Hey Kumar,

Thanks, it's real funny

How did you get it?

Hahhaha ..

This is a good one

Cheers !

JRD Tata (Indian Businessman) was asked in a seminar as to "What did he think were the golden words in English Language?"

Following was his reply:

If we allocate numbers to each of the English Alphabet (as shown below),then the following are the 3 MOST POWERFUL WORDS in English Language which add upto 100%.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


D I S C I P L I N E
4 9 19 3 9 16 12 9 14 5 = 100%

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

R E E N G I N E E R (changing yourself)
18 5 5 14 7 9 14 5 5 18 = 100 %


And here comes the next ones.....

C O M P E T E N C E
3 15 13 16 5 20 5 14 3 5 = 99 %

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 %

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 %

In addition to Knowledge, Hardwork & Competence, the important things that a person needs to be successful is to have DISCIPLINE, (RIGHT) ATTITUDE & the will to REENGINEER himself/herself in case of calamities/ hardships.

By the way... FORTUNE counts to 99

wow thats clever. I like that kumar!

Cherry is kumar's teacher...so that's why he's very clever

Odd Signs from England!


1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

3. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

4. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

5. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

6. OUTSIDE A FARM: Horse manure -50 pence per pre-packed bag; 20 pence do-it-yourself.

7. ON A CHURCH DOOR:: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter yeall by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

8. ENGLISH SIGN IN A GERMAN CAFE: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating.

9. OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

10. OUTSIDE A NEW TOWN HALL WHICH WAS TO BE OPENED BY THE PRINCE OF WALES: The Town Hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.

11. OUTSIDE A PHOTOGRAPHER'S STUDIO: Out to lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also.

12. SEEN AT THE SIDE OF A SUSSEX ROAD: Slow cattle crossing. No overtaking for the next 100 yrs.

13. OUTSIDE A DISCO: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.

14. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

15. NOTICE SENT TO RESIDENTS OF A WILTSHIRE PARISH: Due to increasing problems with litter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order.

16. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

17. ON A MOTORWAY GARAGE: Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is.

18. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

19. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

20. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

21. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

22. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

23. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

24. SIGN AT A NORFOLK FARM GATE: Beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser and the ninth one has just left!

25. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

This is a job applicant writing to apply for secretarial job.

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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Did she have Susu Besar? In my experience it is always the girl with the biggest mammalian protuberances who wins.........Except in my comapany, our receptionit is 32AA, but who's complaining.........More than a mouthfull etc etc

32AA?? peliiiittttttt.....

Did the big boops is the main condition to get a job?
oh May..how poor of me..because I have the little one, 32a not 32A

I think girls with small boops try harder.....

Cherry - you big or small boops???

I love those petite 32a...

i don't. they leave dents in your chest.

Show me, let me feel it...let me be the judge of them.