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#11122 - 29 Jun 06 07:02
The story of Sheep
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: > * You have two sheep. > * You sell one and buy a ram. > * Your flock multiplies, and the economy grows. > * You sell them and retire on the income. > A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * You sell one, and force the other to produce the wool of four sheep. > * You are surprised when the sheep drops dead. > A FRENCH CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * You go on strike because you want three sheep. > A JAPANESE CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary > sheep and > produce 20 times the wool. > * You then create clever sheep cartoon images called Sheepkimon and market > them worldwide. > A GERMAN CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, > and shear themselves. > A BRITISH CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * Both die from foot and mouth. > AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep, but you don't know where they are. > * You break for lunch. > A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * You count them and learn you have five sheep. > * You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep. > * You count them again and learn you have 12 sheep. > * You stop counting sheep and open another bottle of vodka. > A SWISS CORPORATION: > * You have 5,000 sheep, none of which belong to you. > * You charge others for storing them. > A CHINESE CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * You have 300 people shearing them. > * You claim full employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman who > reported the numbers. > AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: > * You have two sheep. > * That one on the left is kinda cute...
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#11123 - 29 Jun 06 10:56
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#11125 - 29 Jun 06 11:51
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Dilli Prefers his sheep to be standing and looking over the edge of a Cliff Top
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#11127 - 29 Jun 06 12:20
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Ah Meester Bob, you use the same clifftop as I do! Fuck It-I'm away for a very special beer! 
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#11130 - 29 Jun 06 12:28
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If you mean the one at the TORRY BATTERY ,.Dilli ,.you correct
Wow brings back sweet memories
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#11132 - 29 Jun 06 13:31
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LOL..oildude what are you doing with my sheep, stop it! she just had a baby yesterday! Hana babe! how are you baby! you look so hawt today? must be a hot dude molestation last night! tell me! tell me..!
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#11133 - 29 Jun 06 13:34
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LOL! I still can't understand how some guys here can find those kind of pics?!
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#11134 - 29 Jun 06 13:37
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Hold it, I did not know she was yours. I took a video! Note, this will be available for a limited time only 
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#11136 - 29 Jun 06 13:43
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LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL! My Gawd Dilli....you are so bad! LOL!
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#11138 - 29 Jun 06 13:47
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Google Image search for sheep f**ker
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#11139 - 29 Jun 06 13:58
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LOL..oildude! gila sekali!
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#11140 - 30 Jun 06 10:07
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well...well, I just see the dilli's posts but it's really disgusting.. woww..what the fucking!
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#11141 - 30 Jun 06 10:24
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judge a man not by his appearance but by his SEXAUL Tendencies,...........now U know what Dilli is truly like
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#11143 - 30 Jun 06 10:43
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Originally posted by Balibob: judge a man not by his appearance but by his SEXAUL Tendencies,...........now U know what Dilli is truly like He is a Baaaaaaaaaastard 
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#11144 - 30 Jun 06 10:51
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Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl: well...well, I just see the dilli's posts but it's really disgusting.. woww..what the fucking! Lina ... Lina i believe you are the top rank for the fuckin' system BTW how r u babe, in the early morning i just arrived from Aceh ... but i'm not bring any thing now missed to ML u :p JAGAT
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#11145 - 30 Jun 06 11:11
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but oildude is very sexy horny bastrado! he is an expert and got lots of ideas of mekin lob style!
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