I don't understand why you said I'm a sicko.
Michelle
The problem is that too many people who come to poorer countries tend to be Gary Glitter/Micheal Jackson types more interested in getting into the kid's underwear than teaching them English.
Out problem is that we get so used to them being around we too often think that they are the norm.
With a name like Michelle (My little daughter's name) it's either less likely you fit that profile or you go into some really dodgy gay nightclubs.
Are you of Chinese extraction by any chance?