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#62484 - 28 Sep 07 19:58 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	Satu Lagi was open and as tradition dictates, Dilli was overserved! _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62656 - 01 Oct 07 06:08 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	Penguins....pffft More Penguin News here... http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2001/03/42209 _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62658 - 01 Oct 07 06:14 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	Greenstump has finally entered the fray! We got a great write up (hic) http://greenstump.blogspot.com/ _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62659 - 01 Oct 07 07:19 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Pujangga Besar Registered: 09 Oct 05 Posts: 7467 Loc: Jakarta	ketinggalan zaman kamu! _________________________ KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated
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#62664 - 01 Oct 07 09:55 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Orang Kanada]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: Orang Kanada Originally Posted By: Capt. Mainwaring Originally Posted By: Dilli And after the festivities, Orang Kanada will play live at the Hard Rock! More life in the penguin. And what is that suppose to mean? It's bad if I refer to Dilli's reply... You use to put more thoughts in your insults Capt... How am I suppose to get upset if I don't get it? Anyway, it's not a big deal as you can see here: I classified who I give a damn about I care about, in order: 1-What I think 2-What my GF think 3-What my business partner think 4-What my friends think 5-What my family think 6-What a complete stranger think 7-What flies flying over cow shit think 8-What Capt. Dickhead think As I said , more life in the penguin, _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#62687 - 01 Oct 07 19:11 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	You can be such an unforgiving cunt sometimes Cap'n OK has the Dilli seal of aproval as a good guy! _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62712 - 02 Oct 07 04:35 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	Dilli's foolhardy attempt to assimilate with the natives -- by joining in the fun of fasting -- had disastrous results. In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu: Meanwhile, in a secret goat-stretching factory in a Mampang slum, Roy's Hair fell into a deep sleep after sampling the clam juice beer recipe posted on this site. Edited by kenyeung (02 Oct 07 04:49)
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#62715 - 02 Oct 07 04:52 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	Millions of excited spectators flocked to witness the wide stances on display during Round Six of the enthralling duel between Capt. Mainwaring and Orang Kanada.
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#62722 - 02 Oct 07 05:50 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	If you have any comments on any Penguin related posts, please feel free to write to use. Special stamps are available for priority mailing and handling by POS Indonesia Attachments _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62729 - 02 Oct 07 06:01 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
Capt. Mainwaring Pujangga Besar Registered: 16 Aug 06 Posts: 3668 Loc: here	Originally Posted By: Dilli You can be such an unforgiving cunt sometimes Cap'n OK has the Dilli seal of aproval as a good guy! I tried to be nice but he attacked me after he came back from singers. There is even more life in this penguin. _________________________ I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it. Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik
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#62732 - 02 Oct 07 06:07 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	I heard the gig in Singapore was ace! Attachments _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62734 - 02 Oct 07 06:09 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	"Meanwhile, in a secret goat-stretching factory in a Mampang slum, Roy's Hair fell into a deep sleep after sampling the clam juice beer recipe posted on this site" I believe he also discovered what Penguin shit smells like! Attachments _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62739 - 02 Oct 07 06:28 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	A revolt was expected after one of the JakChat administrators, drunk on beer and amateur photo-shopping skills, tried to seize control of the site by issuing a set of stamps in his own name. A fellow administrator quickly responded to the threat by issuing his own stamp.
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#62744 - 02 Oct 07 06:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	The power-hungry fools didn't realize that people no longer use stamps, so KuKu was able to immediately quell the revolt and then return to his hobby of downloading artistic movies.
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#62788 - 02 Oct 07 14:02 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	Kenyeung obstinately refused to admit the penguin posts had not even been funny in the first place.
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#62789 - 02 Oct 07 14:05 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
KuKuKaChu Pujangga Besar Registered: 09 Oct 05 Posts: 7467 Loc: Jakarta	Originally Posted By: kenyeung Kenyeung obstinately refused to admit the penguin posts had not even been funny in the first place. i'm all penguined out! $;\)$ _________________________ KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated
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#62797 - 02 Oct 07 18:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
Orang Kanada Member* Registered: 30 Sep 06 Posts: 660 Loc: Jakarta	Originally Posted By: kenyeung In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu: Funniest post of the year _________________________ Spiderpig, spiderpig...
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#62802 - 02 Oct 07 19:44 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Orang Kanada]
KuKuKaChu Pujangga Besar Registered: 09 Oct 05 Posts: 7467 Loc: Jakarta	Originally Posted By: Orang Kanada Originally Posted By: kenyeung In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu: Funniest post of the year oh it is not. and it doesn't look anything like me. my pecs and 6-pack are much bigger, and i don't have chicken legs. _________________________ KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated
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#62805 - 02 Oct 07 19:56 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	Ask the girls! They wil tell the truth about who they would rather get "done" by! _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62807 - 02 Oct 07 20:00 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	Originally Posted By: Orang Kanada Funniest post of the year Actually, the funniest post on JakChat was made by one inangsari: http://www.jakchat.com/forums/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/52246/#Post52246
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#62808 - 02 Oct 07 20:07 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
Dilli Pooh Bah Registered: 26 Feb 06 Posts: 10478 Loc: Nearest Bar	Ah yes, remember that one....chortle chortle chortle....never heard back from the gentleman! Edited by Dilli (02 Oct 07 20:08) Edit Reason: Changed wurdz _________________________ Menace to Sobriety http://viewsfromtheeast.blogspot.com
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#62809 - 02 Oct 07 20:13 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
kenyeung Pujangga Muda Registered: 16 Apr 07 Posts: 1866 Loc: Indonesia	I'll presume "inangsari" was a nice Malaysian girl, hoping to meet a nice Western man in Jakarta. Boy, did she ever get a wrong number in coming here or what? I mean, O.K. and Chewwy were already taken and Capt. Mainwaring was out of town that week.
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#62811 - 02 Oct 07 20:45 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: kenyeung]
Shesca Member* Registered: 12 Aug 06 Posts: 958 Loc: Jakarta	Originally Posted By: kenyeung Millions of excited spectators flocked to witness the wide stances on display during Round Six of the enthralling duel between Capt. Mainwaring and Orang Kanada. Which one is capt which one is OK? _________________________ If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
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#62812 - 02 Oct 07 20:47 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: Dilli]
Shesca Member* Registered: 12 Aug 06 Posts: 958 Loc: Jakarta	Originally Posted By: Dilli If you have any comments on any Penguin related posts, please feel free to write to use. Special stamps are available for priority mailing and handling by POS Indonesia How much does each stamp cost? It doesnt say there. _________________________ If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
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#62813 - 02 Oct 07 20:48 Re: Pesta Blog [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Shesca Member* Registered: 12 Aug 06 Posts: 958 Loc: Jakarta	Originally Posted By: KuKuKaChu Originally Posted By: Orang Kanada Originally Posted By: kenyeung In fact, he suddenly looked a lot like KuKu: Funniest post of the year oh it is not. and it doesn't look anything like me. my pecs and 6-pack are much bigger--> HA, and i don't have chicken legs--> HAH?. _________________________ If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.
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