Hello All,

I have some great news. Over the past few days, my walk with the Lord has become stronger and stronger. As I get to know more about my creator, I continue to find things in my life that I don’t like anymore. For example, Scottish people. And masturbating with a cheese grater. Also, I am much healthier now that I have quit smoking, boozing and whoring, along with other things that are bad for this body He created. As time goes on I find more ways to be less world-like and more Christ-like. JakChat is truly not Christ like. So it has to go away.

But when I was thinking about campaigning to shut down JakChat completely, the amazing thought hit me. Maybe I could take the traffic this site generates and create something here that is Christ-like and honors God. Then I laughed out loud and fell down, twitching, while blood dribbled out of my ears. If any of you remember my love-making skills, you would know I am not a “creative person”.

So here is a challenge for you. Submit your ideas of God honoring ways to improve this site. If you are creative and love the Lord, you may even be able to save the wretched sinners here from eternal damnation. Please be creative as you want with your idea. As long as it honors God and has a big cock on it.

Thanks.

Once again, Keny comes up with something creative for us all to ponder.

Being Scottish I shall have to ponder for a while before submitting my ideas. Obviously the great creator, the Flying Fish Supper is not omnipotent enought.

Note to self, must try harder. (The big cock part is however already in hand, the cheese grater has been retired and the guide book to eternal damnation has been ordered on Amazon).

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Interesting

It's the hair. He is the messiah. and a very naughty boy to boot.

we are stuck for words ...

me too...I'm stuck not olny for words but everything..
but I have to say Thanks God, coz I have someone that always support me

With a big cock on it.

Thanks.

should i suggest him to form a choir?

If u change the 'Christ' to the other guy's name, I imagine it would.