oooh, bilang dong.

Alamak, basa lo tu -_- kikikik.

Cute.

Meh.

Ok, where to start...
If you had read the original post properly you would have noticed that the word Indoesian contains only one 'n' instead of two, thus meaning that any country called Indoesia is not recognised by the UN. Its called A JOKE. Go on, check the title. Does it say Indonesia? No. Do you feel stupid? Yes. Will you apologise for being stupid? No.
Next, my post concerning YaUdah has fuck all to do with you.
I feel no need to give you shallow recognition as your posts and shouts all scream 'Pay Me Attention!'. Blasting blanket generalisations will win you few friends. As for shallow, do you really believe that your petite body, black hair and light tan skin are unique among Asians or should be held as a beacon of what is good about Indonesia? That is shallowness, my dear. And you missed Pramoedya Ananta Toer, Munir, Remy Sylado, and Sri Mulyani if you want a few more goodies.
As for Sate - not definitively Indonesian.
Noodles - deabatably chinese by origin.
Kuntilanak and Pocong are ghost stories of which every country has it own - the banshee of Ireland for example.

This is a PUBLIC forum for ENGLISH speakers. We do like to post things that might interest or amuse each other in English, ie the YaUdah marketing fail. If that inflames your patriotic sensibilities, that we aren't speaking Bahasa Indonesia, you have missed the whole point of this site - get over it. You will find similar sites for relocated ex-pats of all colours, creeds and nationalities in every country around the world.
Next time you start an argument, take your brain out of your petite ass and use it.

it is a proven scientific fact that 98.26% of bule jokes are not understood by indonesians.

Ergo back the fuck up and don't assume other people are trying to do you down.

Nyeh.. Marmalade i've never liked bule butt-licker like you (or the UN) pissing off nymphomaniac and bule kampung is quite amusing for killing time on boring weekend like these past 2 days. And i do proud of my petite ass of mine your old fat wrinkled butt can only dream on.

You're right, kuncung. Like corrugated leather, old marmz's arse is.

****MIGHT NEED TO GRAB YOUR ALFALINK BEFORE READING THIS, THICKO****
Illiterate, classless child. One day you will have a revelation when two of your dormant brain cells collide and you realise how little the world likes you, you xenophobic little turd. Until then, enjoy thinking:
a) You have a use/purpose on this forum
b) You can speak English
c) You have in any way offended me
d) You know anything about me
e) I have any respect for your type of chip-on-shoulder patriot
f) Your point of view is enjoyed by this forum
g) You are anything more than a coward

In the words of my esteemed friend, Mr Vulgarian, go suck a cock.

Pop your ass round here and I'll shag ya.
Wife's on the rag this week so it'll save me bothering having a wank.

I be Jaksa once time with my friend and OMG! Bule drink to much.

Ah Ririn, that's just the Aussie's and Kiwi's!!

You might be orang hitam. Scary. So big.

Jaksa??? Bali of Central Jakarta

It's not that good.

MY HOUSEMATE IS SUCH A TWAT. NOT THE LEPRECHAUN OR THE HBC BOY. THE OTHER ONE. WHAT A PRICK

I wonder to whom he is referring

Just whistle WH

jaksa? never heard about it before..
but i think i want to be there once =)

anyway, in london i saw at least one pub in every junction.
but in indonesia i see at least one beggar in every junction lol

as karl marx once said, the english are a nation of shopkeepers.
indonesians are a nation of commission agents.

Eh? That was Boney, n'est-ce pas?

He went to a snobby school, Ku, where they teach this stuff. He probably quotes Sappho in the original Greek too. The big dykeophile he is...