Hello all, let me introduce myself
I am Darling, 31 y.o, Female
I like to watch movies, do sports, and read books.

I read this forum and I think I like it.
I hope you guys welcome me

Sports ?
Angkat besi mungkin ?

YES
How do you know?
Want to be my instructor?
I can lift you if you want

Welcome Darling ...

It seem you and Capt. find same interest
Well well I like movies and read books also

Hey, Teddy.
Thanks. May be we can be friends

you are welcome ....

Welcome Darling. 31 y.o female? Wow, you gonna have A LOT of new friends! hehe...

Blackadder: So in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert?

Darling: I'm only doing my job, Blackadder.

Blackadder: Well, how lucky you are then that your job is also your hobby.

Orangutan: thanks. I hope so

Piss Salon: Im not very good in sarcasm. Can you comprehensively explain what you meant by the above conversation? i will trully appreciate it.

Nice to know you by the way.

Ummmmm, can't explain jokes. Here's another that you might understand Darling.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because most are ugly and they smell.

wouldn't make too much sense to an american - no offense intended or implied .
Blackadder never really caught on .

Are you Indonesian Darling or American, as the Captain is implying? Nice to know you make your electronic acquaintance also Darling.

I did think that Darling may actually have one of those long prehensile trunks . We have certainly been acquanted before - and despite the "demented ramblings" , I can assure you that we are not one and the same person - Darling is educated for sure .

Hi, Darling...nice to meet you here
please enjoy this site for you

Ahhhhhh

Well, first, I am not that bright. And I am very straightforward in thinking.

Oh, so it's about gender now?
hm.. let me see if I could find you a good one. Here it is, on the top of my head:

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

Then here comes the woman.

But it's a bit boring of discussion, isn't it?

Anyway, thanks for the warm welcome. I hope we can be friends.

Oh, and I am an Indonesian, guys. What in the world made you think I am an American? I am so insulted by this btw.

Sorry Darling

Hi Darling,
Welcome to JC!
Cheers.

Hello Darling, welcome to JC. Hope you'll like it as much as I do. I like to read the forums. Wish I could come here more often.

Piss Salon, I don't wear make-up because I'm lazy
and I don't use perfume because I don't like it.
You're right, though, I'm not ugly and I don't smell.
Btw, you have a secret admirer here.
The person said, after viewing the gathering photos, you are the most handsome man in the hole world.
Can you guess who that person is?

Don't be offended by my bad joke Crystal.

And I think that anyone who thinks I am the most handsome man in the whole world needs brain surgery.

I only had one vote on the most popular stakes, and that was from a person of unknown gender called Abie.

Hey, thanks for the warm welcome guys.

One thing I forgot to tell you all is that I HATE bules.

So all bules are my ENEMY and NOT friends.

Why?

Well, Im sure all of you know.

Hmm. I saw the pic of the gathering.

and i think Piss was the ugliest bule I've ever seen in my life. And so were the other bules. All bules in Indo are ugly anyway.

Not all darling - some are good looking like me .
I cannot however comment on your perception of some of the others though - this is of course a matter of personal preference - though I do however acknowledge your point .

Darling,

Well that can be really hurt..
I guess what more important is the inner beauty and each person have their own beauty

There are some bad Bules, but I don't think all bules are bad
I don't know the one in Indonesia, as so far most of my friends are not in Indonesia, but I am 100% sure that the one in Indonesia are good Bules

TB - I think you may be missing a little something here - and it is hanging between Darlings' legs .

No. Why Darling? Someone didn't pay for your taxi?