wink
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#62898 - 04 Oct 07 04:54 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca

Which one is capt which one is OK?


OK is the sexy one with webbed feet and a tail. Mainwaring is the gruff curmudgeon with flippers and a beak.

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#62977 - 04 Oct 07 18:22 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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How you know I havent? wink


I don't believe that you said that....
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#62978 - 04 Oct 07 18:24 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Shesca

Which one is capt which one is OK?


OK is the sexy one with webbed feet and a tail.


Ummm , Some would say all shit and twitter.
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#62992 - 04 Oct 07 20:06 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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After drinking way too much es cendol at the Lebaran party, Dilli was powerless to resist Choco's beauty.




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#62993 - 04 Oct 07 20:24 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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I have always been powerless where Choco is concerned!
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#63001 - 04 Oct 07 20:43 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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But after his night of polar passion with Choco, Dilli secretly reattached his sporran and returned to Shesca's amorous arms.


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#63002 - 04 Oct 07 20:48 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: Shesca
How you know I havent? wink


I don't believe that you said that....

I didnt believe I said that either. Must be work related stress lately frown
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#63003 - 04 Oct 07 20:49 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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But after his night of polar passion with Choco, Dilli secretly reattached his sporran and returned to Shesca's amorous arms.


Ha... ha....
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#63092 - 06 Oct 07 15:14 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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hello from holland . found some pinquins here too.
thepinquin.blogspot.com

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#63173 - 07 Oct 07 21:27 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: joe]
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Damn, these penguins get everywhere. Expect Dilli to be absent for a whole day while he peruses all of that site.

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#63273 - 10 Oct 07 10:35 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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"Who on earth could that be knocking at my door?" thought Dilli. "Why it's Shesca! Yes honey, I know I promised to take you out on a date."



And they had a wonderful night too. Shesca wished it could have lasted forever. Although she became a little bored because Dilli spent the entire night uploading boring photos onto JakChat.


Edited by kenyeung (10 Oct 07 11:52)
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#63274 - 10 Oct 07 10:50 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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that's dilli's grandson. all growed up.
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#63277 - 10 Oct 07 11:47 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Always keen to expand his diverse business empire into new industries, KuKu unveiled the new Rainy Season fashions, now on sale at his opulent new Jaksa office.


Model: KuKu. Photographer: Riccardo.


Edited by kenyeung (10 Oct 07 11:48)

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#63280 - 10 Oct 07 11:51 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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I'll reply after my meeting on Mutual Hold Harmless Agreements this afternoon!
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#63283 - 10 Oct 07 12:41 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Piss Salon swore he had given up lechery ahead of his impending nuptials, but whenever he got drunk he always tried to seduce the most beautiful girl in the room.


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#63305 - 10 Oct 07 20:03 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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My oh my, you sure have too much time to actually search those penguin related pics, cut 'em and paste 'em into this site.
So what comes first? The story behind the pics before you search the pics or the pics before you come up with the story?

PS: It's a trick question. The answer will determine your intelligence, how much free time you have in a day and your sexuality smile
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#63312 - 10 Oct 07 20:46 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
PS: It's a trick question. The answer will determine your intelligence, how much free time you have in a day and your sexuality smile


Goats apparently. (It's a trick answer)

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#63313 - 10 Oct 07 20:55 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Shesca was quick to pose for a photo when the almighty Patung tried to join the wretched ranks of the Penguin Club.



Edited by kenyeung (10 Oct 07 20:57)

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#63314 - 10 Oct 07 21:00 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: Shesca
PS: It's a trick question. The answer will determine your intelligence, how much free time you have in a day and your sexuality smile


Goats apparently. (It's a trick answer)


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#63315 - 10 Oct 07 21:01 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Shesca was quick to pose for a photo when the almighty Patung tried to join the wretched ranks of the Penguin Club.



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#63317 - 10 Oct 07 21:05 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Shesca]
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Obviously the one with the brains Shesca!
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#63349 - 11 Oct 07 14:59 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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October 11: Pesta Blogger 2007 is drawing near and all bloggers from across the country are racing to get to the prestigious event...



All bloggers except these miscreants, who are banned.


Edited by kenyeung (11 Oct 07 15:21)

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#63350 - 11 Oct 07 15:06 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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you should send those photos to Ong (unspun)!
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#63351 - 11 Oct 07 15:09 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Another classic photoset!
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#63354 - 11 Oct 07 15:28 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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you should send those photos to Ong (unspun)!


Pak Ong appears to be way out in front. Leading the pack, so to speak. Miles ahead of the elderly, bitter non-starters here. You chaps should be content to wallow, or better still - drown, in the vast cesspit that is your collective failures. It would be childish of you to further antagonize Pak Ong unnecessarily.

Honestly, I really don't know why you have a grudge against him. He is very good looking and his writing spurts out in delightful discharges that are dripping with smug condescension. You chaps greedily lap it up but then complain when it leaves a bad taste in your acidic old teethless mouths. Sure, Pak Ong may have murdered a few penguins and raped some puffins to get to where he is today, but that's neither here nor there.
He gets my stamp of fawning approval.



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#63422 - 13 Oct 07 05:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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The Board of Trustees of Yayasan Lemparan Ebam
requests the pleasure of your company at
the Lebaran Luncheon & Fashion Show:
Hotel Le Papa Cafe Bistro,
Jalan Jaksa,
Jakarta.

Sunday Oct. 14, 2007, 1:00pm

Proceeds to benefit the Penguin Abattoir Restoration
Donation: Rp500 juta per person
Children under 12: Rp250 juta

See you there.

Lebaran Fashions to be modeled by KuKu's wives:

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#63537 - 18 Oct 07 10:27 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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kenny, you seem to have lost a message! but fortunately, i saved it for you!

Quoting: 2nd thoughts kenny

KuKu was dismayed by the poor turnout for JakChat's second anniversary party. Even worse, the few guests who showed up appeared to be badly disguised spies.


And the Pesta Blogger 2007 protest movement suffered another setback when the demonstrators lost their mobile phones while drunk.

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#63567 - 19 Oct 07 08:23 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Faction fighting and meaningless threats of legal action were threatening to tear apart the Penguins' Pesta Blogger movement.



Edited by kenyeung (19 Oct 07 08:24)

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#63570 - 19 Oct 07 10:31 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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How did they know! I have not come out of the closet yet!
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#63801 - 25 Oct 07 10:47 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Purely testing the new secret upload feature-thing. Calming the storm in a tea-cup over that last protest.







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#64795 - 09 Nov 07 06:54 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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Just putting this one where it belongs.



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#64796 - 09 Nov 07 06:55 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Along with Dumbledore is a Gay Penguin



These late additions are specially for Treespotter whom I know will be along shortly.....
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#64856 - 09 Nov 07 16:10 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Farce Of The Penguins

One bird's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his hedonistic buddies.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3468353485153746440



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#65363 - 22 Nov 07 11:53 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Scotty]
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Instead of getting drunk, horny and killing kittens, Dilli shagged one instead. This was the unfortunate result:



Edited by Dilli (22 Nov 07 12:10)
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#66420 - 16 Dec 07 05:59 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
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I see Pak Treespotter has resurected the Penguin issue (see http://treespotter.blogspot.com/ )

Accordingly, I now declare an emergency continuation of this thread open.

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#66421 - 16 Dec 07 06:06 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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After signing up to Treespotters "Save the Penguins" campaign, the Parkir's in Jaksa leaped into action to aid this worthy cause.


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#66422 - 16 Dec 07 06:11 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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In preparation for the conflict the Penguins harnessed every weapon available to repel the threat.

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#66423 - 16 Dec 07 06:14 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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After hearing Treespotters call, the PLF (Penguin Liberation Front) were quickly mobilised!

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#66424 - 16 Dec 07 06:19 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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The cry resonated through Jakarta, reaching the Stadium by 6am this morning. Rallying to the call, the Penguins made their way down Jl Prapanca to get breakfast at the Eastern Promise before heading to the meeting at Treespotters luxurious Penthouse in Cilandak

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#66425 - 16 Dec 07 06:29 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Unaware of the impending Christmas season, some were not so lucky and never made it off the Ice Floe

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#66426 - 16 Dec 07 06:34 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Even in these troubled times Piss Salon could not resist a joke!



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#66429 - 16 Dec 07 06:58 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Thirsty for more information the Penguins logged on and read Treespotters last post (I will not be stupid again) with predictable results!




Edited by Dilli (16 Dec 07 07:05)
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#66430 - 16 Dec 07 07:17 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Meanwhile, at the Kemang Chip Shop Dilli was having problems getting his order understood!


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#66432 - 16 Dec 07 10:07 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
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Pesta Blog (penguins only) this Wednesday in YUB, Jaksa according to Terry Jakartass
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#66434 - 16 Dec 07 10:14 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Got the e-mail, however, I am sure I will be firmly ensconced in a seedy Thai Go-Go bar watching live lesbian sex shows then.
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#66442 - 16 Dec 07 14:04 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Roy's Hair]
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Pesta Blog (penguins only) this Wednesday in YUB, Jaksa according to Terry Jakartass

i don't think it's penguins only. it's just that no indigenie is on that particular mailing list. or perhaps the indigenies are more discerning than we give them credit for.
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#66449 - 16 Dec 07 16:43 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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indiginie is it now ? don't we talk poshe. I'm sure most Indonesians have got better things to do than go to Jaksa. I haven't alas.
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#66451 - 16 Dec 07 16:53 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Roy's Hair]
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indiginie sounds better than bumiputra, don't you think?
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#66463 - 16 Dec 07 19:58 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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certainly does, I hate all that atavistic sons of the soil shit. People are not trees, they have legs with which to move about the planet.
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#69349 - 08 Feb 08 12:01 At last, something new in Java - I know where I'm going soon [Re: Dilli]
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Humboldt penguins arrive at Taman Safari

Taman Safari Indonesia animal park has added collection of 12 Humboldt penguins (Speheniscus humboldti) to its collection

The penguins arrived Feb. 1 from Tokyo Sea Life Park.

Park spokesman Yulius Suprihardo said Tuesday the six males and six females -- aged between 10- and 13-years-old -- were still in quarantine, but would soon be moved to a special pond for public display.

"The temperature and water salinity in the penguin's new home simulates the condition of their natural habitat," he said.

Humboldt penguins can swim at speeds of 14 kilometers per hour. They can remain submerged for two minutes at a time covering a distance of 150 meters. They mainly feed on fish and shrimp.

Humboldt penguins lay their eggs in holes in coastal areas. The incubation period takes 42 days. Their population along the Pacific Coast had dwindled to 12,000.

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#69350 - 08 Feb 08 12:35 Re: At last, something new in Java - I know where I'm going soon [Re: Dilli]
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more penguins! just what jakarta needs!!
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#72310 - 26 Mar 08 11:46 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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How PENGUIN can be TOP like celebrity? I think he got big nose right now. can I ask your signature today?

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#72311 - 26 Mar 08 11:53 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: abiehakim]
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sure babe! where do you want me to sign?
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#77834 - 19 May 08 17:06 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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as far as i know,,,or should i say : as old as i've grown, i never know there are penguins living in Jakarta,,hihihihi...could they be my neighbour all along? :p

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#77921 - 20 May 08 06:56 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Nirma]
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Thats right, all you need to do is look next door.....

It's about time someone started this thread up again!
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#77932 - 20 May 08 11:47 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Nirma]
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as far as i know,,,or should i say : as old as i've grown, i never know there are penguins living in Jakarta,,hihihihi...could they be my neighbour all along? :p


It is always better to now if theere are Penguins next door. Thanks to some shit I have lying around my office (the one at home) I have been able to manufacture a Penguin Detector...


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#77933 - 20 May 08 11:49 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Dawkins is all fucked up...

Creation a la Dilli - and on the 7th day....

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#86499 - 25 Sep 08 02:20 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Penguins are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the Southern Hemisphere. The number of penguin species is debated. Depending on which authority is followed, penguin biodiversity varies between 17 and 20 living species, all in the subfamily Spheniscinae. Some sources consider the White-flippered Penguin a separate Eudyptula species, while others treat it as a subspecies of the Little Penguin.
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#86509 - 25 Sep 08 07:16 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: valrossie]
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Penguins are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the Southern Hemisphere. The number of penguin species is debated. Depending on which authority is followed, penguin biodiversity varies between 17 and 20 living species, all in the subfamily Spheniscinae. Some sources consider the White-flippered Penguin a separate Eudyptula species, while others treat it as a subspecies of the Little Penguin.
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some of you may be scratching your heads about this.

here is what is happening: valrossie has just been reading his first introduction to SEO (Search Engine Optimisation). this introduction told him that in order to drive eyeballs to his site, he needed links from other sites, and that forums like JakChat were a good place to do this. it warned, however, that relevant messages needed to be posted so as not to be deleted by the webmasters.

unfortunately for valrossie, his introduction did not include any reference to the "ref='nofollow'" setting in the "anchor" tag ("<a>"). in JakChat, all links within posted messages are automagically given the nofollow setting. this setting tells search engines *not* to index or follow this link.

so, to valrossie, and to all you other braindead wanna-be SEOs: fail
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#86512 - 25 Sep 08 08:46 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Hey Valrossie

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#86803 - 30 Sep 08 17:31 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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#91678 - 11 Dec 08 11:12 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: JakartaLinks]
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#91679 - 11 Dec 08 11:14 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Marmalade]
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Where's all the pengwengs these days Dilli?
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#91680 - 11 Dec 08 11:14 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Marmalade]
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you really dont like em do you
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#91681 - 11 Dec 08 11:16 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: chewwyUK]
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I am fixing my next batch as we speak!
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#91682 - 11 Dec 08 11:19 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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I hate the bill-posting pointless twats. As for pengwengs - YaY!
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#91704 - 11 Dec 08 13:57 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Marmalade]
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piss and lambert star in .."Return of the Penguins"!


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#91718 - 12 Dec 08 00:46 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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PMSL/LOL - Best Pengweng shit ever!
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#91720 - 12 Dec 08 00:50 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: JakartaLinks]
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Yay...!
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#92710 - 02 Jan 09 02:04 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Marmalade]
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#92711 - 02 Jan 09 07:07 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: JakartaLinks]
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#92712 - 02 Jan 09 09:37 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: JakartaLinks]
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Boo.
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#95488 - 10 Feb 09 13:14 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Marmalade]
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Breaking news...bad things are happening in London

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#95489 - 10 Feb 09 13:17 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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While further north, proof has been discovered that eating habits have changed and have forced trans-hemisphere pengwen migration patterns as never before.



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#95493 - 10 Feb 09 13:24 Re: Penguin Posts.. All you ever needed to know about being a Penguin in Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Jealous of the success of the geese in New York a drive to regain avian supremacy was started..
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#95497 - 10 Feb 09 13:58 Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Dilli]
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What say you kennneth yeung ???

from the guardian::

Squirrel Nutkin v Timmy Tiptoes

Squirrel Nutkin
• Approx 40cm long, 250-350g
• Still widespread across Europe but pushed out of large parts of England and Wales
• Eats spruce and pine seeds, berries, fungi, bark and sap tissue
• Mates between January and March, with a litter of 1-8
• Squirrel Nutkin "a little red squirrel that lived in a wood at the edge of the lake" became one of Beatrix Potter's best-known, and one of the UK's favourite, characters
• Endorsements range from Tufty Fluffytail the road safety expert to the star of the Carling Black Label's Mission Impossible ads

Timmy Tiptoes
• Approx 50cm long, 400-600g
• Now dominant across England and Wales, south of Cumbria, and found in local pockets in Scotland
• Eats acorns, tree shoots, flowers, nuts, fruits, roots and cereals
• Sometimes produces two litters a year
• Potter's bid to follow up her success in 1911 with a tale about "a little fat comfortable grey squirrel called Timmy Tiptoes" never really caught on
• Pick up a "Grey Squirrel holding an acorn, just squeeze his belly and hear him make real squirrel chatter" (The Nature Pavilion website)
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#95514 - 11 Feb 09 00:28 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: witty handle]
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#95548 - 11 Feb 09 09:38 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: witty handle]
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What say you kennneth yeung ???


I understand only too well this modern animosity toward the wretched grey squirrel, which has largely vanquished the red squirrel in Scotland and elsewhere. Despite that, I have fonder memories of The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes than The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin, possibly because I received a copy of the former when I was almost 3 years old. I did not read the latter until I was 5.

Squirrel Nutkin, like several of Beatrix Potter's heroes, was basically a prat. He was lazy, played childish games while the other squirrels worked, and repeatedly taunted an old owl with silly riddles. The owl eventually lost his patience with Squirrel Nutkin and caught him by the tail, intending to skin him alive. But Nutkin pulled away so hard that his tail broke in two and he escaped.

While Squirrel Nutkin was always naked, Timmy Tiptoes wore a smart red coat. Timmy and his wife Goody hoarded nuts inside a hollow tree, pushing them in through a small hole. Some other squirrels wrongly accused Timmy of stealing their nuts and pushed him through the hole in the tree. It seemed he would be doomed unless he lost enough weight to enable him to crawl out of the hole. But inside the tree he met an affable chipmunk, who was hiding from his wife, and the two of them gorged themselves on the nuts. Timmy's wife and the chipmunk's wife became worried about their husbands. After two weeks, a strong wind blew the top off the tree, so Timmy went home with his wife. The chipmunk, who still wanted to avoid his wife, stayed in the tree for another week until a bear came and scared him away.

Naturally, Timmy Tiptoes is more appealing than Squirrel Nutkin.

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#95550 - 11 Feb 09 09:41 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: kenyeung]
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Sounds like a typical month at EP. Substitute nuts for beer.
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#95553 - 11 Feb 09 09:44 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Marmalade]
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Pengwengs are the future. Screw squiggles.


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#95554 - 11 Feb 09 09:45 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Dilli]
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#95555 - 11 Feb 09 09:45 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Marmalade]
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Quoting: Marmalade
Substitute nuts for beer.


NEVER!
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#95556 - 11 Feb 09 09:46 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Vulgarian]
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You drink from my nuts all the time!
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#95560 - 11 Feb 09 09:51 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Marmalade]
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Oh god, no. Let's not. Way too early. See you back here at 1.30 in the morning like usual?
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#95561 - 11 Feb 09 09:52 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: Vulgarian]
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Done and done.
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#95577 - 11 Feb 09 14:27 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: Marmalade
Sounds like a typical month at EP. Substitute nuts for beer.


can get both at mellys


Quoting: kenyeung

Despite that, I have fonder memories of The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes than The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin, possibly because I received a copy of the former when I was almost 3 years old. I did not read the latter until I was 5.
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Boy wonder eh??? Nothing beats Saddlebags though who read War and Peace before he could eat solids
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#95592 - 12 Feb 09 01:46 Re: Nutkin vs Tiptoes [Re: witty handle]
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War and Peace, the extended remix was his nursery collection.
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#108717 - 19 Feb 10 15:51 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Where did those pictures come from??
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#108719 - 19 Feb 10 20:10 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Riibond]
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Where did those pictures come from??


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#108760 - 23 Feb 10 15:57 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Vulgarian]
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#108879 - 03 Mar 10 16:15 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Go penguins!!
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#112098 - 16 Aug 10 15:04 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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very funny!

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