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#54529 - 24 Jun 07 16:54 Re: Lipstick, stilettos, cheap makeup and condoms [Re: kenyeung]
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"Cari kambing kan lebih gampang, dan rasanya lebih dari 'barang' perempuan, karena lebih hangat dan tidak protes seperti manusia. Lagian tidak harus bayar," kata Sakadi seperti dikutip Kapolsek.

for the bahasa indonesia impaired:

"Finding a goat is easier, isn't it, and the feeling is better than a woman's vagina, because it's warmer and they don't protest like humans do. Also, they don't have to be paid," said Sakadi, as quoted by the head of the subprecinct.
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#54532 - 24 Jun 07 17:50 goat rapist arrested [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: perkosa kambing
Kambing yang disetubuhinya berkelamin betina dan masih muda, kemudian dicongkel matanya sehingga mati.


I don't understand congkel in this context - how did he kill them?

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#54533 - 24 Jun 07 17:57 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: perkosa kambing
Kambing yang disetubuhinya berkelamin betina dan masih muda, kemudian dicongkel matanya sehingga mati.


I don't understand congkel in this context - how did he kill them?

he "levered out" the goat's eyes. they probably died from a combination of blood loss and shock.
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#54534 - 24 Jun 07 18:18 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Removing an animal's eyes from its sockets does not tend to cause blood loss on a scale that will result in death. Sheep and goats - when ill and immobile - can have their eyes pecked out by crows - but once treated for initial ailment they're fine(except blind).

Goat rapist Sakadi must have been quite a sadist to remove the eyes in a manner so violent that it killed them. Strange that Media Indonesia never followed up this story.


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#54535 - 24 Jun 07 18:28 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: kenyeung]
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presuming sakadi was a surgeon, then yes, there would be minimal blood loss. however, the eyes were (allegedly) levered out, thus pulling violently on the optic nerve. this would almost certainly lead to blood loss. with sufficient force, the violent yanking of the optic nerve could even possibly cause brain damage.
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#54536 - 24 Jun 07 18:56 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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presuming sakadi was a surgeon, then yes, there would be minimal blood loss. however, the eyes were (allegedly) levered out, thus pulling violently on the optic nerve. this would almost certainly lead to blood loss. with sufficient force, the violent yanking of the optic nerve could even possibly cause brain damage.


And I expect it would smart a bit too .

And I also expect that the poor old goat will keep an eye out for him in the future
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#54537 - 24 Jun 07 18:59 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I aint buyin that pulling/levering out a goat's eyes (or the muscles surrounding the optic nerve - or yanking out the nerve itself) will kill the animal - especially when the owner/local villagers are nearby and able to call for an ambulance. And why kill the goats after raping them? Media Indonesia is not telling the full story. Perhaps because the goat rapist was a brother of Surya Paloh and therefore a member of Golkar.

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#54538 - 24 Jun 07 19:01 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: perkosa kambing
Kambing yang disetubuhinya berkelamin betina dan masih muda, kemudian dicongkel matanya sehingga mati.


I don't understand congkel in this context - how did he kill them?

he "levered out" the goat's eyes. they probably died from a combination of blood loss and shock.


And having his dick up it's jacksie would have at least come as quite a shock.
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#54539 - 24 Jun 07 19:05 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: kenyeung]
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Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Hutomo Mandala Putra
Saya punya prinsip, saya mau monogami, seperti bapak saya dan ibu saya. Jadi saya harus mengikuti bapak dan ibu. Saya harus menikah.. satu, sama yang perawan, yang bibit, bobot, bebet.


What rubbish. Garbage. Unmitigated tarradiddle. The story about the Cirebon goat rapist is TRUE:

Media Indonesia
Kamis, 19 September 2002

Duda Ditangkap akibat Perkosa Kambing

CIREBON (Media): Seorang duda, Sakadi, 36, warga Desa Jatimerta, Kabupaten Cirebon, menyetubuhi lima ekor kambing hingga mati. Akibat perbuatannya itu, Sakadi ditahan di Polsek Cirebon Utara.
Kambing yang disetubuhinya berkelamin betina dan masih muda, kemudian dicongkel matanya sehingga mati. Massa yang mengetahui perbuatan Sakadi merasa tersinggung, terutama pemilik kambing, Sakrim, 55. Massa sempat mengeroyoknya, namun diselamatkan petugas polsek setempat. Polisi mendapat laporan dari saksi korban pemilik kambing dan masyarakat.
Untuk itu Sakadi segera diselamatkan dan dikirim ke sebuah tempat yang dirahasiakan supaya aman. Kapolsek Cirebon Utara Iptu Bambang Suryanata membenarkan kejadian unik yang dilakukan oleh seorang pengangguran yang ditinggal mati istrinya dua tahun lalu itu.
"Tersangka dibidik dengan pelanggaran perusakan dan penganiayaan (Pasal 406 jo 302 KUH Pidana)," kata Kapolsek Cirebon Utara melalui penyidik Bripka Sunyoto kepada Media kemarin.
Menurutnya, Sakadi sering melakukan perbuatan aneh tersebut pada malam hari sekitar pukul 23.00 WIB. Seperti kasus terakhir yang kemudian digerebek massa yang sudah mengintainya sejak lama.
Perbuatan Sakadi dilakukan saat kambing sedang tidur. Dengan hanya mengenakan celana pendek, Sakadi mendatangi kandang kambing milik Sakrim yang jaraknya sekitar 300 meter dari rumahnya.
Dengan leluasa Sakadi melampiaskan hasrat seksnya yang selama ini terpendam. Ia tidak bisa melakukannya kepada manusia, karena mengaku tidak punya uang. ]"Cari kambing kan lebih gampang, dan rasanya lebih dari 'barang' perempuan, karena lebih hangat dan tidak protes seperti manusia. Lagian tidak harus bayar," kata Sakadi seperti dikutip Kapolsek.
Tadinya polisi tidak berani memberi keterangan kepada pers karena khawatir Sakadi dikejar massa, dan takut kantor polsek diserang. Peristiwa itu terjadi awal September 2002. Namun, karena kini tersangka sudah dinyatakan aman, polisi pun berani membuka kasus tersebut.
Kasus itu merupakan perkara baru yang terjadi di Cirebon. Awalnya petugas kebingungan mencari pasal pelanggaran yang pas, karena jika membidik tersangka dengan pasal pencabulan kepada binatang, tidak ada dalam KUHP. Polisi akhirnya membidik tersangka dengan kasus perusakan (406 KUHP) dengan kasus penganiayaan (203 KUHP).
"Dua pasal itu akhirnya bisa masuk, tapi dikuatkan dengan laporan pemilik kambing dan masyarakat yang merasa diganggu ketenteramannya," ungkap Kapolsek.



Oh my dear dear GOD!!!!!!

kiamat sudah dekat....
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#54540 - 24 Jun 07 19:06 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: kenyeung]
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I aint buyin that pulling/levering out a goat's eyes (or the muscles surrounding the optic nerve - or yanking out the nerve itself) will kill the animal - especially when the owner/local villagers are nearby and able to call for an ambulance. And why kill the goats after raping them? Media Indonesia is not telling the full story. Perhaps because the goat rapist was a brother of Surya Paloh and therefore a member of Golkar.


I reckon that the shock could have done it - years ago I shot a couple of rabbits with a .22 , the first one was drilled , but the second one hadn't been touched by the bullet which had struck a large stone next to it - I can only assume that the report and sound of the bullet hitting the stone caused it to shit itself and die . There is something known as vagal inhibition where pressure on the vagus nerve (I assume that goats have one) while he was back scuttling it caused it to pop its clogs .
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#54541 - 24 Jun 07 19:08 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
Quoting: kenyeung
Quoting: Hutomo Mandala Putra
Saya punya prinsip, saya mau monogami, seperti bapak saya dan ibu saya. Jadi saya harus mengikuti bapak dan ibu. Saya harus menikah.. satu, sama yang perawan, yang bibit, bobot, bebet.


What rubbish. Garbage. Unmitigated tarradiddle. The story about the Cirebon goat rapist is TRUE:

Media Indonesia
Kamis, 19 September 2002

Duda Ditangkap akibat Perkosa Kambing

CIREBON (Media): Seorang duda, Sakadi, 36, warga Desa Jatimerta, Kabupaten Cirebon, menyetubuhi lima ekor kambing hingga mati. Akibat perbuatannya itu, Sakadi ditahan di Polsek Cirebon Utara.
Kambing yang disetubuhinya berkelamin betina dan masih muda, kemudian dicongkel matanya sehingga mati. Massa yang mengetahui perbuatan Sakadi merasa tersinggung, terutama pemilik kambing, Sakrim, 55. Massa sempat mengeroyoknya, namun diselamatkan petugas polsek setempat. Polisi mendapat laporan dari saksi korban pemilik kambing dan masyarakat.
Untuk itu Sakadi segera diselamatkan dan dikirim ke sebuah tempat yang dirahasiakan supaya aman. Kapolsek Cirebon Utara Iptu Bambang Suryanata membenarkan kejadian unik yang dilakukan oleh seorang pengangguran yang ditinggal mati istrinya dua tahun lalu itu.
"Tersangka dibidik dengan pelanggaran perusakan dan penganiayaan (Pasal 406 jo 302 KUH Pidana)," kata Kapolsek Cirebon Utara melalui penyidik Bripka Sunyoto kepada Media kemarin.
Menurutnya, Sakadi sering melakukan perbuatan aneh tersebut pada malam hari sekitar pukul 23.00 WIB. Seperti kasus terakhir yang kemudian digerebek massa yang sudah mengintainya sejak lama.
Perbuatan Sakadi dilakukan saat kambing sedang tidur. Dengan hanya mengenakan celana pendek, Sakadi mendatangi kandang kambing milik Sakrim yang jaraknya sekitar 300 meter dari rumahnya.
Dengan leluasa Sakadi melampiaskan hasrat seksnya yang selama ini terpendam. Ia tidak bisa melakukannya kepada manusia, karena mengaku tidak punya uang. ]"Cari kambing kan lebih gampang, dan rasanya lebih dari 'barang' perempuan, karena lebih hangat dan tidak protes seperti manusia. Lagian tidak harus bayar," kata Sakadi seperti dikutip Kapolsek.
Tadinya polisi tidak berani memberi keterangan kepada pers karena khawatir Sakadi dikejar massa, dan takut kantor polsek diserang. Peristiwa itu terjadi awal September 2002. Namun, karena kini tersangka sudah dinyatakan aman, polisi pun berani membuka kasus tersebut.
Kasus itu merupakan perkara baru yang terjadi di Cirebon. Awalnya petugas kebingungan mencari pasal pelanggaran yang pas, karena jika membidik tersangka dengan pasal pencabulan kepada binatang, tidak ada dalam KUHP. Polisi akhirnya membidik tersangka dengan kasus perusakan (406 KUHP) dengan kasus penganiayaan (203 KUHP).
"Dua pasal itu akhirnya bisa masuk, tapi dikuatkan dengan laporan pemilik kambing dan masyarakat yang merasa diganggu ketenteramannya," ungkap Kapolsek.



Oh my dear dear GOD!!!!!!

kiamat sudah dekat....


Nah , takes more than rogering a goat to cause the end of the world - if that was the case the welsh would have caused it to happen years ago .
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#54542 - 24 Jun 07 19:10 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: KuKuKaChu

he "levered out" the goat's eyes. they probably died from a combination of blood loss and shock.


And having his dick up it's jacksie would have at least come as quite a shock.

actually, capt, i was more thinking of the medical use of the word shock, meaning low blood pressure due to haemorrhage, and subsequent heart failure. i'm not even sure it's possible to die from intense pain.

what i can't figure out is 'why?'. was Sakadi afraid the goatling would identify him in a police line-up??
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#54543 - 24 Jun 07 19:13 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: KuKuKaChu

he "levered out" the goat's eyes. they probably died from a combination of blood loss and shock.


And having his dick up it's jacksie would have at least come as quite a shock.

actually, capt, i was more thinking of the medical use of the word shock, meaning low blood pressure due to haemorrhage, and subsequent heart failure. i'm not even sure it's possible to die from intense pain.

what i can't figure out is 'why?'. was Sakadi afraid the goatling would identify him in a police line-up??

I cant believe you guys are discussing how the goats died frown
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#54544 - 24 Jun 07 19:20 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: Shesca]
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I cant believe you guys are discussing how the goats died frown

well, unlike the other perverts involved in this discussion, i have a professional interest in this case, as a former goat husbander and author of the Western Australian technical education division's syllabus on dairy goat husbandary.
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#54546 - 24 Jun 07 19:29 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I had a different impression of you, Ku. Such as errr.. highly psychologically impaired human being?
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#54547 - 24 Jun 07 19:31 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: Shesca]
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I had a different impression of you, Ku. Such as errr.. highly psychologically impaired human being?

'impaired'? you meant, of course, 'enhanced'. common mistake for non-native speakers wink
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#54548 - 24 Jun 07 19:33 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Hmm... not sure. I meant to say "psychopath". Is enhanced the correct word? smile
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#54549 - 24 Jun 07 19:38 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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All this talk of goats reminds me of a caption that appeared in the long-defunct Indonesian Observer newspaper. The photo showed a small girl wearing a white jilbab standing near a goat tethered outside a small mosque in Jakarta ahead of Idul Adha (feast of the sacrifice - goat-killing day). The caption header was: Casper and the friendly goat.

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#54550 - 24 Jun 07 19:41 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: kenyeung]
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The caption header was: Casper and the friendly goat.
clearly the Indonesian Observer was on its last legs, and the check desk bules were running riot ...
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#54551 - 24 Jun 07 19:43 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Another funny goat reference was an in-joke in one of Bill Blade's columns in The Jakarta Post a few years ago:

Quote:
Mind you, all the shake-ups don't seem to have fazed certain grizzled old expatriate goats, mostly heavily bearded, who are so often to be found holding court in Jaksa, bleating forth nonsense about the woes of the world and the price of beer.




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#54554 - 24 Jun 07 23:30 Re: goat rapist arrested [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Capt. Mainwaring
Quoting: KuKuKaChu

he "levered out" the goat's eyes. they probably died from a combination of blood loss and shock.


And having his dick up it's jacksie would have at least come as quite a shock.

actually, capt, i was more thinking of the medical use of the word shock, meaning low blood pressure due to haemorrhage, and subsequent heart failure. i'm not even sure it's possible to die from intense pain.

what i can't figure out is 'why?'. was Sakadi afraid the goatling would identify him in a police line-up??


Well finding a dick up your jacksie would be both a medical and psychological shock , especially if it (the dick) didn't belong to someone of the same species as you (in saying that, in some cases it would actually be necessary to carry out a DNA test to tell the difference between a javanese man and a goat) . All joking aside, I am pretty sure a Sundanese spit roast would certain make you loyo if it didn't actually kill you.

There are cases of people being tied up and threatened with an unpleasant punishment, to be flicked with a towel for example and die of shock - vagal inhibition can be caused by quickly drinking very cold liquids .
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#54564 - 25 Jun 07 07:35 Re: Lipstick, stilettos, cheap makeup and condoms [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
"Cari kambing kan lebih gampang, dan rasanya lebih dari 'barang' perempuan, karena lebih hangat dan tidak protes seperti manusia. Lagian tidak harus bayar," kata Sakadi seperti dikutip Kapolsek.

for the bahasa indonesia impaired:

"Finding a goat is easier, isn't it, and the feeling is better than a woman's vagina, because it's warmer and they don't protest like humans do. Also, they don't have to be paid," said Sakadi, as quoted by the head of the subprecinct.


oh nice subject, that person must be :

1. Ewww!!!
2. Sick
3. Bizarre
4. Mental disorder
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#54566 - 25 Jun 07 07:41 Re: Lipstick, stilettos, cheap makeup and condoms [Re: emmajkt]
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