Don't Judge a book by it's cover.
Don't judge a place unless you've already gone there and experience it.
Everyone has the rights to say and do something as long as it doesn't against the law.
Why would you spend more money on something if you can spend less and enjoy it? Will it hurt your pride?
Always be down to earth, respect one another.

Life is too short to waste, so Enjoy your life and don't worry, be happy and smile, and the life and the world will smile back at you

A careless word may kindle strife,
A cruel word may wreck a life,
A timely word may lessen stress,
A loving word may heal and bless.

It is better to bite your tongue than to let it bite someone else.

Oh, fuck off.

Stroll on John! Are you 'avin a laff?

What lovely kind words Ms BlueSkyLady. It is so refreshing to find such joy and optimism on this site.
And from Mr Vulgar. The predictable brutish, nasty response.

Boom!
It shook the room!
The sound of my doom!
Then, I smelt the fume!
And heard the death tune!
Played on a loom!
Everything went... Voom!

It was a dark and stormy day
When you went away!
I cried and I cried and I cried,
(I think I nearly died)
You left me for Suzie Caronabularis,
Which was awfully sad,
I felt so bad,
You broke my heart,
I should have known from the start!

Or the haiku:

I like bees, they're so
Yellow and black, and yellow
And black and yellow

I almost had a fight with a bunch of losers who called me names that I didn't understand even after Cuggy translated it for me. But then it didn't make sense, cause I don't know what it means anyway.

Therefore you are officially a DUMBASS!

i'm with you on this one buddy. It may help people when they are sucking unwanted cock, but I wish people would fuck off with their quoted philosophies...

My shrink said I'm witty.

wanker! ur just jealous :P

for honest, i never hear about Jalan Jaksa, where is it?
(i came to Jakarta since 1996.) how poor me...LOL

jalan jaksa is merely the centre of the universe.

Kuku...
hmmmmm.... where is it? in kuningan? sudirman?
how to come to jalan jaksa?

I second that. but I prefer nasi goreng kambing kebon sirih anyway

there goes your social life

I agree, its a terrible place, last wednesday I was so drunk there I chatted up two ladyboys , dropped my trousers, my underpants, and showed them my todger!

In the process lost my hp (probably slipped out of my fallen trousers)so I too am ashamed as is your girlfriend.

but for different reasons. What was she ashamed of?

My mate pissed himself laughing at the time...

Apart from that I think JJ is a wonderful place.

What's bigger? Your hp or your todger?

Or the chance of this being a crappy troll-post?

Captain P is no troll. In fact, he's going to give me another front page splash if he grows a pair and gives me the go ahead.

I think they are lovely words. Don't listen to the philistines on here.
By the way, is that you in your avatar and do you shag?

The yorkshire approach...

Smooth talkers to a man.
Chat them up with a compliment first then get down to the nitty gritty with no more time wasted.
If she does shag I'll treat her to a bag of chips for supper.

My todger of course coz I cant find my hp...