How to speak about women and be "Politically Correct"

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She does not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
13. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

How to speak about men and be "Politically Correct"

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has a GRAIN BYPRODUCT STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He SEEKS GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
5. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He is prone to INVOLUNTARY GRAVITATIONAL STABILITY SYNDROME.
6. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

How to speak about men and be "Politically Correct"
9. He is not a hot dude - he always taking a cold shower

LOL!

Yep... your right.. It does make the penis shrink.
But ... it will lessen muscle soreness though.

You wanna take a shower with me JakGirl?
Don't bother to bring a washcloth, ok?

damnn...you're copying my words KuKu?
I wonder, how did you get it?

but..I disagree with no.8
"He is not afarid of Commitment-he is Monogamously challenged"..; it's the best answer for a men when he felt terpojok (apa sehh bahasa inggrisnya terpojok, tolong kasih tahu dong!!)by the environment especially in front of his wife..

Cherry,
he is not afraid of commitment - Monogamously challeged
in this case itu artinya sama..

Thanks honey, but I already took my 45 min shower..Imagine what you could do in the 45 min shower

Terpojok?

You probably mean... When he is driven or pressed into a (tight) corner.

Oh dear..Richie, you have two girls kissing, who are they? damn..I want that tounge

What kissing girls?

I was only testing the capabilities of this forum... you like them huh? You want me to use them as avatar so you can watch them kissing some more?

Did you finish lunch already? knock knock! It was probably a quickie right? Aussie bastard! Lucky guy he his indeed

yeah you had a noti avatar earlier...!
I like a guy tounge...not into woman, unless in the kinda emergency..he..hehe!

Just got home, he wanted to go shopping in Beverly Hills..arrgghh! I hated it!
Noo..no quickie! I dropped him off at the airport, he off back for Sydney. And he'ill be living in New York, not LA.

I like Doing Quickie with Aussie bastard!
it's good you know. just 5, 10 or 15 mnts orgasm it is fun if we do in the sofa or dining table with the clothes on

I can meet him for a beer and we can discus you. ;-)

PB..you mean discussing about our togetherness?? the 3some thing that would be nice..

No! Discuss things like:

Who makes you moan the loudest....

Who makes you orgasm the most....

Why you say Richard in your sleep.....

ooooh...gitu ya...

Richie, I got a very noti pic (NOT me you horny bastard!) you might like it. I can send you one but you gonna spend too long in the shower thinking about my ass

Just send them baby... Let me compare them to yours :p

just did ! sure you gonna like it..

HEY

What about my long showers?????