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#29968 - 09 Apr 06 14:00 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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The lord is my sausage that I shall dip
It porks you 'tween the thighs
In pastures new it slides away
And astounds you with its size
Lead me into temptation
And straight to your bedroom
For this is the sausage
Its Power & its Glory
For at least 1/2 an hour - Ahem!
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#29969 - 09 Apr 06 14:32 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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So what shall we call this new religion? Sausagenous?

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#29970 - 09 Apr 06 14:42 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Originally posted by g00f13:
So what shall we call this new religion? Sausagenous?
it's not a "new* religion, you infidel! sausageology has been with us since the beginning, but it has only now been revealed to humanity. sausageology is the alpha and omega. there are no other religions. all others are false paths leading to hell.

i wonder if we could get tom cruise to defect...
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#29971 - 09 Apr 06 14:46 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Tom Cruise -Nope- Scientology needs all the chipolatas it can get!
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#29972 - 09 Apr 06 14:49 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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monuments to sausageology exist in every major city.

Nelsons Column = Nelsons Sausage
eifel Tower = Eifels sausage


monas = the jakarta Sausage monument

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#29973 - 09 Apr 06 15:09 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Forgive me Master Kuku. Please forgive my sin for I have been ignorance all this time to the oldest known religion known to men and women for that matter.

It has gone through some radical times and periods. It has been possessed by almost half of the world populations. It is widely worshipped and has been known to have been prosecuted especially in ancient times. It can even produced seedlings for new growth through cross pollination. People throughout the centuries until now and into the future have erected symbols and landmarks to celebrate it.

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#29974 - 09 Apr 06 20:07 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Oops, did I start all this!
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#29975 - 09 Apr 06 20:08 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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om mane padme sausage
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#29976 - 09 Apr 06 20:20 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Oh blessed sausage we belive that without sin thou didst (make a virgin) conceieve!

Teach us how thus believeing, we can sin without conceiving!

We are not worthy oh great Polar Bear!
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#29977 - 10 Apr 06 17:22 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Sausages:

ON PARADE!

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#29978 - 10 Apr 06 17:25 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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How does it feel to be a religous Icon!
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#29979 - 10 Apr 06 17:45 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Sausages:

ON PARADE!
Oh blessed the sausage, what my life would be without it...
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#29980 - 10 Apr 06 17:49 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Oh blessed the sausage? You're asking for trouble again! He'll probably ask you to marry him again!
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#29981 - 10 Apr 06 17:51 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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I'm going for a pint. Anyone want to join me!

Later......
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#29982 - 10 Apr 06 17:53 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Sausages:

ON PARADE!
Oh blessed the sausage, what my life would be without it...
verily i say, there can be no life without the Great Sausage. the Great Sausage is the bringer of life that delivers seed into the dark moist depths.
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#29983 - 10 Apr 06 19:08 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Oh blessed the sausage? You're asking for trouble again! He'll probably ask you to marry him again!
It's not trouble...it's blessing sausage :p
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#29984 - 10 Apr 06 20:01 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Originally posted by Dilligaf:
How does it feel to be a religous Icon!
My Dad always said I was a fuckin Idle smile

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#29985 - 10 Apr 06 20:13 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Fathers are usually wrong! This time one was right! Sitting on that Iceberg, strumming the religious implement, waiting to get flocked!

Suffer the poor & needy ayam, I will protect and care for them!

(Dirty) Lucky bastard!
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#29986 - 10 Apr 06 20:20 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Hey! I'm a father, and I AM always right.

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#29987 - 10 Apr 06 20:31 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Liar, I am a father too and I get caught our regularly by the hyper intelligent 11 year old!
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#29988 - 10 Apr 06 20:34 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Liar, I am a father too and I get caught our regularly by the hyper intelligent 11 year old!
Well, teenagers are a different story mate. I'll come to that in 5yrs time. I'll cross the bridge then.

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#29989 - 10 Apr 06 20:38 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Watch out for when your daughter takes every opportunity to try & catch daddy bollock naked! My toilet has a louvred bottom section, when I get out of the shower at the weekend, there is a 50/50 chance theres a little set of prying eyes trying to peek. A loud roar and a hasty towel wrap seems to do the trick!
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#29990 - 10 Apr 06 21:03 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Any girls want to help me be a father?

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#29991 - 10 Apr 06 21:04 Re: JP/Please, let's keep the kids away from prying eyes
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Slut
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