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#36923 - 25 Nov 06 01:02 Re: Jakarta [Re: No Name]
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Picture of said fridge as requested!


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#36924 - 25 Nov 06 01:19 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Home..........................

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#36925 - 25 Nov 06 01:19 Re: Jakarta [Re: No Name]
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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Fuck off, its mine!
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#36927 - 25 Nov 06 01:42 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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You never offer anyone any of that fucking beer.....

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#36931 - 25 Nov 06 02:35 Re: Jakarta [Re: No Name]
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It took longer than usual to get home last night. The main reason was that Fatmawati was choked with Motor Bikes. While being the preferable mode of transport in Jakarta, they are a complete nightmare for Cars and Busses as they disregard the rules of the road and drive anywhere they want!

If anything gets me down here it is the driving standards and behaviour of these road users.


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#36936 - 25 Nov 06 02:42 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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1st Point. I notice you only have the PVX-2A. The new version (PVX-2B) has a step ladder - put in, after 16 people killed themselves climbing up to the top shelf whilst pissed.



See?


ms paint apologises...
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#36939 - 25 Nov 06 02:48 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Hijacking bastard! Thats my fridge!
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#36940 - 25 Nov 06 02:48 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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2nd point. Who is this? And why does he get to see the fridge?

Both fridges in fact. Bastard...



ms paint should apologise
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#36941 - 25 Nov 06 02:49 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Originally posted by: The Prisoner
1st Point. I notice you only have the PVX-2A. The new version (PVX-2B) has a step ladder - put in, after 16 people killed themselves climbing up to the top shelf whilst pissed.
ms paint apologises...

you really do have far too much time on your hands ...
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#36944 - 25 Nov 06 02:52 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Finally, thermal imaging of dilli's fridge at night reveals the additional content that PB was talking about earlier...

I'm not the best hacker it's true... But my resources are somewhat limited...



ms paint still hasn't apologised.
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#36948 - 25 Nov 06 02:54 Re: Jakarta [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Yes I do have too much time on my hands. I'm waiting in the office for my pay though. Which is 10 days later than usual. IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU?

Good.

And sorry. But I haven't had a drink for several hours.
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#36949 - 25 Nov 06 02:55 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Good one Prisonner!
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#36950 - 25 Nov 06 02:55 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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I'll sort that out later, if you have not been paid, I'll buy you one! (Liked the thermal imaging)
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#36955 - 25 Nov 06 03:00 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Very kind but I don't even have enough for a taxi/bajaj/ojek. I'll be fucked by a grizzly bear before I walk to the pub from here.

No offence meant PB...
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#36964 - 25 Nov 06 03:20 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Get your burd to pay for the Ojek, come to that, I'll pay the fucker if you want a pint!
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#36981 - 25 Nov 06 03:50 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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I'll be there about 4:30 - 5:00
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#36989 - 25 Nov 06 04:05 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Money is in transit from bank. And I'm the only one patient enough to wait for it. I'll be there before you. See you then.
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#37000 - 25 Nov 06 05:26 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Mines a Bintang - as usual!
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#37057 - 25 Nov 06 21:58 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Originally posted by: The Prisoner
Finally, thermal imaging of dilli's fridge at night reveals the additional content that PB was talking about earlier...

I'm not the best hacker it's true... But my resources are somewhat limited...




Hey - Im snow fuckin WHITE, not shitty grey!!!!!!!

ms paint still hasn't apologised.

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#37192 - 28 Nov 06 03:34 Re: Jakarta [Re: No Name]
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OK...its photoshopped but I thought it was funny


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#37208 - 28 Nov 06 05:58 Re: Jakarta [Re: No Name]
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It's thermal imaging! I know you aren't shitty grey, but through my Thermos Imaging Goggles that's how you look. I'm sorry. They were cheap, but it keeps my coffee hot as an added bonus, so I don't care...
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Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw
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#37518 - 01 Dec 06 06:32 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Originally posted by: The Prisoner
It's thermal imaging! I know you aren't shitty grey, but through my Thermos Imaging Goggles that's how you look. I'm sorry. They were cheap, but it keeps my coffee hot as an added bonus, so I don't care...


\:D lol...lol.... \:D
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#37520 - 01 Dec 06 07:24 Re: Jakarta [Re: Macan Tutul]
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Testing...something is strange today?
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#37523 - 01 Dec 06 06:42 Re: Jakarta [Re: The Prisoner]
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Originally posted by: The Prisoner
It's thermal imaging! I know you aren't shitty grey, but through my Thermos Imaging Goggles that's how you look. I'm sorry. They were cheap, but it keeps my coffee hot as an added bonus, so I don't care...


Thermal imaging?

So you like to watch me in the dark??? I know what you naturalists are like. I hate that fucking David Attenborough.... Poking his nose into my life.

Its nothing but paparatsi.... Do they want me to go like Lady Di??? Smash my Merc into a tunnel avoiding some bastard with a long range lens saying “and up in the artic circle, the polar bears are settling in for winter”…

Every time I pop off for a pee there is some bastard filming it. Every shag there is an entire film crew. They even shout “cut” when I reach the money shot. I told them, bring fucking Anabel Chong up here and make a movie with me, but they just want to see me struggle with some fat seal…

Polarbear Privacy. That’s all we want.

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#37528 - 01 Dec 06 06:55 Re: Jakarta [Re: Dilli]
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Originally posted by: Dilli
Testing...something is strange today?

there's a disturbance in the force ...
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