I don't quite think 'flirting' is the word.

Ela, why have you changed your name? You now sound like you were named after a vacuum cleaner, or a vibrator for that matter.

Chewwy, I am doing it. Off to Hooters.

you wont regret it .... and if the beer gets to expensive do what i do .... run like hell !!!

Off to Singapore next week! I'll just stick to the four floors

I think everybody "sticks" to the four floors ... probably something to do with all the human discharge

piss, you never created your own name at all. you name is a little beauty hair on jalan jaksa. the poor one not the one like Peter Saerang hair beauty salon. poor oh piss poor

my name you can face to this coming century.

I cant remember where the Qantas posting was made but here is the latest from the sun. I love the quote from her dad about the other staff who reported it ... “probably ugly as a hatful of a***holes and jealous”.:

THIS is the pretty air hostess alleged to have romped in an aircraft toilet with Harry Potter star Ralph Fiennes.

Lisa Robertson, 38, has been suspended without pay by Aussie airline Qantas over the incident at 33,000ft.

The first picture of her appeared as it emerged she worked as a daring undercover cop before joining Qantas in 2004.

She would often pose as a drug addict to snare dealers in Sydney.

Lisa’s dad Graham insisted she was “a good kid” who did nothing wrong. And he described Qantas staff who reported her as “probably ugly as a hatful of a***holes and jealous”.

Lisa denies joining the Mile High Club with Fiennes, 44, who played Voldemort in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire and also starred in hit movies Schindler’s List and The English Patient.

She has told bosses she chatted to the actor during the flight from Darwin, Australia, to Mumbai, India. She claimed he then followed her to the toilet and “became amorous”.

Lisa said: “I explained that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave.”

Fiennes, who split with long-term partner Francesca Annis last year, has refused to comment. He pulled out of this week’s Bafta awards ceremony.

Chewwy, you are a star. Hooters was great. The customers were few and far between but all the girls were in to do ‘dance’ rehearsals, in mini-skirts. Cheap thrills I know but fantastic stuff. The only problem was that the only time any of them would ever actually speak to me was when I was on the last gulp of beer from my glass.

“Hi PS. Jakarta must be exciting. I bet you see a lot of action being as handsome as you are. Another S$23 beer?” they would croon.
“Um.Yes please. Make it two,” I would gush involuntarily.

Took me four fucking beers till I realized I was being had. And even now I still hold on to the possibility it was true love.

Anyway, I got her name. Jane. And we have a date in two months. A date meaning that I will come back to Hooters in two months and hopefully she will be there again.


Dilli. Where is the challenge in four floors? Unless you’re an old cunt and can’t walk up the stairs.


Ella baby, I took this name on a whim (spur of the moment) just so I could abuse riccardo. I never intended to stay as long as I have or get as addicted as I have. And I just want to say that I selected the name without knowing it was already a thread. Anyway, you still sound like a supercharged, hydromatic, greased-lightening vibrator and its making my palms sweaty.

I am rambling. Must be drunk. I am praying that the rain you are experiencing will close Soek-Hatta and I will be forced to spend a week in the Changi Skyview Lounge eating sushi and olives and quaffing plonk.

Is that before or after he pulled out of the Qantarse bird?

The orginal thread is in Happy News.

Hmm, I can't imagine a bigger turn-off short of finding meat and two veg down there.

You have GOT to see the south park take on Hooters - "Raisins". It's disturbingly hilarious.

PT, PT. That didn't stop you running around Blok M last week like a Catholic priest at a Boy Scout jamboree.

Happy to hear that Hooters was a winner ..... its a great place during the day as normally you get the whole place to yourself and thus all the attention. I find the lonely guy who has to spend a few days in sng and doesnt know anybody approach works a treat

Hooters ... Beer, Food and Top Birds ... what else could a man want

Singapore can be really cool provided u r blond, blue eyes and at least 6'5 tall. Couple of years ago i worked there with a dutch guy who met those standards and he was out and about shagging different chinese chicks one after the other every single night no kidding. He met them everywhere, on the street, in pubs, disco's, malls, restaurants. He only wanted Chinese and left the Malay and Pinoy and Thai girls alone.
When it was Chinese new year he did 7 chicks that single day and night!!! Next morning he came back wiht a very surprised face. I dunno what happended he said but all the girls i shagged gave me loads of money, they normally never do that, do the suddenly think i turned into a male hooker???" Then i explained him about the Goodluck money and that it is customary for Chinese to give money away at Chin. NY because they think it will make them more prosperous

Don''t worry mate if u r tall and blo;nd u will pull gorgeous chinese chicks like a soi dog pulls fleas, Oh yes, if you are black and tall you might even pull more still cos these gals love black guys, you see nigerian and other afro guys at every bus stop all the time, and they are not waiting for the bus but just there to pull interested chicks, having said that i don'tsee many of them the last couple of years, maybe they been chased away by the police??

Hey Dutch Guy...you know I was in Jakarta on the weekend and I went to My Bar. I usually take notice of most of the drop kick bules that frequent the bar, I get some weird amusement factor in watching these people....not sure why, it kind of helps me with my own image factor, because when I see and watch dickheads I know not to apply anything they do to anything I would do. You know, avoid being like him sort of thing.

Anyway, during this watching, I saw this complete dickhead with 3 inch thick glasses, longish hair, dutch accent and no style at all, this guy definately won the "dickhead of the night" award hands down. I watched him for my amusement and he spent the night without buying a single drink and without being able to attract a single girl...plus doing this little dance routine to seem groovy and hip.

I immediately knew it was you. Now I know why you have such a problem. You don't even have an aura, you somehow repel than attract, your whole body language says "I am a complete dickhead".....you sure after spending so much time in Asia, someone hasn't cast some weird spell on you that automatically makes people move away from you.

What was the no drink thing about ? Oh, I loved the way you tried to be hip and did you little dance / groove thing in the crowd....the twirls were magnificent....plus if you had bumped me a second time I was going to ram your ugly head into the bar railing just for the return bump factor. Did you know that you smell like stale semen ?

Anyway Dutch Boy, another great story you have written about your misery.

Hmm --- after your description I think maybe I saw him on the stage in Stadium on Friday

don't forget on the left side of Dj's place.

were you there too Ela???

nope. that is a favorite place of piss when he wanted to sing along! sing along! sing along!

hehehe -- that does get played a lot doesn't it

The Raisins girls !! it's the best episode ever. "...And remember to show off your Raisins!!"

Mmm Stadium, i miss u

Ha' you like stadium Dolphin? please don't tell me that you like that stage!

That was because you were there u oxmoron, they all flocked to you, little do they know you only date and root rich models, moviestars or artists or HI-SO cuties, i wanted to tell them so they would not waste their time but unfortunately i cannot speak English or Bahasa indonesia.

Btw. u were wrong i managed to pull one girl by the end of the night i got the 70+ yo mamasan that always trawls around Mybar, she won the ugliest girl of Jkt contest last year hands down. I only paid her 30 million rupia for the night




Of course it is me, i'm completely bald in real so i always have to wear those wigs. It is not easy to move with my 200 kilo frame and 130 cm height but i think i managed to be quite groovy in spite of that.

Gtg i'm off to the toilet to have a wank.

thanks everyone for the advice on singapore, i ended up staying in little india at the youth hostel " prince of wales " it was really cool and only $14 per night. I ended up having a great time there, although reading these later posts off piss im spewin i didnt go to hooters, ahhhh theres always next time.

some photos from singapore......