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#62055 - 25 Sep 07 13:07 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Peace eventually returned and many of jakarta's penguins once again sought the tranquility of bali, where only the known threats of Polar Bear attack were a worry.


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#62056 - 25 Sep 07 13:10 Re: Penguin Bio Weapons [Re: Dilli]
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Known for their desire to haunt the fleshpots of Jakarta, the Penguins once again proved that they were sleazemasters


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#62057 - 25 Sep 07 13:13 Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Although fraught with risk, the Pondok Indha Penguin Dangerous Sports and Drinking Club headed to Ciawi for the weekend, saddly with Cuckoo getting injured in the first five minutes


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#62063 - 25 Sep 07 14:38 Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Dilli]
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But, while at the park they enjoyed the elephant rides


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#62064 - 25 Sep 07 14:43 Re: Taman Safari for penguins [Re: Dilli]
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Catches loads out that - rather like kami-kita. Taman/Teman/Semen - not to mention those tricky bedfellows "bahwa-bawa-bawah".

Shall I post a random picture of a penguin to stay on topic?
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#62080 - 26 Sep 07 06:49 An outbreak of cats [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Threatened the Penguin residents of Jalan Jaksa. Sources indicate the outbreak centered in the kitchens of the Captain Morgan Bar where the cats, initially destined to become someone's lunch escaped.


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#62081 - 26 Sep 07 06:52 Sunday Services [Re: Dilli]
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Will be held this week at the big church, near the graveyard at the back of the Park lane Hotel.

Pengnuns will be in attendance!


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#62082 - 26 Sep 07 06:53 Re: Sunday Services [Re: Dilli]
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Breaking news, the church goers all rushed to Jalan Casablanca to get seats for Sundays service.


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#62083 - 26 Sep 07 06:56 Swimming Competition [Re: Dilli]
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The 1st Annual Ancol Penguin Diving Open Freestyle Competition will be held in the waterpark next to Seaworld Indonesia on Saturday.

All Penguins are welcome!


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#62084 - 26 Sep 07 06:58 Booksale [Re: Dilli]
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Jaksa resident Penguin Scholar DJ will be signing his new book at Yaudah Bistro tomorrow... be first to bag a copy!


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#62085 - 26 Sep 07 07:01 No Car Day on Sudirman [Re: Dilli]
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After the chaos on Sunday when the first Jakartan No Car Day failed, leading members of the Jakarta Seletan penguin Rotary Club offered to solve the problem.


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#62086 - 26 Sep 07 07:04 A Horror Story [Re: Dilli]
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A deviant Rockhopper ran amock in Plaza Senayan Yesterday. The authorities, unable to react properly awaited the arrival of Lord Treespotter to teach the evil beast a lesson!


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#62088 - 26 Sep 07 07:55 Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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Poor Treespotter seems to think that all Penguins are permenantly pissed, thus accounting for the content of our missives.

Quote "Put it this way, let's round everyone up and let everyone vouched that they were indeed the only sober person in attendance, then i believe what you say."

I can now submit evidence to prove that if anyone was drunk, it was by accident and there had been no intention of consuming copious quantities of alcohol during the Blog Fest!



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#62165 - 26 Sep 07 13:06 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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Whence down from the papaya trees, there waddled the Blogger God, disguised as one of the retarded denizens of JakChat and hellbent on revenge for a terrible inslut.


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#62166 - 26 Sep 07 13:12 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: kenyeung]
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Infiltrators will be dealt with by Gunz...


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#62167 - 26 Sep 07 13:13 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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And Helicopter Gun Ships


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#62170 - 26 Sep 07 13:27 The Davinci Penguin [Re: Dilli]
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Was very cheap indeed....


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#62171 - 26 Sep 07 13:29 Re: Penguins and Alcohol! [Re: Dilli]
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But Treespotter was unable to find the terrible inslut, so being a God, he blogged about her instead: "This is normal unless you’re living in Smurf country where everyone is blue and the only blonde in the crowd belongs to all."
The Treespotting Book of Wisdom

After reading that, the inslut Smurfette quickly disguised herself as a penguin and moved to JakChat.



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#62282 - 27 Sep 07 12:03 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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for a transcript of the whole drama right from the beginning, see http://southjakarta.com/pesta2.htm
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#62283 - 27 Sep 07 12:15 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#62284 - 27 Sep 07 12:22 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Wot, no fucking penguins....

I really never enjoyed Unspun nor Treespotter's various rants, however, I was never judgemental about them.

I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...
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#62285 - 27 Sep 07 12:32 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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why everyone here are turning to penguins? are we observing an International Penguin Day?
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#62286 - 27 Sep 07 12:34 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...


From someobody behind?
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#62287 - 27 Sep 07 12:42 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: bonita]
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Quoting: bonita
why everyone here are turning to penguins? are we observing an International Penguin Day?

it seems so long ago now ... where does one start?
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#62288 - 27 Sep 07 12:42 Re: Films for Penguins on Kabelvision [Re: Lulu]
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Quoting: Lulu
Quoting: Dilli
I feel the wind blowing in a differing direction...


From someobody behind?


I was speaking metaphorically
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