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#54699 - 26 Jun 07 13:23 Re: new member here [Re: Dilli]
juminten Offline
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yea? what's that? some kinda hot stuff i hope..
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#54703 - 26 Jun 07 14:00 Re: new member here [Re: Rani 2007]
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Hi Rani!

Welcome aboard.


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#54704 - 26 Jun 07 14:02 Re: new member here [Re: skypark]
kenyeung Offline
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You mean this thread should be "stickied" and renamed something like "New members introduce yourself here"?


Edited by kenyeung (26 Jun 07 14:08)

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#54709 - 26 Jun 07 14:44 Re: new member here [Re: kenyeung]
Dilli Offline
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What do you propose to make it sticky with Keny?
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#54710 - 26 Jun 07 14:45 Re: new member here [Re: kenyeung]
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As requested-stickied
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#54955 - 28 Jun 07 22:39 Re: new member here [Re: Dilli]
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yeah, i know, chewing gum made from recycled condom. That thing is not going into my mouth.

i will be hitting jakarta around end july or August. I will be going on a road trip all the way to bali. For sure it will be fun.

i am quite a player myself. Flirting is one of my hobby. Sometimes i feel kind of stuck when i see scorching hot ladies who don't speak english. Damn, I kicked myself so many times(actually countless).

Walking in the streets of Indonesia really makes me feel very happy. The ladies are passionate, guys are really fun. When the time is right. I will try to buy myself an Indonesian citizenship.

Cheers to Indonesia!


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#55027 - 29 Jun 07 11:24 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
Just Offline
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Quoting: nudel
yThe ladies are passionate, guys are really fun.



Hiya nudel, welcome! Does the above means you are swinging both ways? (forgive my dumbness! grin )

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#55067 - 29 Jun 07 15:02 Re: new member here [Re: Just]
nudel Offline
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hehe.... i am straight.

When i was about 14-16. I had one gay forced kissed on me before. Hell, I only vaguely what is the meaning of a gay. I even asked friend what is really a gay, what some guys did to me. From then on I fully learnt what is a gay. Dumb me. For sure i know it is not my cup of tea.

In Indonesia, it is extremely very easy to pay for sex. I will try to score with girls the hard way. Sorry to tell all the ladies who are reading my post, that getting myself laid is one thing that I like to do. If you don't like me, fine. I don't need any sarcastic remarks.

I enjoy the company of Indonesian guys for beer and indonesian cigarette without the cigarette butt. Guys that i know showed me the path to glory land.

That is why Indonesian guys are really cool.......

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#55072 - 29 Jun 07 19:31 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: nudel
I enjoy the company of Indonesian guys for beer and indonesian cigarette without the cigarette butt. Guys that i know showed me the path to glory land.

That is why Indonesian guys are really cool.......

well i can't say i agree with you at all! i find indonesian guys pretty damn shallow and boring. even those rare ones i know who actually drink alcohol. and i would not trust an indonesian male to lead me anywhere, much less to gloryland, wherever that is!
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#55076 - 29 Jun 07 20:26 Re: new member here [Re: KuKuKaChu]
kenyeung Offline
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
i find indonesian guys pretty damn shallow and boring. even those rare ones i know who actually drink alcohol.


That's rich coming from you.

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#55078 - 29 Jun 07 22:48 Re: new member here [Re: kenyeung]
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Well, that depends how you look at 'indonesian men for being shallow' and what you are looking for in them. But to 'generalize' is a tat too..........

Lazing around having beer and smoke can be pretty shallow. Consider a pack of cigarettes is about 10X the price of one in Indonesia. And the beer is about 3X as much.

Simply. It is great pleasure laugh....

I don't mind to shallow once a while ;P




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#55081 - 30 Jun 07 01:05 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
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Quoting: nudel
yeah, i know, chewing gum made from recycled condom. That thing is not going into my mouth.

i will be hitting jakarta around end july or August. I will be going on a road trip all the way to bali. For sure it will be fun.

i am quite a player myself. Flirting is one of my hobby. Sometimes i feel kind of stuck when i see scorching hot ladies who don't speak english. Damn, I kicked myself so many times(actually countless).

Walking in the streets of Indonesia really makes me feel very happy. The ladies are passionate, guys are really fun. When the time is right. I will try to buy myself an Indonesian citizenship.

Cheers to Indonesia!



Is there any reason why you seem so determined to chat me up by PM ? Perchance do you drop anchor in poo bay ?

And no , you won't by yourself a citizenship .
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#55082 - 30 Jun 07 01:10 Re: new member here [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Nudel wants "stickying"

I received the following PM

"'Free Spirited Indonesian Women Bar on the corner of Jl Tosspot - why not start by trying that first ?

i was curious and got excited. what do you want in return in exchange for more of your info?'

My thanks,
nudel"

And has now replied all humpy demanding to know where "Jl Tosspot" is .

"I DON'T NEED CRITICISM"
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#55086 - 30 Jun 07 05:46 Re: new member here [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated

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#55087 - 30 Jun 07 05:58 Re: new member here [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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How did you find that one!

Liked the bit about "the herb" that keeps you alive for 256 years, and as for the info on "working girls"....

Soft twat!
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#55088 - 30 Jun 07 06:05 Re: new member here [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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it's in his profile!

and yes, the laddie seems keen on the working girls, but perhaps doesn't yet know what to do when he gets one.
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#55090 - 30 Jun 07 06:18 Re: new member here [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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I would not know what to do with one either!

But, you are right, he does not know his arse from his elbow!

Perhaps this will help...

http://www.zegelin.com/love_files/ArseorElbow.htm
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#55094 - 30 Jun 07 06:25 Re: new member here [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quoting: Dilli
I would not know what to do with one either!

But, you are right, he does not know his arse from his elbow!

Perhaps this will help...

http://www.zegelin.com/love_files/ArseorElbow.htm

wuhu! i scored 13/14! i know my arses from my elbows!!
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#55106 - 30 Jun 07 08:01 Re: new member here [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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Handy when contemplating anal!
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#55136 - 30 Jun 07 18:03 Re: new member here [Re: Dilli]
nudel Offline
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Surely I am quite qualified to know an arse from an elbow. I got 11/14. But I bet you can't tell an armpit hair to a pubic hair.

I don't only drop my anchor into poo bay. I admit, I jump right in - Booze and smoke with Indonesian guys. As for the working girls, I really don't what to do when I see one, because I don't know how to treat them like a piece of purchased meat. But I do know how to have meaningful talk and company with them.

Thanks to all the kind folks who have hinted places to score with girls howbit the harder way. At least I know I can stake out at "Jl Tosspot" in Jakarta. Cafe Soenaryo and Cheetoss Cilandak town square in Bandung. For once I will depart from my life of shallowness and hangout with meaningful people of the society. Yeah, I can see a halo glowing above their heads.

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#55137 - 30 Jun 07 18:17 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
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"Son, why have you flirt?"

"Father, forgive my sin. But my girl don't please me"

"Son, have you pleased your girl?"

"My Father, I have done everything."

"Son, let me tell you. I have not been pleased too."

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#55138 - 30 Jun 07 18:31 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
kenyeung Offline
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Loc: Indonesia
Neil, when in jakarta, get in touch with Roy's Hair via this site and ask him to introduce you to Mark T. Rex.


Edited by kenyeung (30 Jun 07 22:04)
Edit Reason: the maid overdosed on Baygon

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#55160 - 30 Jun 07 22:17 Re: new member here [Re: kenyeung]
nudel Offline
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Man, who is this Mark T. Rex?

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#55161 - 30 Jun 07 22:42 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
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Sorry that I have to ask this question. I don't to step into another abusive wanker. I can be sure that there are few of them after reading various postings. They rule over this forum as if it is theirs. No way I am going to bend my arse for them.

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#55163 - 30 Jun 07 22:51 Re: new member here [Re: nudel]
kenyeung Offline
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Rex is a charming fellow. He can introduce you to Taiwanese/Jakarta Johnno, who will give you plenty of tourism/sight-seeing/nightlife tips. Rather than waste time on Jokchat, go to the Reveler's Blok M site (http://jakartablokm.com) and the Metro Mad (metromad.blogspot.com/) to learn more about the savory aspects of Jakarta. Then find Rex and buy him a beer, lest he become a self-abusive wanker.

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