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#113060 - 25 Oct 10 11:32 THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER *****
Sammy Jankis Offline
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Greetings, JakChatters! I’ve been away for some time handling more important affairs, but I thought I would grace you all with my esteemed presence once more with a fresh, new and innovative idea.

Now I don’t need to tell you all that we’ve had a few right cunts sign up and log into JakChat with nothing better to do than troll for fights and drag people’s names through the muck. It was well noted that these little rascals aren’t quite capable of taking what they dish out, so let’s cast a bit of light on the cockroaches and watch them scatter like the cowards they are.

Without further ado, I am happy as a Hindu cow to introduce JakChat’s first official ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER ADDITION:

Andrew (Andy) “Captain Mainwaring” ***Surname Withheld At This Time***

Indonesian HP Number: 0811364170

Here’s a picture of his house, wife and two vehicles (one a Silver Pajero and one a Mini):


Now I realize that finding a house with only a photo and no address can be quite difficult, so here’s the cunt’s home address in Malang:

Perumahan Araya
Villa Grand Golf 2, Number 2
Malang, East Java


That is a rather unfortunate camera angle in the photo above; you can’t even see the plate number on that lovely Silver Pajero SUV, so here it it:

N 1678 BZ

Surprisingly, the Mini isn’t registered in his name. Here’s a close up of the tacky-looking cunt mobile (taken right off of JakChat’s very own server):



If you happen to see some sorry twat riding around in this silly clown car, rest assured that you have just been about as close to this miserable piece of shit as you’d ever want to be.

And finally, let’s have a slightly closer look at that wife of his, or as I like to think of her, the unluckiest woman in the whole of Indonesia due to her marriage to Andrew, AKA “Captain Cunt”. You may notice that she is holding a couple of disembodied hands. That’s because I’ve had their two daughters clone-tooled out of the photo.


Phwooaar!!!

So by all means, please feel free to stop by his place and kick his cunt straight off. We all know how many friends he’s made through his little stunts at JakChat and MetroMad. Needless to say, the cloak of secrecy has now been lifted!

Andrew, you may want to invest in some CCTV and tazing technology. Perhaps even a clique mob or two to drag around with you because I am quite sure you’ve got a hell of a visit or two headed your way.

Until next time! And remember kids, as Captain Cunt is so fond of saying… “You never know who you’re talking to or dealing with on the internet!” I’m sure he is now learning a hard lesson about just this.
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#113069 - 25 Oct 10 13:20 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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Well, this should be interesting.

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#113070 - 25 Oct 10 14:00 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Vulgarian]
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#113071 - 25 Oct 10 14:20 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Marmalade]
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#113072 - 25 Oct 10 15:42 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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#113080 - 26 Oct 10 15:26 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Om Pong]
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Call me Mr. Andrew. I can help.

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#113092 - 27 Oct 10 15:30 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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ganja
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#113095 - 28 Oct 10 09:03 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Oh, and Captain Cunthair, that was me text messaging you from Qatar -- not the usual suspect, you thick-witted bastard.


Edited by Sammy Jankis (28 Oct 10 09:25)
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#113101 - 28 Oct 10 15:58 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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Back to the top we go....
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#113107 - 29 Oct 10 13:32 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Om Pong]
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#113120 - 31 Oct 10 20:29 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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beep.
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#113121 - 31 Oct 10 22:29 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Hotman Paris]
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Quoting: Hotman Paris
Call me Mr. Andrew. I can help.


me thinks he prefers to call Ruhut instead! ganja
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#113149 - 04 Nov 10 13:06 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: juminten]
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Love this. First Class. Keep it up. The man is a cunt.

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#113152 - 06 Nov 10 00:34 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Fred Faeces]
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#113224 - 11 Nov 10 20:11 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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Gosh
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#113239 - 12 Nov 10 09:13 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: fred]
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Not many people like him, why is he so miserable ?

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#113240 - 12 Nov 10 09:22 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: kingwilly100]
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being miserable makes him happy.
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#113242 - 12 Nov 10 09:23 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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making other people miserable makes him even happier.
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#113243 - 12 Nov 10 10:19 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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being happy makes him miserable ganja
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#113246 - 13 Nov 10 10:38 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: juminten]
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The man's a cowardly, pathetic cunt. He's all fire, brimestone and abusive vitriol here and on MetroMad while he still had his anonymity.

Now that the lights have been snapped on and his identity is well known, that rotten vagina in his face snaps shut and he scuttles off like the runny batch of putrid diarrhea I'd always taken him for.

In short, a sad excuse for a human being. Tired, broken-down and defeated -- and now without his little sandbox to fling sand in the eyes of others. Cry me rivers, little one. I can't wait for that upcoming trip down Malang way!
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#113247 - 13 Nov 10 14:48 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Sammy Jankis]
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yeahh...mr.jenkins go for it!! i kinda like it when guys are fighting! very macho....*ngomporin.com*

ganja
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#113297 - 16 Nov 10 19:57 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: juminten]
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Except this seems more like Hiroshima than an exchange of blows.
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#113329 - 21 Nov 10 15:06 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Marmalade]
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#113335 - 23 Nov 10 14:11 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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All good fun. As is this:
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#113403 - 26 Nov 10 16:25 Re: THE ALL-STAR CUNT CORNER [Re: Om Pong]
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I've been thinking about this thread and I'm going to have to be soppy and almost gay about it.

It ain't the lady's fault so could I request her face be blanked out in the photos?

Sorry to be a poof.
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